Orbiter 🏳️‍🌈🐱 Nick Fuentes / Nicholas Joseph Fuentes / der America First Pürrer / "Nick the Knife" - CatboyKami's ex. Flipped fed asset after January 6th. Groypers are pardoned for January 6th, still a fag. Kept Ali Akbar, brown muslim boy-hungry pedophile, around groypers knowing what he was. Hates white women more than blacks and jews.

[AncientPhosphur]

Relax. It isn't so bad. Each year I attend a secret meeting where we discuss how we will further rule the world and collect our checks.

Can you give Null his Twitter account back at least?

 

[AnOminous]

Can you give Null his Twitter account back at least?

That isn't run by Jews, though. An African-American took it over.

 

[High-Fructose Corn Syrup]

I don't like spic Fuentes but pepper spraying this annoying kunty Karen was based.

My mom was Jewish.

That makes you a jew.

 

[Locust Day]

So many in this thread talking about Nick going to prison. The max charge for battery is like 30 days, which amounts to a week in county jail. And Nick is a first-time offender. This is a fine and anger management classes, if that.

This is like in the Styxhexenhammer thread, when commenters acted like he was going to be breaking rocks on Alcatraz for getting in a fight with his girlfriend. I think a lot of Kiwifarmers don't get out much.

 

[SnooterofSnoots985]

So many in this thread talking about Nick going to prison. The max charge for battery is like 30 days, which amounts to a week in county jail. And Nick is a first-time offender. This is a fine and anger management classes, if that.

This is like in the Styxhexenhammer thread, when commenters acted like he was going to be breaking rocks on Alcatraz for getting in a fight with his girlfriend. I think a lot of Kiwifarmers don't get out much.

It would be funny if he got stuck in Alcatraz breaking rocks while Daddy Daquan Diddles his Dunghole.
But yeah legally, if he's a first offender and doesn't do something silly like be in contempt of court, it'll be anger management + community service of 40 hours + a fine. Absolutely nothing.

 

[Wuornos]

Not necessarily. He's the ringleader of a supposedly tradcath alt-right group and he assaulted an old Jewish woman. The judge might want to make an example out of him.

 

[Zalbaag]

This is basically a tacit admission that Nick has formed a schismatic sect of Catholicism called “Groyperism” which purports to be the true remnant of European Catholicism.

Its founder is Nicholas J Fuentes, a pro-white Mexican who was arrested for assaulting a middle aged woman and thinks that having sex with a woman and liking your wife is gay.

Groyperisms views on sex and marriage are largely informed by Andrew Tate, a Muslim pimp who’s been brought up on sex trafficking charges. Their views on race are informed by a non-Catholic in Jared Taylor.

One need not be White or Catholic to be in a position of leadership in the religion of Groyperism. You can be a Sudanese Muslim like Myron, a half black Muslim like Sneako, a Filipino woman married to a Jewish man like Mommy Malkin, an Albanian self proclaimed pedophile like Zherka, a half black Muslim like Tate, atheists like Keith Woods and Jake Shields, and a black rapper who produces sacrilegious content like Ye (who they endorsed for POTUS).

That’s not including other non-white Groyper lieutenants such as Tenryo, Jon Miller, and ClassicGroyps.

The official credo of the Groyper religion is that you pledge to Rape, Kill and Die for Nick J Fuentes (RKDNJF). Tithing comes in the way of sending Nick superchats in which he’ll take your money and usually make fun of you.

The greatest level of grace that one can achieve in the Groyper faith is the state of being “based” according to Pope Nicholas.
This includes supporting murdering wives, raping their daughters, going on dates with Nazi Catbois and hanging out with gay men like Destiny, Ali Alexander and Milo.

 

[AltisticRight]

I'm gonna be real here, he's never been convicted of any crimes as far as I know and this woman "fucked around and found out". Sure the little homo overreacted, but you can't simultaneously think someone's dangerous and also think they're open to friendly dialogue.

He'll get off with a slap on wrist, maybe a small fine, and told to keep in line for 2 years or so. I hope they make him do community service just so a faggot like him gets the humiliation of doing a blue collar job, something he looks down on, especially those of the working class, White families. Optimistic. I doubt this will happen.

 

[Locust Day]

Not necessarily. He's the ringleader of a supposedly tradcath alt-right group and he assaulted an old Jewish woman. The judge might want to make an example out of him.

Maybe. But judges are typically bound by sentencing guidelines that take into account a defendant's criminal history and other factors. In any event, battery is a Class A misdemeanor in Illinois. The absolute maximum sentence is one year. You don't go to prison unless you get sentenced to more than a year so it's literally impossible to go to prison off of a simple battery charge.

 

[exYugo]

I hope they make him do community service just so a faggot like him gets the humiliation of doing a blue collar job, something he looks down on, especially those of the working class, White families. Optimistic. I doubt this will happen.

That's not something exclusive to him but I get your point. Almost every eceleb/political commentator thinks they deserve to be part of the elite/ruling class but don't pursue a political career because it's easier (and more profitable) to sit at home and grift. They are all sociopaths who were not given the opportunity to act out on those impulses. While I think the jewess deserved it I also can recognize that Nick probably had the desire to maze someone for quite some time (from the twitter space audio) and saw the opportunity to fulfill that desire when the jewess came to his house.

 

[ASeabear8952]

I'm impressed by the jewish lady. Not everyone can break 6 million ribs and just walk it off.

And be expelled from 109 hospitals!

 

[High-Fructose Corn Syrup]

How will this affect nicks Fed Snitch status?

 

[Maker's Mark]

The old Jewish woman will get a paltry settlement and Nick will get probation.

 

[Aryanson McGee]

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>Be a little city bitch
>Get threatened online, constantly on edge
>Some retarded shitlib squad goes to your house to annoy you
>Spray them to fuck off
>Catch charges for this
All things considered, this is bullshit. The side profile looks like he is literally a Mexican migrant
If I didn't know the guy, I'd think its just another coke runner from Mexico.

 

[Talibama]

cook county is so far in over their heads they utry to pressure or coerce you into a deal or plea so that they don’t have to take it to trial.

you just keep telling them “fuck that I’m innocent I want a jury. we’re going all the way.”

depending on what it is they tend to drop things when they realize they’ll have to assemble a jury and prove their case. (not sure if the jury’s a good idea for Nick. It is for most things.)

learned this in a case where I was innocent and kept telling them where to shove the plea deal. their cases are often shoddy bluffs. and even when they do go to trial they lose.

 

[Canoodler]

Can't we just deport Nick to Mexico and be done with it?

 

[SnooterofSnoots985]

Can't we just deport Nick to Mexico and be done with it?

And cause a international-level diplomatic incident?

 

[DickMain]

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Noticing that Fuentes looks like a "Honey, we have George Michael at home" took me longer than I'm willing to admit.

Anybody I've ever seen with that side buzz has been a flaming homosexual, so I'm glad Nick continues to prove that right.

 

[Abdul Alhazred]

Nick honestly did god's work pepper spraying that dumbass hag, who decided to show up to his house with the sole purpose of harassing him. I don't like Nick and think he's a degenerate freak, but you'd have to do some serious mental gymnastics to justify the woman's behavior.

tldr Marla Rose is fat and I would not have sex with her.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Nick honestly did god's work pepper spraying that dumbass hag, who decided to show up to his house with the sole purpose of harassing him. I don't like Nick and think he's a degenerate freak, but you'd have to do some serious mental gymnastics to justify the woman's behavior.

tldr Marla Rose is fat and I would not have sex with her.

I'm honestly starting to believe that comments like this are just trolling