"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

Five Nights at Philly's? You don't really have to avoid any evil animatronics and there's no ghost story but you do need to stay in his death-reeking apartment for five days, between him locked to a radiator and rubbing himself raw with maps of Autismlatina and Toren standing in a doorway trying to drink away the disgust at himself for being in this situation at all.

Survival mode is doing it without access to a window for fresh air. Plus Phil wears an anime outfit.
 
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auroraboreanaz said:
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Bust out the champagne y'all, it's a special occasion!
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He's cataloging his hobby of cataloging charts that catalog locations. That's autism cubed.

The Dude said:
I fully support Phil going abroad and traveling the world. He should get out there fully trooned out to the nines, talking as loudly as possible about genderqueer pride and trans rights, and he should start his global sojourn in one of those Middle Eastern countries where they throw people like him off of buildings. Let him see what the real world is like outside of the "oppressive and intolerant" United States. Hell, I'm sure there are plenty of us who would be thrilled to pitch in some cash for a one way ticket to Iran or Syria.
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Or he could try China, or Russia, or any African country, or most of Eastern Europe, or anywhere in South America, or, hell, just about anywhere. I cannot think of any country where Phil's trooning, fake Latino status, work ethic, personal hygiene or general ignorance wouldn't serve to make him unwelcome. Frankly if he hadn't been born in America, he probably wouldn't be allowed there either.

m0rnutz said:
Put Phil in Amnesia.
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Phil already has amnesia. He keeps forgetting his drive-by shooting, his medical conditions, the times when he was raped, that he's supposed to be a successful hooker, that he owns a gun...
 
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Looks like a character from one of those stupid Steve Oedekerk thumb movies.
 
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Tragi-Chan said:
Or he could try China, or Russia, or any African country, or most of Eastern Europe, or anywhere in South America, or, hell, just about anywhere. I cannot think of any country where Phil's trooning, fake Latino status, work ethic, personal hygiene or general ignorance wouldn't serve to make him unwelcome. Frankly if he hadn't been born in America, he probably wouldn't be allowed there either.
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Phil won't go to Africa because he's a-scared of the darkies and third world countries don't have the economy to support welfare leaches like him with cell phones, tattoo money, and cheese. That's why he grayed most of the continent out of his travel map.
 
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Ruin said:
What am I looking at?
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:autism:. Lots, and lots of :autism:

EDIT: Bowie knife, collapsible baton, handcuffs, pepper spray, pouch with spiked knuckles?, mp3 player/phone case w/ ear buds?
 
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Everything on Phil's Tard Utility Belt looks like it was bought at truck stops and flea markets. It's the kind of garbage quality kit that a 13 year old kid begs his parents all night to let him buy from that booth every county fair has.
 
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