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[Jizzrag]

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all my friends are slowly leaving me

every time I talk with them there’s hardly anything to say. when we’re in a group people talk to each other around me but barely acknowledge my presence. when I’m one on one with one of them there’s no spark like there used to be, we can’t just have a good time and joke around and enjoy ourselves. they say things to each other quietly and don’t want me to hear them if I ask about them. they huh each other and seem genuinely affectionate with each other, but not with me.

it didn’t used to be like this. we used to all be friends together and people seemed to like me. whenever I bring it up they say either they haven’t noticed and I must be making a big deal out of nothing, or they get defensive and say I’m not entitled to their attention. I know i’m not but I still want it anyway.

I don’t want to make new friends. I like the ones I have. but they don’t like me. and this happens with every group of friends I’ve ever known. I really hope i’m not just cursed to this

and they all see me as a man anyway, they barely use they/them pronouns and the men call me bro and stuff

 

[Procrastinhater]

Unrealised but L nonetheless, troons coping and being their own hype men, lol.
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Who is this nutcase, I thought. And would you look at that, it's our pal..
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Lmao, getting about a bit at the moment isn't he
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Do these lunatics realize they're just admitting they're autogynephiles?

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all my friends are slowly leaving me

every time I talk with them there’s hardly anything to say. when we’re in a group people talk to each other around me but barely acknowledge my presence. when I’m one on one with one of them there’s no spark like there used to be, we can’t just have a good time and joke around and enjoy ourselves. they say things to each other quietly and don’t want me to hear them if I ask about them. they huh each other and seem genuinely affectionate with each other, but not with me.

it didn’t used to be like this. we used to all be friends together and people seemed to like me. whenever I bring it up they say either they haven’t noticed and I must be making a big deal out of nothing, or they get defensive and say I’m not entitled to their attention. I know i’m not but I still want it anyway.

I don’t want to make new friends. I like the ones I have. but they don’t like me. and this happens with every group of friends I’ve ever known. I really hope i’m not just cursed to this

and they all see me as a man anyway, they barely use they/them pronouns and the men call me bro and stuff

AGP freak Troons out, becomes typical annoying self obsessed pervert, personality totally changes, insists on embarrassing the people he's around by going out in public looking like a fucking unholy abomination in a spinny skirt, seethes about pronouns and constantly tries to change any subject to talk about his coomer shit, and wonders why his former friends are icing the despicable cross dresser that has replaced their friend like a pod person carrying a Blahaj out of their lives...
News at 11.

 

[Syikeblade]

This trannies just wants to live in his fantasy

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I'm 24, and been transitioning since 18, and since then I knew I wanted to date a guy. I lost my V card as well a while back, which made me feel more confident that I had lost my virginity, since I had never lost any cards at all before that. Well it turns out that I don't really desire sex THAT much. What I really want is a guy to spend the rest of his life with me, and sleep next to me every night so I can smile and breathe knowing he's right there. Ever since I turned 17 or so I've felt this way, and I think it's just a normal part of growing up for me. I'm not sure if there's any scientific explanation, or anything like that, but especially after I started losing muscle mass I just *Craved* being right next to a guy who was *strong* and *fully* accepted me as his weaker half, even though I *am* strong I just want him to make me feel strong in his strength, because I never got much muscle into adulthood since I had my orchiectomy when I just turned 19 around my birthday time in January. I recently got the colon vaginoplasty to update my previous peritoneal vaginoplasty, so just in case a guy wants sex I can give it to him without much need for dilation anymore (my colon vaginoplasty was very successful,) but I just really want him to talk to me for hours and hours and just talk about the whole world and how everything is and how life is until he just sees me pouting and crying and smiling and screaming about his sunshine. I love my dad, but I really wanna find a guy my age to see how bright this day really gets. Like how warm and beautiful a 24-28 year man really is to be around, and show my full love, and go to the beach together, and stuff, without any worries that he's ever going to want to leave me for someone else, because we can both have friends but we just can't cheat. And I want to tell him I love him every night and go to sleep and hear him either talk or breath. I'm going to love how deep and calming his voice is when he tells me its time to sleep, and im going to let out the softest moans i always do in my bed, but he will hear them because he'll be right there and i'm sure it will make him feel very strong and confident to hear and to know that his strength is the thing that makes me feel warm inside

https://imgur.com/a/liR31CV

I'm just worried that my body isn't good enough, and that's why we'll date, maybe it'll be a year, or maybe 2, but he'll eventually leave because he always knew I wasn't attractive enough. That's not going to be it, is it? Maybe he will help me grow closer to God, and through him I will find the faith, both in him (my husband) and in God to become a better girl and woman.

It's really creepy how childish they act online and real life.

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[Stan]

I know pooners aren't known for making good life choices, but this is hands down one of the dumbest tattoo ideas I've ever seen.
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This was posted to reddit by the tattoo "artist" with no additional information about the lil' dood here, but the redditors instantly knew that this was a pooner. Anyone that assumed this is a breast cancer survivor were downvoted. Most commenters think that this looks good on our stunning and brave lil' dood here, and that it "fucks with perspective". It just calls attention to the narrow shoulders and the unnaturally concave chest, which I'm sure the pooner doesn't want us to notice. My line of sight was immediately drawn to the zippertits, unfortunately, so if this was supposed to distract from the scars, I don't think it worked.

Also lol at the melted nipples in the last image. I'm surprised they didn't rot off. What a manly man.
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This looks like a massive toner mistake at the copy machine, rendered into real flesh

Is that a tattoo?

It looks like the cardboard on my garage floor after I've spray painted a few things.

Lol yes it also looks like that

The wife consented to conceive even after the husband trooned out, presumably because she imagines that a baby would evoke his fatherly instinct or some shit. Don't do it ladies.

TBH it will make them want to troon out MORE because now they know their lineage is spoken for no matter what messed up shit they do to their penises.

Pooners look at the above image and smugly go, “normies think this is a woman, but my PHD in being a pooner allows me to recognize this cartoon character’s masculine soul”.
The only time a normal person suggested “earrings = girl” to me was when a parent told me they pierced their infant daughter’s ears because people kept mistaking her for a boy. And guess what? I thought that was going too far.

I hate to be that person but I used to live in Inwood, Manhattan, and the Dominicans, for whatever reason, do pierce ears on baby girls. I have seen many baby girls and toddlers in the neighborhood with gold studs and other trainer earrings.

> wearing a yellow dress
> alleges is a man
??? wtf dude

It’s much more likely he was underperforming anyway, and a request made in an obnoxious manner was the last straw. Either that or his position was genuinely redundant,

Troons underperform from like four weeks before they officially submit the paperwork at work to get gendercare covered on the company health insurance... being trans is a disability, from the perspective of a person who wants to be hired. Ceterus paribus I am sure companies would rather hire people with stable gender identities who aren't going to need to take time off due to gender problems than they want to hire any breed of troon for any DEI reason.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I envy him, in a way. Suffering from a lazy bowel is no joke, and taking a shit of that size would probably make him pass out from sheer relief as weeks, maybe months of petrified shit stop squeezing one's internal organs, impeding your breath, and causing constant pain.

 

[Necrosan]

This trannies just wants to live in his fantasy

This is gayer than his transition. He just wants sex, there is no talk about the future or where the relationship can go, nothing about family (thank God), nothing about friends, pets or a house or an activity they could do together, other than fucking, that is.

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all my friends are slowly leaving me

every time I talk with them there’s hardly anything to say. when we’re in a group people talk to each other around me but barely acknowledge my presence. when I’m one on one with one of them there’s no spark like there used to be, we can’t just have a good time and joke around and enjoy ourselves. they say things to each other quietly and don’t want me to hear them if I ask about them. they huh each other and seem genuinely affectionate with each other, but not with me.

it didn’t used to be like this. we used to all be friends together and people seemed to like me. whenever I bring it up they say either they haven’t noticed and I must be making a big deal out of nothing, or they get defensive and say I’m not entitled to their attention. I know i’m not but I still want it anyway.

I don’t want to make new friends. I like the ones I have. but they don’t like me. and this happens with every group of friends I’ve ever known. I really hope i’m not just cursed to this

and they all see me as a man anyway, they barely use they/them pronouns and the men call me bro and stuff

I'll take a bold guess and say that his transition has nothing to do with why they don't talk to him. They probably talk to anyone other than him because they do things and he doesn't.

 

[Paper Machete]

I'm 24, and been transitioning since 18, and since then I knew I wanted to date a guy. I lost my V card as well a while back, which made me feel more confident that I had lost my virginity, since I had never lost any cards at all before that. Well it turns out that I don't really desire sex THAT much. What I really want is a guy to spend the rest of his life with me, and sleep next to me every night so I can smile and breathe knowing he's right there. Ever since I turned 17 or so I've felt this way, and I think it's just a normal part of growing up for me. I'm not sure if there's any scientific explanation, or anything like that, but especially after I started losing muscle mass I just *Craved* being right next to a guy who was *strong* and *fully* accepted me as his weaker half, even though I *am* strong I just want him to make me feel strong in his strength, because I never got much muscle into adulthood since I had my orchiectomy when I just turned 19 around my birthday time in January. I recently got the colon vaginoplasty to update my previous peritoneal vaginoplasty, so just in case a guy wants sex I can give it to him without much need for dilation anymore (my colon vaginoplasty was very successful,) but I just really want him to talk to me for hours and hours and just talk about the whole world and how everything is and how life is until he just sees me pouting and crying and smiling and screaming about his sunshine. I love my dad, but I really wanna find a guy my age to see how bright this day really gets. Like how warm and beautiful a 24-28 year man really is to be around, and show my full love, and go to the beach together, and stuff, without any worries that he's ever going to want to leave me for someone else, because we can both have friends but we just can't cheat. And I want to tell him I love him every night and go to sleep and hear him either talk or breath. I'm going to love how deep and calming his voice is when he tells me its time to sleep, and im going to let out the softest moans i always do in my bed, but he will hear them because he'll be right there and i'm sure it will make him feel very strong and confident to hear and to know that his strength is the thing that makes me feel warm inside

This is just being into a size/strength difference between you and your partner. It's kind of sort of built into heterosexuality by default to an extent. But this is just otherwise thinking wanting a normal relationship makes you special and less sexual.
The cuddling warmth and waking up next to them and not having insecurities about them fucking off for fresher pussy is literally what most people want out of a relationship.
You're not going to get that though. Because that's only really possible in a dynamic with a man and woman. Men aren't like that with each other typically speaking. And certainly the ones that are, are like to be just normal gay and not some weird deranged bihet fetishist into tranny holes.
If that's your fantasy than you played yourself spectacularly.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

You missed the best one, IMO:
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'Trannies in society::piss in the drinking water' is an analogy I would have thought would come from a place like here, and not from trans people trying to justify reorienting society, institutions and language.

TRAs accidentally making an excellent point

 

[Anasa Tristis]

This trannies just wants to live in his fantasy

Wow. A genuine “Some day my prince will come!”

Hoo boy.

 

[PigFarm]

Whats funnier? This man "not understanding" why women see him, a man, as a threat?

Or his dumb belief that women are all sunshine and rainbows to each other, unlike those nasty mean men.


This guy has no idea what womanhood is like, and it's astounding that not even the constant depictions of women being bitches in the media he likely consumes has shown to him that women are fucking terrible to one another

 

[TheRitualWillBeTelevised]

Unrealised but L nonetheless, troons coping and being their own hype men, lol.
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Who is this nutcase, I thought. And would you look at that, it's our pal..
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If trans “girls” are so “cute” and “wow” then why can’t those perverts be with each other and leave actual women alone?

We all know the answer of course, and so the constant coping is so obnoxious.

 

[CallmeCicada]

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That's a kill shot.

 

[Hassou Tobi]

Long form version of “TERF at school is bullying me.”

Warning: so based

TERF at school is bullying me


Hey everyone. I’m 15 and have been out as trans for 6 months. I’m being bullied at school by a TERF. She’s also 15. When I first came out as trans, everyone at school was super supportive but then she decided she hated trans people and has been managing to persuade more and more people also. She thinks I am a caricature of a woman and she says that me and us trans girls, in general, make being female about sexist stereotypes. She keeps trying to argue with everyone that “trans ideology” is sexist using typical TERF arguments and I swear she always tries and makes it so that everyone hears and in particular I hear. Soon after she started doing this she persuaded 2 of her friends to also be TERFs and now a lot more. She always misgenders me and she calls me “the misogynist” when talking to her TERF friends.

I have really bad dysphoria, particularly after going to the restroom as I find it hard and it's a reminder about my penis and I find that really hard. After going to the restroom one time I had a bit of a breakdown about it. Some of my friends came to reassure me about it and try and cheer me up and she came along and saw this and said to me that my friends were “pathetic”. She accused me of attention seeking when clearly she is the attention seeker and so much more of an attention seeker than me. She was like “he’s managed to go 14 years without crying every time he goes for a piss how come he suddenly can’t do that now” and she just showed no understanding about what being trans is like or any empathy. And she accused my friends of “playing into my delusion” and giving me what I wanted and said I “just wanted to be special” and she said I wasn’t special and I was just a “pathetic incel”. She also keeps doing really nasty impressions of me and she says things like “I’m (my name) and I am a girl as I like to wear pretty dresses. I wear more makeup than anyone else here and so I am the most female of all the girls here. But deep down I know I’m not a real girl as I have a penis but I’ve convinced myself I don’t and now I can’t look at it without crying. But at least crying proves I am a real girl again as boys don’t cry”. And she does this so loudly and so I can hear and she wants everyone to see as she’s an attention seeker and also everyone laughs at this which really hurts me.

The teachers do tell her off for this and I have told them this but whenever they do she just asks them transphobic questions and tries to argue with them about it and they don’t know how to argue really as she knows every TERF argument by heart and she seems to have a clever response to everything they say. She also doesn’t seem to care about getting in trouble. Also, she is the cleverest in our year and the teachers all mostly love her and so are afraid to properly tell her off. She is clever but she also thinks she is like some kinda god and thinks she is better than everyone, even the teachers. She just sits at the back and does her own thing and doesn’t actually do most of the work, and somehow the teachers are okay with this? They are afraid to properly punish her and when they do she always has a clever response and she’s not afraid to answer back to them and she has no respect for anyone really, especially the teachers but they still love her as she gets good grades she got into some national math camp in the summer and they are afraid she will move schools or something.

However, she eventually had a meeting with the deputy head about her transphobia as she got so bad. I thought he was going to sort her out but it just made it worse. During this meeting, she decided it would be good to have her phone on in her pocket and record it. The fact she did this shows what kinda person she is and how she is a cocky little shit and she doesn’t care about anything and doesn’t respect authority or care about getting in trouble. She then posted the audio recording of the meeting on our yeargroup groupchat so everyone can hear. I don’t know why but I’ve listened to it like 5 times and it makes me so sad and I don’t know why I did but for some reason, I can’t help it. In the meeting, she managed to persuade the deputy head to basically have a debate and she told him basically “look the best way to sort this out is to make my views look stupid and make me look like an idiot” and she persuaded him that her views are thought through. However, he didn’t know how to argue with her. She kept asking him loads of transphobic gotcha questions like “what is a woman?” She had no idea about anything but she somehow had memorised every TERF argument and also she said everything so confidently and even had statistics she had memorised and knew off the top of her head. It just made me sad. However, the deputy head had no idea how to answer most of the questions and was clearly uncomfortable and didn’t know what to say. Also, she does this really annoying thing where she is very sarcastic and she just repeats what you say back at you in a sarcastic voice and somehow it makes it look stupid. She kept doing that to him which was so disrespectful to do with a teacher. I could tell he didn’t know what to say and he kept pausing. Eventually, he was like “as much as I strongly disagree with everything you say I realize you have thought this through and this is a genuine opinion and you are not saying these things out of hate”. WTF she IS saying this out of hate? But he said that he didn’t want to punish her for expressing her opinions so long as she had thought them through. Like WTF! For starters, he completely ignored all the times she had bullied me and made fun of me for my identity which is not just expressing her opinion. I think he was just uncomfortable arguing and wanted it over and he knew she made him look a bit stupid and felt he couldn’t do anything. TERF arguments can be hard to argue with as they are good at asking gotcha questions in bad faith, especially as he hadn’t thought about them much. He probably shouldn’t have engaged with her and just punished her straight away and I don’t know why he didn’t. For some reason they just all love her and want to keep her happy more than anyone else

She recorded this on her phone which is how I know and she posted it on the year group groupchat with the caption “me destroying (the deputy head) in an argument about trans ideology”. It was 20 minutes long, but somehow everyone seemed to listen to it. Lots of people, especially popular boys for some reason, loved it. They hate the deputy head and they just loved that she made him look like an idiot. All the popular boys from the football team and the non-academic boys who do drugs all seem to like this as they hate the deputy head and they found it hilarious that he didn’t know how to answer what they perceived to be basic questions. He also kept making loads of really weird noises whenever he didn’t know what to say and they all found this hilarious and make fun of him for this. I find it ridiculous how now she had managed to team up with loads of typical misogynistic boys. They should be exactly what she hates if she is really a feminist, but no she is okay with them as they hate trans people too now. They all now make fun of the deputy head and one of them even asked him “what is a woman” when they passed him while laughing. Somehow she has made them all transphobes? Also after she realized that it was all these boys who liked her recording then she sent a video arguing that “gender preferences are transphobic” and she told them that if “you don’t want to fuck (my name) and ‘her’ penis you’re a transphobe”. This was in a groupchat with me. Yet no one said anything about this and how cruel it was. No one stuck up for me. And also, the language these boys used when discussing these “genital preferences” was really horrible and it really objectified women and they used lots of misogynistic language. Yet I am the misogynist? In fact, she has talked about how society objectifies women a lot but now as soon as it is happening in a way that harms trans people it is okay? And also the TERF just didn’t seem to care about the language they used or what they were saying, just proof as long as you hate us then it is ok with them. It's just absurd. Part of what made me realize I was trans was that I hated the way cis boys talked about women and didn’t want to be like that. And this made me realize I am a girl. I am completely against this and it is so anti-feminist but somehow she likes it and has made friends with all these boys. Like I’m pretty sure not only was she ok with it, but she intentionally exploited this objectification of women they do to get them to hate me by using this genital preferences thing to get them to hate me.

Now they have all started to bully me and every time they pass me they say something like “did you manage to look at your penis this morning without crying” or “no one wants to fuck you” or “wearing a bra doesn’t make you a girl you creep” stuff like that and they’re just blatantly bullying me and before they just left me alone. But now she has made them all bully me. It is ridiculous that there are like 5 TERF girls and the rest of the girls like me and now about 30 boys who are transphobes out of a year of 200 and yet this is supposed to be “feminism”. Like WTF. It is just really horrible and I don’t know what to do. It's this one girl who has managed to make them hate me and bully me. I don’t know what to do I’m finding it so hard and just want to cry all the time and I could just about cope when it was just her but not when it's all these people bullying me but I feel I can’t complain as every time I do complain it just seems to make it worse. The school used to be super supportive but now thanks to this girl they now are awful and don’t care. I also find it ridiculous how she has gone from being a bit of a nerdy loner to being one of the popular kids just because she is transphobic. I don’t know what to do and I just want to move schools and don’t know any other option really. What do I do?

https://archive.ph/SLOcJ

Likely fake but a good read anyway.

 

[Hunter Hearst Helmsley]

I wish it was real and I could listen to Terf Jr. own the teacher for twenty minutes.

 

[Chickenpolar]

Long form version of “TERF at school is bullying me.”

Warning: so based

I went:
Based
R/That happened
Super based.

Do have some sympathy for the dude posting it because he is being bullied but dude just needs to come to terms he's a man and not all men are Bro-ey Type A guys and desist.

Trans ideology straitjackets people into gender stereotypes.

 

[Sean Andalou]

Trans ideology straitjackets people into gender stereotypes.

The exact opposite of what feminism was once trying to accomplish.
No wonder old school radical feminists are TERFs.
As distinct from current year party line feminists.

 

[Izdaja Slika]

"According to your theory you should be attracted to a muscled trans man despite them having a pussy since they fit the criteria of "traditional masculinity".

I've read a lot of things in my decades on this earth but the unrelenting, unbridled, ultraconcentrated stupidity of believing that musculature is more important an aspect of 'masculinity' than the primary sex characteristic --a penis--of being a man.

Valid doods trying to compete for gay tops is such an end stage of being terminally online. Your fujo manga lied to you, there are like 5 bottoms for each gay top already and they all want dick. If you wanted someone to fuck your poon how the fuck are you removing everything that makes you appealing to the men who'd want to do that (who are also the 90% of the male population). Make it make sense

It will never make sense in this universe or any conceivable universe.

"it's like the only love i can process between me and a man is gay love"

Well you are shit out of luck honey because you are not a man and you are not gay.

Anyways Thread tax because look at what this one pooner found and bought which I thought was interesting:

That looks like an illustration of a chest and not a photo. If so, that's amazingly dishonest--they couldn't find a single pooner chest that looked decent.

 

[krautkid]

Long form version of “TERF at school is bullying me.”

Warning: so based

It's clearly tranfiction due to the over excessive details but it would be hilarious if it was true. Godspeed this girl.

 

[Chickenpolar]

Crossposting from the Bsky thread. Should've been threadtax in my post.

More Transphobic than Twitter!

 

[DogSnoopySnoop]

Under asexual/aromantic logic, can somebody be Homo-Romantic but heterelsexual?

I’m aging myself here with this reference but it makes me think of Pete Wentz (bassist for Fall Out Boy) in the early 2000s saying that he’s “gay above the waist” when questioned about his very close (and often handsy) friendships with other guys. Basically, he was happy to be straight but just enjoyed making out with hot guys occasionally because really, it’s not that serious. He said it jokingly and otherwise was always happy to maintain that he’s a straight dude.

Gender crazies now would take that quote and insist that meant he was some new sexuality, wedging it somewhere between straight and bisexual while arguing about where on the axis of sexual versus romantic it belongs, and give it an ugly striped flag.

Based Nancy Mace mocking trannies

https://x.com/NancyMace/status/1864741076432552430

I’m sure if I looked into her record and beliefs, there would be stuff I don’t like/don’t agree with, but I sure LOVE her for this stand she’s taking. She’s snarky and refuses to mince around the truth, but does it while maintaining such a classy air.