Disaster Favourite gay sex positions revealed in Grindr poll – and this classic has come out on top - "The highest percentage of twinks live in the Netherlands"


Grindr users’ favourite gay sex positions have been revealed in an end-of-year round-up, with some surprising discoveries.

Grindr Unwrapped shows that more than 130 billion chats were sent this year, while users ranked Baby Reindeer as the top TV show and – no shock here – Charli XCX’s Brat was their favourite album

However, when it comes to favourite gay sex positions, the top answer might come as a surprise: missionary is preferred by 25 per cent of the app’s users.

In second spot, with 21 per cent of votes, is backshots (generally sex from behind and on all fours), closely followed by 69’ingm, at 20 per cent. Side sex and spooning completed the top five, with 10 per cent of the vote.

Users also voted on which foreplay techniques got them in the mood: The most-loved foreplay was kissing, at 37 per cent, followed by oral, rimming and “hand stuff”. A significant minority favoured frotting, which is the act of rubbing genitals together to achieve arousal.

Pedro Pascal was voted hottest man of the year, followed by Jonathan Bailey, Bad Bunny, Kansas City Chiefs star Travis Kelce and Jeremy Allen White.

The highest percentage of twinks live in the Netherlands, while the majority of bear users are based in Greece, the round-up showed. Most daddies are in the US and fem tops are the tops in Ireland.

Last year, Grindr was found to be the most popular dating app among users aged 54 and older. Its end of 2023 round-up found that the UK ranked highly in several kink categories.

To round-off the year, adult website Clips4Sale did a deep dive into millions of searches conducted across the country to discover the most popular kink in each UK city. It revealed that some trends remain universal, such as being turned on by giant, powerful women – the website’s most-searched fetish worldwide in 2023.

Spotify has also published its round-up of the year, with many LGBTQ+ users getting one result specifically.

Share your thoughts! Let us know in the comments below, and remember to keep the conversation respectful.
 
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CharlesBarkley said:
It’s just a lie. When men lay down, you know where the asshole is pointed? The bed or floor. So these niggas gotta be like propped up by a pillow or like some kind of ramp and then you got some dude on top slamming into that except like, where this nigga legs gonna go?

In short, missionary is impossible. That’s called a pile driver and the thought of a man doing that to another man while shit is flopping everywhere combined with hairy man ass is affront to nature and goodness.
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Bro be quiet. I don’t want to see a ‘spoiler: NSFW’ and you are currently asking for one :story:
 
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CharlesBarkley said:
It’s just a lie. When men lay down, you know where the asshole is pointed? The bed or floor. So these niggas gotta be like propped up by a pillow or like some kind of ramp and then you got some dude on top slamming into that except like, where this nigga legs gonna go?

In short, missionary is impossible. That’s called a pile driver and the thought of a man doing that to another man while shit is flopping everywhere combined with hairy man ass is affront to nature and goodness.
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Take a moment, draw yourself a bath, light a few candles and look up missionary gay sex on your porn site of choice and explore.
 
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CharlesBarkley said:
It’s just a lie. When men lay down, you know where the asshole is pointed? The bed or floor. So these niggas gotta be like propped up by a pillow or like some kind of ramp and then you got some dude on top slamming into that except like, where this nigga legs gonna go?

In short, missionary is impossible. That’s called a pile driver and the thought of a man doing that to another man while shit is flopping everywhere combined with hairy man ass is affront to nature and goodness.
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You think too much about homo sex.
Very fruity zesty of you sugar plum.
 
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Joke is on you, idiots. I spent the last four hours analyzing gay porn and now can write a thesis using Euclidean math angles and shit about penis in ass entry and what constitutes as real missionary. Instead it requires different ledges and shit which is equivalent to a shallow angle pile driver.

I hope you don’t continue to post ignorant statements in this thread.
 
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CharlesBarkley said:
Joke is on you, idiots. I spent the last four hours analyzing gay porn and now can write a thesis using Euclidean math angles and shit about penis in ass entry and what constitutes as real missionary. Instead it requires different ledges and shit which is equivalent to a shallow angle pile driver.

I hope you don’t continue to post ignorant statements in this thread.
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Someone wanna tell him that women have buttholes?
 
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I don’t wanna look it up, but I have no frame of reference for two men having penetrative sex in missionary. It doesn't seem possible. What the fuck is a pile driver??

Goddamn you, mango ranch.

@CharlesBarkley is correct. That’s not missionary. I will die on this hill that I’ve never considered before tonight and have no vested interest in.
 
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CharlesBarkley said:
Joke is on you, idiots. I spent the last four hours analyzing gay porn and now can write a thesis using Euclidean math angles and shit about penis in ass entry and what constitutes as real missionary. Instead it requires different ledges and shit which is equivalent to a shallow angle pile driver.

I hope you don’t continue to post ignorant statements in this thread.
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My man's a fucking SCHOLAR bro
 
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The Stranger said:
Being our resident homofag, please explain to @CharlesBarkley how gay homosex in the missionary position works, he's very curious.
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I mean he could go look up videos.
Providence said:
I don’t wanna look it up, but I have no frame of reference for two men having penetrative sex in missionary. It doesn't seem possible.
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It's possible and extremely common. The butthole isn't as far back as you think it is, all it requires is a bit extra of stretching. There are some minor differences in the whole thing, but overall it pretty much works the same way.
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So these niggas gotta be like propped up by a pillow or like some kind of ramp and then you got some dude on top slamming into that except like, where this nigga legs gonna go?
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TMI, but you asked for it: I put a pillow under my butt to lift it up (slightly, but not a ton), raise my legs up and to the side, and hold them with my hands/arms.
 
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Beastie said:
I mean he could go look up videos.

It's possible and extremely common. The butthole isn't as far back as you think it is, all it requires is a bit extra of stretching. There are some minor differences in the whole thing, but overall it pretty much works the same way.

TMI, but you asked for it: I put a pillow under my butt to lift it up, raise my legs up and to the side, and hold them with my hands/arms.
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There is no goddamn way that can’t be painful. There’s just no way. Thank you for the illumination. Sort of.
 
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Beastie said:
It's not painful, I'm telling you this based on personal experience.
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I guess maybe dudes have a different setup somehow, what with the prostate and all, but marone. Spent three minutes watching this ordeal and need to talk to my sister :lit:
 
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