Lolcow Joshua Block / @worldoftshirts / JoshuaBlock2001 (and his fans/harassers)

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

That's not what I said. I said imagine being 23 and getting flown around the world being paid to get drunk. If you weren't a retard and had some self control it would be very fun.

except the only reason why he gets that is because of his lack of self control and being a drunk retard. No one would know who he was or fund his lifestyle if he wasn't providing the lulz being a drunk retard.

 

[Expenses2999]

Is it even possible to get it that young? Usually people don’t get any crazy alcohol symptoms untill their 30’s. This might sound crazy but I think he’s shaking so much just because he never stops drinking. If I drink, my hands are really shakey when I’m hungover and even a day or two after.

If I drank every day this week it would look like I have the shakes even though If I stopped drinking for a few days it would go away.

Anyone else relate to this? I really think If he stopped drinking it would go away right away. Is it really possible to get such severe alcohol withdraw symptoms at 23? I’ve never heard of it in my life, there are a lot more issues that will happen to him first before that shit anyway, like issues with his kidneys and ulcers, etc.

It only takes weeks to months of heavy drinking to get withdrawal shakes. He is a chronic heavy drinker. He is speed running alcoholism.

 

[Éamonn Ceannt]

It only takes weeks to months of heavy drinking to get withdrawal shakes. He is a chronic heavy drinker. He is speed running alcoholism.

Yeah it’s actually really concerning.

 

[AnOminous]

It only takes weeks to months of heavy drinking to get withdrawal shakes. He is a chronic heavy drinker. He is speed running alcoholism.

He's worse than even a normal alcoholic, either from constant drinking or some weakness in his metabolism or probably both. There are people who get this bad this young but they often end up joining the 27 Club. He has the shakes, constantly vomits, often even wearing the same vomit covered clothes for days, is unintelligible, spends most of his waking hours in actual alcohol poisoning territory, and arguably shows signs of alcohol induced psychosis (although some of that may just be normal retardation).

This doesn't have ending that isn't grim.

 

[BigPeanut]

alcohol induced psychosis (although some of that may just be normal retardation).

I think he’s definitely had this. The “they are chasing me with knives” thing is genuinely disturbing. He isn’t lying when he says it, he 100% believes it and is terrified.

Someone in this thread linked to an eerily similar story of some alchy who called the cops saying there were Mexicans under his bed with knives and he died that same night from alcoholic shit

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

alcohol induced psychosis (although some of that may just be normal retardation).

I don't think he was doing any of the screaming paranoia stuff until the heavy drinking started. Before the drinking he seemed to be a normal dime a dozen autistic dude so I think you're onto something with the psychosis. I would hazard that it isn't regular alcoholism drunkenness

I think you're also right it won't end well. He'll probably end up in that 27 club sooner than later if he doesn't pull up tbh

 

[AnOminous]

Someone in this thread linked to an eerily similar story of some alchy who called the cops saying there were Mexicans under his bed with knives and he died that same night from alcoholic shit

That was jazz musician Bix Beiderbecke, and it wasn't the cops, it was his landlord who responded to his screams. He died almost immediately after being told there were no Mexicans under his bed. The autopsy said he had pneumonia, but he was also a known alcoholic. I don't think they figured out if it was delirium from the pneumonia or alcohol poisoning or whether the pneumonia was caused by the alcoholism, but he was known to be in pretty bad shape at the time.

 

[Palmer Bangs]

Captain has some kind of mark on his lower lip - did he fall and eat shit, or just another alcohol stain?

I think the following videos occurred before the video above

Based gets pressed by a tattoo shop worker/owner who himself has an autistic brother

Another crashout. It keeps getting said and it never happens, but I still think he's cruisin for a bruisin.

Where do you guys think he's gonna be spending Thanksgiving? I'm betting by himself, but Based is obviously an option. Definitely not going to see his grandparents if he can't get drunk.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

Another crashout. It keeps getting said and it never happens, but I still think he's cruisin for a bruisin.

i think josh knows that he can throw is weak punches at the stalker children but he would not do this to a real random nigga

 

[Palmer Bangs]

i think josh knows that he can throw is weak punches at the stalker children but he would not do this to a real random nigga

Yeah, he knows there's a line and he'll push it, but he's been gettin in some random niggas faces lately (mostly women like a coward). I think he could use a good smack or two to help with an attitude adjustment. I'm surprised Based hasn't pimp slapped him yet.

 

[ᚠᚢᚦᚩᚱᚳ]

Doing 190 proof shots now, it's over for him

He's essentially drinking solvent at this point.

Josh going to get a Block Coin tattoo

That goes back to one of my first posts in the thread, that Josh's boomers are turning him into themselves. Soon, he'll have so many individual tattoos of his stupid fixations like caviar, gotten drunk at places that are open until 3:00, it'll be someone's job to stitch them together into some kind of extremely autistic tattoo sleeve.

i love that josh's only forms of self defense is screaming, biting his own hand, and crying. peak mental asylum behavior

There's also shouting "somebody do something" and calling the cops but instead of reporting an emergency, calling them niggers and lying about your paycheck to them.

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Digging more into Block Coin [a], it is the bottom of the barrel of shitcoins: it is a Solana derivative created on pump.fun [a], a shitcoin exchange similar to Cryptsy back in the day except now with a Generate Shitcoin button added. It's designed in the style of an imageboard's catalogue view, which has wider social implications.

The joshblockcoin.com domain is registered via a company called Porkbun, a small and seemingly quite legit domain registrar. If I had to guess without speculating too much, Carl (the same guy whose porn star wife Mr. Based force fed, kissed, and stuck his finger up her anus) teamed up with some 4chan tech bro to milk the scene once more.

That seems to be the case because the developer wallet [a] held 13.30% of all coins and wallet Cx8u7w [a] held 27.36% of all coins, followed by a long tail of small owners of 2% max ownership or so. I use the past tense because the completion sliders are at 100% and it was basically sold on /biz/ on steroids. The needful was done.

I can imagine a scene where they told Mr. Based, "you're gonna make an extra $5,000 in one night," then over the course of the stream Mr. Based realizes that they were just paying him a pittance from the shitcoin profits. Because Mr. Boomer thinks his stream is so awesome that everyone's gonna buy the coin because he's an "NYC rockstar," when in reality some guy who seems to kinda hate him is just using him to extract profit from the disturbingly large overlap of the Redditor and shitcoin trader demographics.

It's clear that exactly two people profited from this and Mr. Based was not one of them.

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Leaping Lemur, who probably lurks this thread, brought on some guy who does not seem to know that Carl is not a random guy but one whose wife was 30 seconds away from Mr. Based drunkenly raping her on camera.

 

[Filipenisfan420]

Almost certainly late but,

What kind of 'artist' would not only agree to tattooing an obviously drunk man, which is a no no for anyone with common sense and a license, but also let said ethically shady work be promoted online?

 

[Palmer Bangs]

I can imagine a scene where they told Mr. Based, "you're gonna make an extra $5,000 in one night," then over the course of the stream Mr. Based realizes that they were just paying him a pittance from the shitcoin profits. Because Mr. Boomer thinks his stream is so awesome that everyone's gonna buy the coin because he's an "NYC rockstar," when in reality some guy who seems to kinda hate him is just using him to extract profit from the disturbingly large overlap of the Redditor and shitcoin trader demographics.

It's clear that exactly two people profited from this and Mr. Based was not one of them.

Thanks for taking the time to document this, I actually thought Based was behind the rugpull but I can definitely see it going down the way you described.

Leaping Lemur, who probably lurks this thread, brought on some guy who does not seem to know that Carl is not a random guy but one whose wife was 30 seconds away from Mr. Based drunkenly raping her on camera.

Leaping Lemur your voice is mega gay enough said

 

[AnOminous]

What kind of 'artist' would not only agree to tattooing an obviously drunk man, which is a no no for anyone with common sense and a license, but also let said ethically shady work be promoted online?

A shitty one. Most people who get and give tattoos are degenerates. It's not just bad becuase people make shitty decisions (which the scratcher is banking on) but because it's a blood thinner the recipient bleeds like a stuck pig and it messes up the tattoo which then doesn't heal well.

 

[Figantic Gaggot]

A shitty one. Most people who get and give tattoos are degenerates. It's not just bad becuase people make shitty decisions (which the scratcher is banking on) but because it's a blood thinner the recipient bleeds like a stuck pig and it messes up the tattoo which then doesn't heal well

a good chunk of piercers and artists in major cities have no morals when it comes to that sort of thing. they'll tattoo/pierce you drunk, high, etc with no minimum age requirement, with the cheapest/low quality equipment to make a quick buck. Not to mention that they don't consider anatomy on top of it with certain piercings. it's one of the things i hate about that industry the most, they give practitioners who care (like myself) a black eye.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

I think he could use a good smack or two to help with an attitude adjustment.

for some odd reason I have a strong intuition that someone is gonna bash his skull in. Fanfic farms moment though its solely based on how weirdly proportioned his head is with his gangly skeleton body.

 

[VF-1S Valkyrie]

for some odd reason I have a strong intuition that someone is gonna bash his skull in. Fanfic farms moment though its solely based on how weirdly proportioned his head is with his gangly skeleton body.

With the amount of maladjusted people who walk the streets of Manhattan 24/7, I'm always just shocked that it hasn't happened already. Even if only because he just screams 'steal my phone' in a visual sense. The kid has some kind of CWC-ish Teflon Tard Effect going on, there's no explanation for why he can be like this and go all the places he goes, absolutely shitfaced at all times, without getting physically victimized by somebody.

 

[ᚠᚢᚦᚩᚱᚳ]

Thanks for taking the time to document this, I actually thought Based was behind the rugpull but I can definitely see it going down the way you described.

No worries. Parts are probably inaccurate because I don't understand shitcoins, especially those based on smart contracts like Solana, which as far as I can tell is an Ethereum knockoff.

Looking at pump.fun's bubble map, the top wallet is called "Raydium Authority V4," a decentralized exchange. I interpret this as 25% of all circulating coins being cashed out to Raydium, who powers pump.fun's trading interface. The developer still holds about 13% and is the single biggest $BLOCK wallet, worth about $10,337.

The data for the token itself are interesting, too. I'm not sure where Mr. Based's $70,000 comes from as I missed the stream, but that's roughly the current market cap. It also seems like the pump and dump really didn't happen as planned, which is why Eric the developer pushed for a "relaunch" and Carl the cuck was asking Mr. Based for money.

This obviously won't work because the fish is already dead. The graphs for $BLOCK are down and to the right, making it one of many fantastic /biz/ investment opportunities to buy high and sell low. It seems like they really did sink about $4,000 into this coin, meaning whoever provided those funds got scammed unless they cash out ASAP.

Anyone who holds a share of the 25% on Raydium from before the 27th is safe and maybe profited. Happy Thanksgiving.

 

[Palmer Bangs]

Looks like it was just a stain, happy Thanksgiving, and don’t forget to add a little everclear to your drink today

 

[BigPeanut]

Yeah, he knows there's a line and he'll push it, but he's been gettin in some random niggas faces lately (mostly women like a coward). I think he could use a good smack or two to help with an attitude adjustment. I'm surprised Based hasn't pimp slapped him yet.

The amount of cruelty some of you people show toward actual Retards is disturbing. I think it’s been pretty solidly confirmed over the last few centuries that beating retards doesn’t make them become or act less retarded.