"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

Phil swatted another dang dirty cis male who has designs on his feminine virtue.

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Positron said:
Phil swatted another dang dirty cis male who has designs on his feminine virtue.

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Does he mean "with suspected ties to Kiwi Farms" or does he mean "I am insanely paranoid and assume literally everyone is a member of KF?"
Going to be honest, I quite like Phil's version of Kiwi Farms, where we come with secret agents and hitmen. I always thought we were just a bunch of idiots laughing at a different bunch of idiots.
 
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Tragi-Chan said:
Does he mean "with suspected ties to Kiwi Farms" or does he mean "I am insanely paranoid and assume literally everyone is a member of KF?"
Going to be honest, I quite like Phil's version of Kiwi Farms, where we come with secret agents and hitmen. I always thought we were just a bunch of idiots laughing at a different bunch of idiots.
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Phil has always pretended like he's the KGB when he was rooting through his friends list for trolls.

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Still anally destroyed over the loss of his deviantart account, he holed himself up on his Facebook page, where he thought he was safe. But ADF was not safe; he had to quickly make his FB page private after invading trolls began screencapping his posts. However, he realized that all of the strange people he friendlisted just might be the very same trolls who were showing screencaps of his Facebook posts to other hungry trolls. This realization fed into his paranoia that anybody on his Facebook page could be a troll. He even began screencapping suspicious troll posts on 789chan and posting them with the caption “The KGB is watching you.”

All of this came to ADF announcing that he was going on a “spy hunt” and eliminate the 789chan spies from his Facebook page. This led to a grand total of six (6) people, including a couple of female cosplayers, being listed in a separate group of whose settings he had changed. Out of all the people he had accused of being trolls, none turned out to be the ones who were screencapping his Facebook. This great de-friending lasted until he was scared of retaliation from trolls and let the people he “had into custody” go.

Two notable victims of his paranoia were a bisexual communist male and a young homosexual male who both lived several states away from ADF and told him off multiple times. ADF constantly started problems with the two and believed them to be trolls. He even accused one of them of being one of the authors of his ED article. After three months of trying and failing to get both of them to be his “dobes” (a special term for lover), both parties got sick of ADF and ADF blocked them from his Facebook.
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I very easily found an one 'Denton Young' account and it was friends with a bunch of other trans, I think is from Chicago, and is friends with Greta. Greatest crime: using a photo of a white cis male ancestor for a profile pic and not donating to Phil.
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https://m.facebook.com/denton.young.50?tsid=0.47490596148996866&source=typeahead
 
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UselessRubberKeyboard said:
Ireland doesn't want your presence, Phil, no matter how fleeting. Wetflame is bad enough.

But please do visit Russia. I'd pay good money to see how his face changes when he realises the commie motherland is capitalist as fuck and makes 'Murrica look like a troon paradise.
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I dunno i'd like to see him try his bullshit with someone from Dublin or Limerick
 
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I see South Africa is on there, though. Maybe he doesn't know Apartheid's over and he would therefore have to encounter black people.

Real talk, though, I would gladly pay towards a Phil world tour. Given that he treated a two-hour bus delay like Hurricane Katrina, I would dearly pay to hear his reaction to being laughed at by a bunch of Mexicans, or accidentally starting a fight with a burly Scotsman.
 
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Phil's random daydream:

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There is no key, but since most of South America and China is in aqua, I presume this is the color for his "bucket list".
Apparently he hates Africans.
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So I guess Phil's excuse for become homeless again is "gave it up to go travelling"
And when anyone asks why he hasn't left the state
"Izzy is working on it !!! Fund me !!!"
 
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