DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Scat Syde Dave]

Don't forget he will try (and it will most likely be granted) to get this all as tax write offs. Optional ending: the IRS gets suspicious and does a full audit of his finances

It makes me MATI to know that he’s been getting by being a narcissistic hack on the internet for a decade and a half, but at the end of the day, the longer this goes on, and the more crutches and inadequacies of the system that let him slip by another year like a cockroach, are going to add up to a nuclear level meltdown when it all does come crashing down.

He has been eaten away by his addictions for all of his life and they only get worse and worse the longer he begs and begs. There will come a point where nothing will save him, and his pride lately, presages a devastating fall. The only thing that can save him is genuine guilt and he’s incapable of expressing actual emotions. It’s just a matter of time before he recognizes how far he’s fallen, we know that it happened when he started begging and didn’t abandon ship and get a real job, but his comeuppance will only be apparent when his phone dies in a cold parking garage, and he can no longer buy shit when he’s literally shaking a tin in the city that he thought would get him closer to big tech.

 

[RIPRhongoBongo]

Holy shit, you guys were right, he literally just made a battlepass LMAO

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

In last night's KC stream they're talking about how much it would cost to ban him until May and someone asks how much it would cost to bully him forever and Ashton says that's already in full effect. Maybe this gay arc is finally over. Rainbows.

IMO "the Snaking" is not official until PPP goes hard in the paint on Fat Kat. DSP rolled her on stream for Dentbux several times just this year, so in my mind she's a content creator and fair game. If the main "Sektur" A-logs can't make fun of an autistic great big fat lady game streamer who falls asleep and doubles over midstream while sitting next to DSP as he begs and bans people, then what are we really doing here? This is grade A milk just waiting to be squeezed. I mean you got Warski over there curating a loli enthusiast Discord and participating in Vegas paypig orgies, and they can't call Kat fat? And I don't mean old pre-King Arc clips, I'm looking for modern-era Kat felts. What kind of detractors are they anyway? DSP has such weird Stockholm Sydrome he might even take it like a bitch, seeing as him and Kat don't even talk.

 

[Nate Dingus]

balatro gonna be fun to see. hopefully we get a fun meltdown after getting blueballed by a funny boss blind like the needle or something. if that infamous lost judgment poker stream is anything to go by, he does NOT do well with getting dealt anything other than the perfect hand.

Predictions:

- He won't figure out the difference between + multi and x multi .

- He will have a tantrum after Madness or Sacrificial Dagger eats the wrong card.

- He will have a tantrum after a flush run is ruined by a suit debuff boss.

 

[00R-Gundam]

Nigga is gonna play balatro? Its gonna be interesting if the gambling lights up his dopamine receptors and makes it a main game. Also the game will fuck him over.

 

[Corpun]

What will DSP's commentary on the downfall of the Assad regime be? I look forward to his intellectual and multifaceted look into Middle Eastern geopolitics in the 21st century.

 

[neger psykolog]

IMO "the Snaking" is not official until PPP goes hard in the paint on Fat Kat. DSP rolled her on stream for Dentbux several times just this year, so in my mind she's a content creator and fair game. If the main "Sektur" A-logs can't make fun of an autistic great big fat lady game streamer who falls asleep and doubles over midstream while sitting next to DSP as he begs and bans people, then what are we really doing here? This is grade A milk just waiting to be squeezed. I mean you got Warski over there curating a loli enthusiast Discord and participating in Vegas paypig orgies, and they can't call Kat fat? And I don't mean old pre-King Arc clips, I'm looking for modern-era Kat felts. What kind of detractors are they anyway? DSP has such weird Stockholm Sydrome he might even take it like a bitch, seeing as him and Kat don't even talk.

This sounds like an episode of fucking Jerry Springer

 

[Cucktry Roads]

DSP just announced he won't be reading $1 tips anymore that are either "dumb troll shit" or "disgusting". Only if it's $5 or more, he'll read it. Yes, I'm not kidding, he just said this.

Clip:
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R.I.P. LeakyGorillaButthole's velcro wallet.

I know Ludwig has said before that the one sending gross names was likely CanadianKirk/1 sick puppy. I 100% believe that to be the case cause he stopped donating around the time the gross names started.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

God, this is a weird combo. him begging for donos while poltical sperging. One moment he’s talking about his dono goal then he’s upset about people “calling trump a nazi” and “DEI” and “woke” in games. Phil is transforming into a new type of lolcow.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

What will DSP's commentary on the downfall of the Assad regime be? I look forward to his intellectual and multifaceted look into Middle Eastern geopolitics in the 21st century.

 

[Corpun]

God, this is a weird combo. him begging for donos while poltical sperging. One moment he’s talking about his dono goal then he’s upset about people “calling trump a nazi” and “DEI” and “woke” in games. Phil is transforming into a new type of lolcow.

He doesn't understand how to grift as a right winger. He should really ask his old pal The Quarterpounder for some tips.

 

[FormerPro]

Professional Streamer of nearly 20 years' newly upgraded setup lmao:

Apparently he has to have the 2 giant cables plugged into the USB hub instead of a one inch dongle like everyone else because his wireless mouse and keyboard don't work with them?

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

He doesn't understand how to grift as a right winger. He should really ask his old pal The Quarterpounder for some tips.

Agreed, lucky for him, a lot of right wing spergs will still donate him if he screaming “woke” and “DEI” even if Phil doesn’t know what these words means. However, they will dump him once they see that old slide of him saying he “supports LGBT”. Lol

Professional Streamer of nearly 20 years' newly upgraded setup lmao:

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Apparently he has to have the 2 giant cables plugged into the USB hub instead of a one inch dongle like everyone else because his wireless mouse and keyboard don't work with them?

God, Phil seems like they guy who would daisy chain extension cords together. Can’t wait for his house fire (which totally not his fault. DAMN TROLLS!)

 

[Cucktry Roads]

I'm writing some shit and looked away from raw phil for like a couple mins and he's showing these fucking 1-2 decade old convention badges. Why does he still have this shit?

Edit: NM he said he had this shit laying out in the open in his office for the last 10+ years. jesus christ. Then he decided if he should throw them away (yeah, it's junk), and he just threw them in his filing cabinet, not to be seen for another decade.

 

[johnkimble123]

When did the streak begin, late September? Because he spends about a grand a week on WWEC. Bemusing how he’s allowed to spend money unsupervised. I want the ward of the state arc.

The last one started on 10/4, right after playing the Metaphor demo

 

[The Paleblood Vessel]

Can't wait for this pig to play Balatro so we can all think back to when he was being autistic over the Dorito Pope Awards because some random poker game nobody ( as he = everybody) gives a fuck about was nominated for a bunch of categories. Oh wait, nevermind it actually is really good and deserves to be nominated, and he'll rewrite the past like he did last year with Baldur's Gate III and Starfield.

Also, what the fuck is he even doing right now.

 

[AssWeCan]

Professional Streamer of nearly 20 years' newly upgraded setup lmao:

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Apparently he has to have the 2 giant cables plugged into the USB hub instead of a one inch dongle like everyone else because his wireless mouse and keyboard don't work with them?

That cable management is making my skin crawl, jesus christ...not even speaking about safety concerns because, that too obviously.

 

[johnkimble123]

 

[Elbe]

I bet he paid $50 for that cable tie.

 

[Kier Starmer]

Bros even fucking Chris Chan has a better set up than this, this is some horror cow shit.