DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[PieceofShet]

There is no credence to that, and Snort themself has denied the idea in several occasions.
Examples (1 and 2):
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A second channel of Ardnas released a video with the supposed reason:
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With the description ending in:
"BYE GUYS I WILL MISS YOUR COMMENTS :p IT WAS FUN ^^ i am not making more videos, you can thank fred fucks for that"

What if he (or she) lied to save his/her family? Hmm?

 

[Brownshirt Freshman]

This shit is why I'm here. Changes the streak system so that there's less pressure on the dents, then the very next day immediately not only has to hit the goal but has a time deadline to do it and goes full court press begging. And just for the cherry on top goes mega toxic on fans for daring to ask questions. Absolute cinema.

 

[Coke Zero]

This shit is why I'm here. Changes the streak system so that there's less pressure on the dents, then the very next day immediately not only has to hit the goal but has a time deadline to do it and goes full court press begging. And just for the cherry on top goes mega toxic on fans for daring to ask questions. Absolute cinema.

Acting like this and introducing new begging tactics like 3 weeks before Christmas is just peak dsp. Why spend your free money this time of the year on friends and family when you could give it to a middle aged ghoul who plays video games poorly online and will reward you by eating a fast food sandwich in front of you while demanding even more money. How do his dents and whales still not realize he will never be satisfied? The dents actually deserve to be treated like shit for continuing to reward this type of behavior from phil.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

"newly designed goal system" as if he's a Roman engineer building the Aqueducts or something.

The only "Roman" part of Phil is the part that fiddles as his career burns.

 

[AssWeCan]

This retard really coped for 2 hours with the "new" goal system, saying it's not consecutive anymore (not a streak then) just to say "streak" this "streak" that the very next day just so he didn't have to eat the forbidden meat loaf from Khet.

 

[SauceRyuKen]

First, the guy talking about having to get his wife in the kitchen to bake the Forsaken Meatloaf of Yog'Shototh like it's the most herculean of tasks. Second, flabby ghoul talks about being utterly and completely unable to miss a meal like he couldn't subsist on his own body fat reserves for at least a week if he had water. Third and probably most important, holy fuck Phil, step your fucking game up. Even for food stuff you're stuck at level 1. Assault an All You Can Eat with the BBW, go do a food challenge, at least look for unknown dives in the Renton area where you get actual value for your money.

Fuck's sakes. Fast food gourmand doordashes the most basic-est of goyslop-style fast food and spins the wheel of adjectives to rate it. And overpays for it. While crying poor. Can't make this shit up. And it's the ONLY reward ever. Just more fast food. Can't even do booze.

Spoiler: Wheel of flavors!!!

 

[Balr0g]

Only saw this now. Neat idea I must say

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[Iron Hamster]

It's such a crazy thought experiment to try and put yourself in the mindset of Phil when he does stuff like telling his stream that if he doesn't hit the goal by 3PM he's going to have to go downstairs and tell big Kat to start cooking dinner. That opens up two possibilities:

A) You actually go to tell "your soulmate, love of your life" giganto-wife that despite telling her you would be ordering takeout and despite you making in excess of $300 a day for 91 days in a row, she's going to have to start cooking you frozen meat loaf on her day off because you didn't make it to 92 and now what she's going to eat and her cooking schedule is completely at the mercy of a handful of random lonely autists and how impassioned they are today to give you money to spite an army of anonymous internet boogiemen that laugh at you when you lose at Street Fighter.

B) You're completely lying and are going to order door dash anyway, but are so consumed by money and greed you're willing to allow people to think that the above is true because having an extra $100 right now is worth publicly debasing and humiliating yourself and your wife and this could squeeze those last few dollars out that someone out there is withholding from you.

The level of mental illness you'd have to be dealing with to voluntarily choose either of those options is frightening.

Oh, it's absolutely B. There's no way he wasn't doordashing like he does every day.
What they should have done was demand he eat that alleged khet cooked meal on stream then.
It absolutely would have turned into 'khet fucked X up so we had to order doordash'.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

First, the guy talking about having to get his wife in the kitchen to bake the Forsaken Meatloaf of Yog'Shototh like it's the most herculean of tasks. Second, flabby ghoul talks about being utterly and completely unable to miss a meal like he couldn't subsist on his own body fat reserves for at least a week if he had water. Third and probably most important, holy fuck Phil, step your fucking game up. Even for food stuff you're stuck at level 1. Assault an All You Can Eat with the BBW, go do a food challenge, at least look for unknown dives in the Renton area where you get actual value for your money.

Fuck's sakes. Fast food gourmand doordashes the most basic-est of goyslop-style fast food and spins the wheel of adjectives to rate it. And overpays for it. While crying poor. Can't make this shit up. And it's the ONLY reward ever. Just more fast food. Can't even do booze.

Spoiler: Wheel of flavors!!!

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I bring it up once in awhile but Dave is the poster child for that Patton Oswalt bit he does about the KFC bowl 'just put everything into a fucking bowl I don't want to deal with eating everything separate and the bones in the chicken" the last part is another famous Phil-ism his faggoty polack rant about some Philipino joint giving the king chicken adobo with BUHBUHBONES! Remember any restaurant that forces it's patrons to have to work to get the meat off a chicken is a morahn that's not what they're paying for.

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

The new Phil's Dent battle pass. Just $15,000 for the privilege of watch him playing Stellar Blade:

 

[Elite Kipchak]

balatro gonna be fun to see. hopefully we get a fun meltdown after getting blueballed by a funny boss blind like the needle or something. if that infamous lost judgment poker stream is anything to go by, he does NOT do well with getting dealt anything other than the perfect hand.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

balatro gonna be fun to see. hopefully we get a fun meltdown after getting blueballed by a funny boss blind like the needle or something. if that infamous lost judgment poker stream is anything to go by, he does NOT do well with getting dealt anything other than the perfect hand.

Nothing he could do.

 

[detractorzer0]

First, the guy talking about having to get his wife in the kitchen to bake the Forsaken Meatloaf of Yog'Shototh like it's the most herculean of tasks. Second, flabby ghoul talks about being utterly and completely unable to miss a meal like he couldn't subsist on his own body fat reserves for at least a week if he had water. Third and probably most important, holy fuck Phil, step your fucking game up. Even for food stuff you're stuck at level 1. Assault an All You Can Eat with the BBW, go do a food challenge, at least look for unknown dives in the Renton area where you get actual value for your money.

Fuck's sakes. Fast food gourmand doordashes the most basic-est of goyslop-style fast food and spins the wheel of adjectives to rate it. And overpays for it. While crying poor. Can't make this shit up. And it's the ONLY reward ever. Just more fast food. Can't even do booze.

Spoiler: Wheel of flavors!!!

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Just like with gaming, Phil absolutely will not try to find the diamonds in the rough. AAA is the only way to find quality in his mind and more expensive the better. He'll buy a million Burger King chicken slop sandwiches before he goes to the hole in the wall place with the best burgers in town.

 

[neger psykolog]

This shit has been manna from heaven. I've missed BrokeSydePhil so much - I cannot think of a single content creator that isn't a literal findom that would treat their viewers like this dude, and this is after just two slow streams.
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I guess as an accompaniment to this clip there's a memeology video of DSP yesterday basically trying to guilt trip his viewers into a sense of urgency of "you need to donate before 3 PM today otherwise I'm not going to order myself fastfood and eat it" (some people already mentioned it in the thread but I guess you really need a video to see it in person)

Yeah. The streak is over. I'm not seeing any way it is going back and DSP is obviously too brittle to be able to deal with a small setback. In reality though this isn't a small setback and he probably knows it. I think this is when the "DSP is fucked" arc really starts because there is no sense of real urgency for anyone to donate to him anymore. The drama (WWEC) is gone. The KC is gone. The streak is gone. How the fuck is this delusional fuck expecting to make $300 per day? I just do not see it happening.

The wheels may have come off. And just in time for the Christmas season.

 

[San Dimas High School]

In last night's KC stream they're talking about how much it would cost to ban him until May and someone asks how much it would cost to bully him forever and Ashton says that's already in full effect. Maybe this gay arc is finally over. Rainbows.

 

[DarkFuhDillz]

Well boys we are truly in the decline arc now and what is funny its in December too which will lay the extra sting.

I am not joking but I truly believe my theory about the financial climate affecting welfare pay is affecting Phil now. This week had a lack of whales and even OIC is fading which is interesting because I thought he would step up. The KC grab from Phil was so mishandled by his own greed and ego, he really could have had something but he failed to actually be a decent person. The fake tipping thing he did not do again because he can only do it so much and we know he reads here, a lot of people were calling him out even the Kick chat, he needed to save face.

He has been extra copey though the last few days, I think the KC snaking him really hurt his ego and I really do think he is struggling with Khet now. He is petrified of divorce because he would lose everything, his house would need to be sold and he clearly does not trust Khet. On top of that I think him being unable to refinance has really fucked him up, he did not realize how expensive it is to maintain a house and that for the area he lives in, he is in getting by figures and not "rich". Remember Leanna wanted to move to Florida or Texas, in Texas 100k a year pre tax is fuck you money but not here.

Uncle Sam goin be his biggest detractor come April

 

[johnkimble123]

Post mortem on the "streak"

96 streams + 1 that didn't count, total contributions counted = $20,292
If you conservatively factor 25% for fees (I'd say there's a pretty even split between Youtube/Kick/tips, so this is a high assumption), that comes out to $15,219.

If you factor in everything he did to "upgrade" his setup, he definitely spent to close $8k, and easily $4k too much on dumb shit like RGBs, brand name foam, and a streaming PC.

 

[Scat Syde Dave]

Post mortem on the "streak"

96 streams + 1 that didn't count, total contributions counted = $20,292
If you conservatively factor 25% for fees (I'd say there's a pretty even split between Youtube/Kick/tips, so this is a high assumption), that comes out to $15,219.

If you factor in everything he did to "upgrade" his setup, he definitely spent to close $8k, and easily $4k too much on dumb shit like RGBs, brand name foam, and a streaming PC.

When did the streak begin, late September? Because he spends about a grand a week on WWEC. Bemusing how he’s allowed to spend money unsupervised. I want the ward of the state arc.

 

[Balr0g]

Post mortem on the "streak"

96 streams + 1 that didn't count, total contributions counted = $20,292
If you conservatively factor 25% for fees (I'd say there's a pretty even split between Youtube/Kick/tips, so this is a high assumption), that comes out to $15,219.

If you factor in everything he did to "upgrade" his setup, he definitely spent to close $8k, and easily $4k too much on dumb shit like RGBs, brand name foam, and a streaming PC.

Don't forget he will try (and it will most likely be granted) to get this all as tax write offs. Optional ending: the IRS gets suspicious and does a full audit of his finances

 

[Comma]

DSP just announced he won't be reading $1 tips anymore that are either "dumb troll shit" or "disgusting". Only if it's $5 or more, he'll read it. Yes, I'm not kidding, he just said this.

Clip:

R.I.P. LeakyGorillaButthole's velcro wallet.

This could the last step before introducing a $4.20 or $5 minimum for tips.

EDIT: and of course the sad and lonely individual behind these names complied immediately: