Argue with a pothead about weed

[Cuntspiracy Man]

It was common when I was in high school in the late 80s - early 90s. Probably not so much now that you can go to any gas station/convenience store and get a pipe, even in states where MJ is still illegal.

"no officer, you didn't technically catch me smoking weed, i'm just buying a disposable bong at this convenience store at 2 am... that's legal, right?"

 

[Oddjob OTP]

"no officer, you didn't technically catch me smoking weed, i'm just buying a disposable bong at this convenience store at 2 am... that's legal, right?"

As the "hard" rock radio stations of my youth shilled, they are in fact Tobacco Smoking Accessories™

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

As the "hard" rock radio stations of my youth shilled, they are in fact Tobacco Smoking Accessories™

ah yes, i am using the bong with the picture of a stoned psychedelic spongebob on it to smoke some tobbaco while i use this grinder with an image of a cannabis leaf on it to... grind some.... oregano leaves for my ravioli.... officer...

 

[Megaton Punch]

ah yes, i am using the bong with the picture of a stoned psychedelic spongebob on it to smoke some tobbaco while i use this grinder with an image of a cannabis leaf on it to... grind some.... oregano leaves for my ravioli.... officer...

Drug addicts always think that they're geniuses who constantly hoodwink The Man by doing the kind of shit grade schoolers do to "trick" their parents. Like referring to themselves as "someone who isn't me". Gosh, how could the cops ever crack that code?

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

Drug addicts always think that they're geniuses who constantly hoodwink The Man by doing the kind of shit grade schoolers do to "trick" their parents. Like referring to themselves as "someone who isn't me". Gosh, how could the cops ever crack that code?

weed smokers genuinely believe they pass as a normal human person and nobody can tell they smoke every day, i can't tell if it's brain damage FROM the constant use of weed, or if the drug just happens to attract the least self aware douchebags imaginable
i'm thinking it's both, especially when all of their friends are also constantly smoking the same stuff and convincing one another "nah bruh you good, you look fine, you don't act obnoxious and your jokes are hilarious to anyone who's not delirious out of their mind"

 

[Obstacle]

weed smokers genuinely believe they pass as a normal human person and nobody can tell they smoke every day, i can't tell if it's brain damage FROM the constant use of weed, or if the drug just happens to attract the least self aware douchebags imaginable
i'm thinking it's both, especially when all of their friends are also constantly smoking the same stuff and convincing one another "nah bruh you good, you look fine, you don't act obnoxious and your jokes are hilarious to anyone who's not delirious out of their mind"

You seem to have conflated "People who like to smoke weed" which is a large circle on a Venn diagram, with a smaller circle within that circle, which is "People who's entire persona is smoking weed"
Personally, I've never let a few tasteless dorks ruin a good thing for me.
And I like few things better than going for a walk in the woods with a big fat joint, and my old guitar, finding a stump to squat on, and making fairy music.
What I really want though is a new harmonica, I had a cheap C whistle I learned to cross-play in D, because it's easy as fuck, but I sat on it.

 

[The Foxtrot]

You seem to have conflated "People who like to smoke weed" which is a large circle on a Venn diagram, with a smaller circle within that circle, which is "People who's entire persona is smoking weed"

Those are literally the same thing.

 

[Sebben Crudele II]

Potheads are retarded and them pretending pot isn't making them retarded is hilarious. Same with them pretending they are not addicted.
Is there a retarded potheads general thread? It would be funny to read people's anecdotes on this.

 

[Obstacle]

Those are literally the same thing.

Your mum's fanny.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

You seem to have conflated "People who like to smoke weed" which is a large circle on a Venn diagram, with a smaller circle within that circle, which is "People who's entire persona is smoking weed"

"people who's entire persona is smoking weed" make up probably like 99.9% of all weed smokers

>and in case you didn't know, i ALSO smoke weed! haha just wanted to point it out haha just wanted to mention it haha, let me casually bring up that i do it while also doing something very whimsical and cute haha just wanted to point it out haha i'm very charming haha let me go on a random tangent about an unrelated thing to show that i'm a special bean like everyone else smilely face (:
how is it that every single one of you is the same exact spiritual phenotype of a person? are you all produced in a lab or something?

the only, ONLY good cannabis smokers are those who
1. do it rarely, like having the occasional glass of rum now and then, not the everyday-during-their-mcdonalds-wage-job types
2. you wouldn't be able to tell until you see them do it because they don't find any excuse to talk about it, they didn't start doing it socially when it suddenly became cool and legal and brag worthy
3. are legitimate weird loners who actually like to piss around inna woods sniffing tree bark and shit, and not just when they're high, and not just for attention or to seem all 'earthy and coooool maaaang'
and those are one in a million

 

[Obstacle]

"people who's entire persona is smoking weed" make up probably like 99.9% of all weed smokers

>and in case you didn't know, i ALSO smoke weed! haha just wanted to point it out haha just wanted to mention it haha, let me casually bring up that i do it while also doing something very whimsical and cute haha just wanted to point it out haha i'm very charming haha let me go on a random tangent about an unrelated thing to show that i'm a special bean like everyone else smilely face (:
how is it that every single one of you is the same exact spiritual phenotype of a person? are you all produced in a lab or something?

the only, ONLY good cannabis smokers are those who
1. do it rarely, like having the occasional glass of rum now and then, not the everyday-during-their-mcdonalds-wage-job types
2. you wouldn't be able to tell until you see them do it because they don't find any excuse to talk about it, they didn't start doing it socially when it suddenly became cool and legal and brag worthy
3. are legitimate weird loners who actually like to piss around inna woods sniffing tree bark and shit, and not just when they're high, and not just for attention or to seem all 'earthy and coooool maaaang'
and those are one in a million

I'm not trying to impress you nigger.
Whatever causes you to expend mental energy making up broad generalizations about
.Obnoxious
.Schoolboy
.Bulletpoint
.Faggotry
Can just carry on taking up your headspace.

If you think people who smoke weed are vile and subhuman, I challenge you to spend ten minutes with somebody who's juggling crack and heroin addiction.
Then times that by them being a close family member or some shit.
Smoking weed is fine.
There are worse ways to cope with how dogshit life is.
Like whatever it is you probably do.

If I meet you in the woods, I'll put a goblin hex on you, and turn you into a gay nigger.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

If you think people who smoke weed are vile and subhuman, I challenge you to spend ten minutes with somebody who's juggling crack and heroin addiction.

ah, we've moved on to the "some people are worse than me so i'm fine" and "at least weed is an okay drug to be addicted to compared to other drugs" and "i'm coping with hard stuff!" portion of the conversation, with a small bit of implied "i bet you're addicted to something socially acceptable"

hitting the whole checklist

you faggots can't even goblin hex someone anymore without needing to be high to do it

 

[Obstacle]

ah, we've moved on to the "some people are worse than me so i'm fine" and "at least weed is an okay drug to be addicted to compared to other drugs" and "i'm coping with hard stuff!" portion of the conversation, with a small bit of implied "i bet you're addicted to something socially acceptable"

hitting the whole checklist

you faggots can't even goblin hex someone anymore without needing to be high to do it

Mate, whatever neurotic bugs are chewing at the inside of your brain, can just carry on eating you out.
Of course I compare myself to the people around me, you obnoxious dimbulb.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

jokes aside, in regard to this last point, weed has a horrible reputation with creativity
it was commonly consumed by artists before the 2000s, aka people who already happen to BE creative, because they were also more likely to be rebellious
but the correlation got inverted and now convinced so many people that it has the power to "make them more creative", in reality it's affects are either one of these:
-they are naturally creative people, but are too scared to start a project so the cannabis loosens them up a little, which is actually totally fine- alcohol has the same effect, and so does literally just chilling the fuck out. it doesn't beam ideas into their head it just makes them calm enough to pick up the pencil, but the problem is that they learn to associate cannabis WITH creativity and think they can't do without it, and that actively stunts them
or
-they are decidedly not creative people but being high makes them think their shit is good, what isn't funny seems funny, what isn't creative seems creative, they just create a buncha lame barely psychedelic imagery but view it as the epitome of creativity and a lot of really shitty art gets made wherein, again, the person making it doesn't improve because they think they found some kinda cheat code for good art and don't need to learn or be inspired, just smoke the leaf and splatter paint around

 

[Obstacle]

jokes aside, in regard to this last point, weed has a horrible reputation with creativity
it was commonly consumed by artists before the 2000s, aka people who already happen to BE creative, because they were also more likely to be rebellious
but the correlation got inverted and now convinced so many people that it has the power to "make them more creative", in reality it's affects are either one of these:
-they are naturally creative people, but are too scared to start a project so the cannabis loosens them up a little, which is actually totally fine- alcohol has the same effect, and so does literally just chilling the fuck out. it doesn't beam ideas into their head it just makes them calm enough to pick up the pencil, but the problem is that they learn to associate cannabis WITH creativity and think they can't do without it, and that actively stunts them
or
-they are decidedly not creative people but being high makes them think their shit is good, what isn't funny seems funny, what isn't creative seems creative, they just create a buncha lame barely psychedelic imagery but view it as the epitome of creativity and a lot of really shitty art gets made wherein, again, the person making it doesn't improve because they think they found some kinda cheat code for good art and don't need to learn or be inspired, just smoke the leaf and splatter paint around

Now if you opened with that, I'd have said -TRUE- instead of prestidigitating you into a gay nigger.
But I already cast the spell, and it's too late, because I was high when I should have been studying the counterspell, and I don't know how to reverse it.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

Now if you opened with that, I'd have said -TRUE- instead of prestidigitating you into a gay nigger.
But I already cast the spell, and it's too late, because I was high when I should have been studying the counterspell, and I don't know how to reverse it.

get off my profile page brother

 

[Obstacle]

get off my profile page brother

I'm not your brother, pal.
I'd never hex my brother into a gay nigger.

 

[CallmeCicada]

If you think people who smoke weed are vile and subhuman, I challenge you to spend ten minutes with somebody who's juggling crack and heroin addiction.
Then times that by them being a close family member or some shit.
Smoking weed is fine.
There are worse ways to cope with how dogshit life is.
Like whatever it is you probably do.

If I meet you in the woods, I'll put a goblin hex on you, and turn you into a gay nigger.

Mate, whatever neurotic bugs are chewing at the inside of your brain, can just carry on eating you out.
Of course I compare myself to the people around me, you obnoxious dimbulb.

Now if you opened with that, I'd have said -TRUE- instead of prestidigitating you into a gay nigger.
But I already cast the spell, and it's too late, because I was high when I should have been studying the counterspell, and I don't know how to reverse it.

The only good thing communists ever did was kill all the stupid drug niggers.

 

[The Jewel of the Nile]

As the "hard" rock radio stations of my youth shilled, they are in fact Tobacco Smoking Accessories™

Why, yes, I am selling tobacco and tobacco accessories

It's absolutely fascinating to spot random dude weed bros in the wild. They always, ALWAYS end up making every conversation about their weed use and how cool it makes them.

 

[Obstacle]

The only good thing communists ever did was kill all the stupid drug niggers.
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He killed everybody else too, because he was a buck-toothed rice-nigger with a shitty barber.