Trainwreck Pixyteri / Sarah Guilbeaux / Ashton Winters - Glorious Nippon Cosplayer and Stomach Penis Pooner, she's peein' and poopin' the bed, mother is equally crazy

[Disgruntled Pupper]

I mean, to Pixys credit I thought she was gonna say that it was because cats were too feminine to be kept by a MAN like Pixy.

I have a feeling she posted this for attention, even though it's bad attention because her usual wasn't getting her engagement.

 

[Def Not a Cop]

That’s how I see it, because she’s always been an immature womanchild. (Although that is an insult to actual children, because many of them regard the family pet as family or feed and walk them to learn responsibility from an early age.) Sarah is not cleaning that box often enough and doesn’t feel like she “deserves” to take care of the cat now that her mom is too incapacitated to do basic care for herself, let alone the cat.

Thirteen years of companionship means nothing to Pixy because she doesn’t want to clean for five minutes. She deserved all the reaming she received for that post.



You’d think Pixy would be all about shikibuton futon life after watching all that anime she clearly rotted with her brain with. Then again, she got all the wrong ideas about youth, skincare, and personal hygiene from watching those same characters bathing.

I wouldn’t say she deserves sleeping on newspaper just yet, but she’s getting close to that being a non-zero possible outcome at the rate she’s going. Most of the mentally ill homeless bums doing just that didn’t end up that way overnight.

Do we know anything specific about Debbie? She's been completely silent on Facebook so I'm guessing it's bad. The only thing I caught was pixy mentioning her mom was coming home and she didn't want to clean. But what all has been confirmed with her condition?

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Do we know anything specific about Debbie? She's been completely silent on Facebook so I'm guessing it's bad. The only thing I caught was pixy mentioning her mom was coming home and she didn't want to clean. But what all has been confirmed with her condition?

I think somebody over on Lolcow posted something about this saying she had a stroke but that, and Pixy saying her Mom was coming back from the nursing home and didn't want to have to cook and clean, are literally the only bits of information we have on this.

 

[NationBaitin]

They'll get an employee who actually wants work and get a paycheck, not a pronoun crazy gender retard who will complain about cleaning a restroom and screen at customers for calling her what she is.

 

[Constellationzero]

View attachment 6726147They'll get an employee who actually wants work and get a paycheck, not a pronoun crazy gender retard who will complain about cleaning a restroom and screen at customers for calling her what she is.

Makes me wonder if work related words (like action words) are even in her lexicon.
Can't get moved to the next step if you can't answer questions with relevant answers or tie past experiences into the desired position.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

View attachment 6726147They'll get an employee who actually wants work and get a paycheck, not a pronoun crazy gender retard who will complain about cleaning a restroom and screen at customers for calling her what she is.

Yeah THEY'RE the ones losing out for not hiring a mentally ill woman who has a meltdown when somebody calls her "ma'am".

 

[Dysnomia]

View attachment 6726147They'll get an employee who actually wants work and get a paycheck, not a pronoun crazy gender retard who will complain about cleaning a restroom and screen at customers for calling her what she is.

Is this supposed to be a threat?

I love how her profile pic looks like somebody's mom at her 50th birthday party. So manry.

She's been writing more fanfics about her Vanitas transman self insert. Who somehow has a "hairy penis" that can ejaculate. In this one Vanitas is calling Kairi a "good potty". What's up now? Is she reading nasty human toilet manga? The self insert Vanitas has mom in a nursing home. The whole thing is nauseating to read. Very poorly written smut with "Ugh ugh! Why can't dad leave me alone!" nonsense. The domination of Kairi is borderline abusive. Only borderline because it's written as consensual. But it's disgusting and makes you wonder what kind of "flirting" Pixy thinks is perfectly acceptable.

Spoiler: A 39 year old woman wrote this

 

[Tricky Dickie]

Oh shit Paul, "a very nice woman" ? Now you've done it. Well its just a Facebook shitty spam account but this is going to be fun.

 

[Platypus]

PT whining and complaining about cooking/cleaning/cleaning up after the cat gives HUGE insight on just how LITTLE she does around the house. Are Debbie and Papa Wrangler great parents? Fuck no, but PT is waaaaaaaay past the point where she can shit herself and do nothing while putting blame on her parents for all of her problems (like 2 decades past tbh).

Like others have said, if Debbie did have a stroke then I wouldn't be surprised in the slightest if they've finally decided to give her a real ultimatum about getting a job/helping around the house/taking care of Suki or being legally evicted by a judge and subsequently removed by the cops. PT is doing less than a roommate or boarder, and she isn't so mentally ill that she is incapable of these things, just incredibly lazy, entitled, and disgusting.

I will say that her being lazy and over-entitled to this extent is something that her parents should have addressed and given real consequences for a REALLY fucking long time ago, they have definitely enabled PT to be a grown ass woman-child for far too long which personally makes it hard for me to have much sympathy for them regarding that issue.

The whole rehoming Suki thing makes me genuinely MATI. This isn't a fucking hermit crab or un-handled reptile. This is a bonded elderly cat that has unfortunately already been subjected to PT's shit-piss and BO dungeon for over a decade. Suki has paid her dues and I fucking hope that PT's parents didn't imply that they would get rid of her just because Sarah is a fuck-ass lazy piece-of-shit, but if so they all fucking deserve to scream, rot, and fight with each other for eternity.

I understand how mental illness can make you neglect very basic and important things, but that doesn't make it okay or right and no animal should have to suffer due to it.

The fanfic is clearly just a direct copy-paste of her thoughts about herself and her actual living situation. The part about how much cleaning would need to be done before inviting a potential hookup over and how smelly she is is PT really telling on herself regarding how fucking nasty her living habits and personal hygiene are when no one is there to scream at her. The spaghetti and frozen garlic bread along with having sodies and a forgotten cheesecake is sending me into orbit, this whole thing reeks of Chris-chan levels of self-insert storytelling. I shudder to think about it, but I think the sex acts she writes about here are probably lived experiences since it seems like she lacks any original thoughts whatsoever. I hate that I read this in its' unholy entirety but at least it distracted me from malding at the cat abandonment.

I look forward to the homeless saga.

 

[Phouquehead]

Spoiler: A 39 year old woman wrote this

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I don't understand. Vanitas lives with his parents, wears colored contacts, is also trans but not really, he just has gynecomastia (and a high-pitched voice) but is otherwise male with a fully functional "knob," and also Kairi is a "potty" to him. Did one of Sarah's retard FWBs call her that during their weebfuck sessions? Is that a thing in the porn she watches/reads? I've heard of "human toilet" but this isn't a piss or scat fic. Does Sarah hump toilets? So many questions. Also holy shit, Vanitas makes Kairi drive home drunk.

Bitch is such a terrible and lazy writer too. Crams all the dialogue into each paragraph that's already filled with unnecessary detail (that gives hilarious insight to her fucked up and childlike mind and life). To think this is what she's too busy doing to scoop Suki's poop, tidy up her room, take a shower, cook for herself so she doesn't "have" to eat fast food every day, any basic thing an adult would do to take care of themselves, their pets and their home. Her parents definitely let her do whatever she wanted for far too long, stupidly thinking she'd develop a sense of responsibility on her own and even if she's mentally ill she'd at least clean up after herself and her cat. Lol nope. This level of "executive dysfunction" isn't caused by schizoaffective bipolar or whatever the fuck she was diagnosed with years ago. It's caused by being a spoiled brat well into one's thirties and not facing serious consequences for it... other than having zero friends, becoming completely unemployable, and a bit of jail time. I wish she'd get arrested again.

Also lol at her getting MiSgEnDeReD by a spam account. I'm willing to bet most of the "Ma'ams" she screeches about daily aren't even from humans she encounters face to face but from bots that find her through FB groups or her other careless online activities.

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

Everything from the "UGH, my stupid dad is taking forever with dinner and he's gonna make us LATE for the parade" to the shitty fanfiction smut, just shows how stuck in highschool she is.

 

[Breadbear]

I only got through the first paragraph (I guess I don't hate myself as much as I thought, so +3 points to the state of my mental health!), but Vanitas's mother had a stroke. Seeing as it's Pixy's self-insert...

 

[Kosher Dill]

That fanfic is killing me
I think my favorite part is how "Vanitas" stays in bed playing on his phone until 4 PM.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Is that a thing in the porn she watches/reads? I've heard of "human toilet" but this isn't a piss or scat fic.

It's a hentai thing where they can refer to somebody that we'd call a "cum dumpster" into "meat toilet". Don't ask me why. It's a Japanese thing and they tend to be a little weird.

 

[Dysnomia]

That fanfic is killing me
I think my favorite part is how "Vanitas" stays in bed playing on his phone until 4 PM.

He's as lazy as Pixy. It's perfect.

And the part about how Vanitas' crotch is "purring".

Also holy shit, Vanitas makes Kairi drive home drunk.

Likely because Pixy was allowed to drive home drunk by one of her many hole fillers.

I think the sex acts she writes about here are probably lived experiences since it seems like she lacks any original thoughts whatsoever. I hate that I read this in its' unholy entirety but at least it distracted me from malding at the cat abandonment.

I think it's her experiences from the dominant perspective. Vanitas turns Kairi into his cumdumpster. See? Ashton is in power now. He is a dominant man and you will not harm him!

As I was changing my cats' water I was wondering if Suki had fresh water. Pixy seems like the type to forget for days until Suki is drinking from the toilet in desperation.

 

[Def Not a Cop]

As I was changing my cats' water I was wondering if Suki had fresh water. Pixy seems like the type to forget for days until Suki is drinking from the toilet in desperation.

This made me so sad. Until recently I always assumed her parents took care of the cat. It was probably just her mom this whole time. It's probably true that the care of the cat has completely fallen on PT and now you have me totally worried about her health and general wellbeing lol. It's so fucked up. Just take care of your fucking animal.. prayers 4 Suki

 

[Falcon Sebben]

This made me so sad. Until recently I always assumed her parents took care of the cat. It was probably just her mom this whole time. It's probably true that the care of the cat has completely fallen on PT and now you have me totally worried about her health and general wellbeing lol. It's so fucked up. Just take care of your fucking animal.. prayers 4 Suki

I guess we can be thankful she never had a kid. I mean if she expected her parents to take care of the cat and now she's freaking out about having to do so herself imagine what would happen if she had to be responsible for her own child?

Somebody would have called CPS on her at some point and cue the water works about how everybody is mean to her and her tummy really hurts because of it.

 

[Umaibae]

Spoiler: A 39 year old woman wrote this

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I know PT is retarded — but holy hell, I cannot believe this is someone with an English degree. I clocked numerous issues with subject-verb agreement, prepositions, word usage, and punctuation in just a quick glance. Bitch doesn’t even break lines when she swaps characters speaking.

The texting dialogue is long, awkward and stupid lmao. Streams of sentences with an attribute at the end (“I deserve freedom. You will not harm me. I am a man. I am not ma’am,” Pixy wailed furiously) show she has no idea how to actually use attributes.

 

[Dysnomia]

I know PT is retarded — but holy hell, I cannot believe this is someone with an English degree. I clocked numerous issues with subject-verb agreement, prepositions, word usage, and punctuation in just a quick glance. Bitch doesn’t even break lines when she swaps characters speaking.

The texting dialogue is long, awkward and stupid lmao. Streams of sentences with an attribute at the end (“I deserve freedom. You will not harm me. I am a man. I am not ma’am,” Pixy wailed furiously) show she has no idea how to actually use attributes.

She's either regressed very badly or managed to just scrape by in passing grades.

You guys, the stomach penis is trying to stab through the abdominal wall! She'll be a real man soon!



This reminds me of that Salad Fingers episode where he thinks he's pregnant but it's just a tumor.

 

[Tricky Dickie]

Is this supposed to be a threat?

I love how her profile pic looks like somebody's mom at her 50th birthday party. So manry.

She's been writing more fanfics about her Vanitas transman self insert. Who somehow has a "hairy penis" that can ejaculate. In this one Vanitas is calling Kairi a "good potty". What's up now? Is she reading nasty human toilet manga? The self insert Vanitas has mom in a nursing home. The whole thing is nauseating to read. Very poorly written smut with "Ugh ugh! Why can't dad leave me alone!" nonsense. The domination of Kairi is borderline abusive. Only borderline because it's written as consensual. But it's disgusting and makes you wonder what kind of "flirting" Pixy thinks is perfectly acceptable.

Spoiler: A 39 year old woman wrote this

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I'm surprised but also not about how much she goes on about food. Nearly every paragraph. Looking at her Facebook too. Just reposts about food and then the usually "Why does my tummy hurt". I'd hate to think how much she actually eats and how much corn syrup is in her stomach. I could imagine a lot of her "tummy pains" are just gas building up from cookie cakes. Probably eats everything in the house and then runs off crying if her Dad yells at her about it. She's like a Labrador but without the lovely personally and toilet training.

This made me so sad. Until recently I always assumed her parents took care of the cat. It was probably just her mom this whole time. It's probably true that the care of the cat has completely fallen on PT and now you have me totally worried about her health and general wellbeing lol. It's so fucked up. Just take care of your fucking animal.. prayers 4 Suki

Poor Suki. It brakes my heart. I always remember seeing photos Pixy posted where she was screaming about why her cat hates her and Suki's bewildered and scared look. I do wonder what she has gone through throughout the years. She's an old lady now and she deserves to live in a clean and quiet home.