Lolcow Joshua Block / @worldoftshirts / JoshuaBlock2001 (and his fans/harassers)

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neger psykolog said:
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They're claiming that at a price of $1 he will quit alcohol forever.

The current USD price is 0.0003846, so it only needs to increase by a mediocre 259,910% to reach $1 - $1 would put its market cap at $1 billion USD and make it the 102nd most valuable cryptocurrency in the world.

For some context:
  • Monero has a marketcap of 3 billion USD
  • Worldcoin has a marketcap of 2.2 billion USD (that's the cryptocurrency project by the OpenAI/ChatGPT guy that scans your eyeballs)
  • Polygon has a marketcap of 1.4 billion USD (it is a fairly prominent blockchain project)
  • Peanut the squirrel (PNUT) - a memecoin based off the squirrel that was killed shortly before Trump was elected has a marketcap of 1.2 billion USD

Basically without even looking at the fundamentals, the chances that this project will ever reach 1 billion USD when there are videos of the dev/money guy being aggressive with a guy who is autistic/retarded as well as a video of him getting a tattoo for the project while drunk are next to zero.
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Idk, I'm definitely willing to risk my savings in the hope that this retarded man will stop drinking. Imagine the leddit gold waiting at the end of this rainbow. We totally can do it bros!
 
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GamerGateSurvivor said:
Don't most tattoo parlors have a policy about not serving drunks? You can tell from the fact he's not shaking like a dog shitting razor blades that he's been drinking.
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a good shop/an artist with morals will not tattoo someone who's drunk because a) they basically can't consent & b) its harder for the artist to work with because a drunk has the possibility of not sitting still and they bleed more because of the alcohol thinning the blood. some colors and shading may not stick. that white in the hat is 100% not going to stick, its a bloody mess and white has a tendency not to hold solidly, it tends to just disappear after a while and is mostly used for highlights. like i said earlier in the thread, a good chunk of shops in metropolitan areas don't give a shit, they wanna make a dollar by any means necessary. Shit when i was in high school, kids would go to the city to get piercings cause they didn't ask for ID
 
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GamerGateSurvivor said:
Don't most tattoo parlors have a policy about not serving drunks? You can tell from the fact he's not shaking like a dog shitting razor blades that he's been drinking.
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Yes, mostly, but in the video, he's drinking a Smirnoff while getting tattooed

Josh pranks us by getting a "forehead tattoo"








They got BANNED from the last engineer's studio, so they found a new one:



We'll see how long it lasts


Edit: they may have been BANNED already:
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PhoBingas said:
Right? Can't say I've ever heard of a client getting blacklisted. I've heard of tattoo artists and piercers getting blacklisted in my area but again, they were either tattooing or piercing young teenagers without parental consent or they were just retarded and super unsafe. You have to either really make an ass of yourself or get caught stealing shit. I'm almost impressed.
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You'd have to be an absolute fucker to whoever is gonna put ink on you to have them deny you service or do a tattoo that most shops won't do like a swastika etc, also a good artist won't do a tat on someone who is drunk or has been drinking because you bleed alot more when their alc in your system.
 
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Zaragoza said:
I'm new to this guy but why does "Put the fries in the bag" set him off so much? I know his autism and alcoholism amplify it but is there a deeper lore to it?
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It was a tiktok meme at first, so his comments were full of it. He said it a few times on stream jokingly, and it became a little meme. This culminated with him and based going to a Mcdonalds on stream, and telling a worker to put the fries in the bahhhg. I think people saw how he treated a service worker, and flipped the script on him and started spamming it at him lol. It just increased when he started to sperg out every time
 
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1700somewhere said:
It was a tiktok meme at first, so his comments were full of it. He said it a few times on stream jokingly, and it became a little meme. This culminated with him and based going to a Mcdonalds on stream, and telling a worker to put the fries in the bahhhg. I think people saw how he treated a service worker, and flipped the script on him and started spamming it at him lol. It just increased when he started to sperg out every time
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Honestly that’s funnier than the JULAYYY bit.

Poor bastard, he can neither hold his liquor nor put down the bottle.
 
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Éamonn Ceannt said:
Honestly that’s funnier than the JULAYYY bit.

Poor bastard, he can neither hold his liquor nor put down the bottle.
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This is why this guy is an asshole and not just a cow, although recent years cows have mostly been assholes. People would at least have some respect for this hand-biting autistic retard if he could take it and not just dish it out. People working service jobs are not props in your shitty livestream "career."
 
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Zaragoza said:
I'm new to this guy but why does "Put the fries in the bag" set him off so much? I know his autism and alcoholism amplify it but is there a deeper lore to it?
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In addition to what others said, Josh wants and expects a life full of luxury and riches. Reminding him of his joblessness and homelessness seriously triggers him.

Speaking of luxury - Captain is heading to Hollywood today, starting with an airport pregame. Next week he's going to Luxembourg.












Bonus - unseen (here at least) crashout from Italy? Germany? Somewhere in Europe.

 
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I will literally never get tired of the faces he makes after drinking any alcohol and his autism fits.

I finally get the bossman jack fags. I thought he wasn’t funny because it was the same thing over and over, but for Josh it’s simply kino to me every single time.
 
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Palmer Bangs said:
In addition to what others said, Josh wants and expects a life full of luxury and riches. Reminding him of his joblessness and homelessness seriously triggers him.
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Put the fries in the bag Josh.

Seriously though he's more likely to live a short life of vomit and cirrhosis. Yeah I know alkies often hang on forever but he's well into end stage behavior and symptoms and he's in his early 20s. Look at him even a couple years ago and he's gone seriously downhill.

I think he may be the worst alkie with a thread here, worse than even Ethan Ralph and KingCobraJFS.
BigPeanut said:
I will literally never get tired of the faces he makes after drinking any alcohol and his autism fits.
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There's just something about him biting his own hand and screeching autistically.
 
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AnOminous said:
Seriously though he's more likely to live a short life of vomit and cirrhosis. Yeah I know alkies often hang on forever but he's well into end stage behavior and symptoms and he's in his early 20s. Look at him even a couple years ago and he's gone seriously downhill.
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He’s speed running life at this point. At least he gets to travel I guess. He’s like the Taylor Swift of lolcows given how much he flies.
 
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It was rumored he’d be in LA for the No Jumper podcast. I don’t know what the behind the scenes looks like for that, but he’s in front of a giant “NO” so it may be happening.




This is the 3rd drink he’s posted in what looks like the same area. Maybe Josh will get to fuck Adam’s wife.

The last time Adam had someone on who was super intoxicated was boonk gang. Will the Captain outshine?

 
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