🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[SpergChud]

>Doxes the student that paid him, name is visible at the top of the page.
>Has Ideal_Bubble_Butt.JPG visible in the downloads bar.
>Has a tab open asking how much TRT is.

Never change Burt

Reading out his youtube tags verbally in the video for the algorithm... I have a suspicion it does not work that way. Guys a fucking character, and I believe he got his MENSA membership by studying the shit out of IQ test questions like you're not supposed to, or maybe just normal cheating as he seems keen to do.

 

[jallsballs]

Burt gives a house tour pretending to be Jim O'Hara (2022). He claims he's married and lives with his mother. He lives in a 3 story, 3 family house. They all live together on the first floor, they rent out the second floor to tenants and have the 3rd floor for guests and their cats. It's full of garbage.

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It isn't too bad until you get to the cat apartment

 

[goosecaboose]

>Doxes the student that paid him, name is visible at the top of the page.
>Has Ideal_Bubble_Butt.JPG visible in the downloads bar.
>Has a tab open asking how much TRT is.

Never change Burt

Don't forget the pinned bookmark in the toolbar for BB (Bubble Butt? Black Bull?) Pix on Pinterest.
I assume CL Cities is a Google Sheets for craigslist cities, probably part of his cucking services empire.
Also he has the intuition to use a VPN but doesn't care about doxing his client, putting her up for getting her degree revoked.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

I felt Xavier was really underutilized this season. After Famous House 2.0 it felt like the show was going to lean on him more with that Burt tutorial thing and the mentioning of vampires. They probably had something bigger planned with him but it fell through.

I also thought they were going to do something with Xavier after the Burt forest thing but they just never did. Was really disappointing. Burt was literally the perfect candidate for a Xavier mission.

 

[Spergichu]

Oh god the last couple days he was talking about creating a new persona called “Burt Bronx” or something else I can’t remember, another silly normal-to-Burt sounding second name. I’ll try to remember it.


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So much for being Trump's top guy...

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

Reading out his youtube tags verbally in the video for the algorithm... I have a suspicion it does not work that way. Guys a fucking character, and I believe he got his MENSA membership by studying the shit out of IQ test questions like you're not supposed to, or maybe just normal cheating as he seems keen to do.

There are some people who have a talent for taking tests and filling out forms, but are absolute retards about everything else. This talent makes them look smart and helps them succeed in some ways, but doesn't prevent them from doing things like getting catfished or buying into an MLM scam or joining a cult. This is Burt. 99% chance he'll be catfished by a fat, 50 yr old Armenian woman with a moustache pretending to be a 23 year old twink with a hunger for black urban ripped trainer cock within a year.

I mean, for a talent, I guess it's not a bad one to have, but it's not the same as being genuinely intelligent. And charisma is even better than test-taking talents or high intelligence.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

I also thought they were going to do something with Xavier after the Burt forest thing but they just never did. Was really disappointing. Burt was literally the perfect candidate for a Xavier mission.

Seriously they should've moved everyone to Schitty instead of going on that road trip.

 

[Siento Siendo Riendo]

Seriously they should've moved everyone to Schitty instead of going on that road trip.

They should have move them to S2 house just to fuck with burt more with the multiple houses thing

 

[Mörkö]

Seriously they should've moved everyone to Schitty instead of going on that road trip.

That's what I thought was going to happen. I had a bit of a schizo moment and was 100% sure that they had all of this planned, that it was a big audience gaslight and they would be dropping off the fish after a few hours in a newly renovated (for winter) Schitty. It would have been perfect since only Burt would have known anything about it and no one would have believed a word he said. Oh well.

 

[anliteralidiot]

I felt Xavier was really underutilized this season. After Famous House 2.0 it felt like the show was going to lean on him more with that Burt tutorial thing and the mentioning of vampires. They probably had something bigger planned with him but it fell through.

I also thought they were going to do something with Xavier after the Burt forest thing but they just never did. Was really disappointing. Burt was literally the perfect candidate for a Xavier mission.

Seriously they should've moved everyone to Schitty instead of going on that road trip.

I was getting Jim O'Hara levels of schizo in sneedchat, because... Everything was leading up to Bloodgames 2, I thought, even if it was inside the house.

• Xavier interacting with Burt more than once, physically, and in the TTS messages.
• What's the point of giving Burt a gaming tutorial, like he had as Gold Burt if there wasn't going to be a full game? Binx wouldn't need a tutorial for a LARP, and Payton... You can explain things to Payton, not to Burt.
• The RV could've been for shelter, since it was too cold to sleep at Basse Camp.
• Fatty dressing in LARP costume, as a Red Dead Redemption... Like Deputy Brian. Fatty also made remarks about being cold, and the fish not having enough clothes.
• Payton telling Burt something about going outside, worried about him being broken.
• Jet told Binx they were going to get nerf guns...

 

[Ancient Pioneer]

Seriously they should've moved everyone to Schitty instead of going on that road trip.

Schitty doesn't exist any longer, all the buildings are destroyed and burned long ago not to mention the average temperature was something like 40 degrees with it dropping into the teens at night.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

I was getting Jim O'Hara levels of schizo in sneedchat, because... Everything was leading up to Bloodgames 2, I thought, even if it was inside the house.

• Xavier interacting with Burt more than once, physically, and in the TTS messages.
• What's the point of giving Burt a gaming tutorial, like he had as Gold Burt if there wasn't going to be a full game? Binx wouldn't need a tutorial for a LARP, and Payton... You can explain things to Payton, not to Burt.
• The RV could've been for shelter, since it was too cold to sleep at Basse Camp.
• Fatty dressing in LARP costume, as a Red Dead Redemption... Like Deputy Brian. Fatty also made remarks about being cold, and the fish not having enough clothes.
• Payton telling Burt something about going outside, worried about him being broken.
• Jet told Binx they were going to get nerf guns...

And they still didn't do it. What gives? Maybe it was the leaves and the weather. They had to clear the leaves for 2.5 and it probably took the wiggers awhile and that was during the summer. Late fall would've made it harder. Plus New England winters are brutal, IDK.

It still feels like a wasted opportunity.

Schitty doesn't exist any longer, all the buildings are destroyed and burned long ago not to mention the average temperature was something like 40 degrees with it dropping into the teens at night.

But its soul lives on.

 

[Lowercase I internet]

I was getting Jim O'Hara levels of schizo in sneedchat, because... Everything was leading up to Bloodgames 2, I thought, even if it was inside the house.

• Xavier interacting with Burt more than once, physically, and in the TTS messages.
• What's the point of giving Burt a gaming tutorial, like he had as Gold Burt if there wasn't going to be a full game? Binx wouldn't need a tutorial for a LARP, and Payton... You can explain things to Payton, not to Burt.
• The RV could've been for shelter, since it was too cold to sleep at Basse Camp.
• Fatty dressing in LARP costume, as a Red Dead Redemption... Like Deputy Brian. Fatty also made remarks about being cold, and the fish not having enough clothes.
• Payton telling Burt something about going outside, worried about him being broken.
• Jet told Binx they were going to get nerf guns...

Thinking about it now, doing Bloodgames 2.0 with the rv for a shelter probably would have been way less controversial and universally liked. You just can't go wrong with somebody like Xavier at the helm. It also would have costed less money and effort than driving across the entire country. Maybe it wouldn't have been as monetarily friendly? But even then it's not like TTS or fishtoys were that applicable to the Vegas trip either.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Thinking about it now, doing Bloodgames 2.0 with the rv for a shelter probably would have been way less controversial and universally liked. You just can't go wrong with somebody like Xavier at the helm. It also would have costed less money and effort than driving across the entire country. Maybe it wouldn't have been as monetarily friendly? But even then it's not like TTS or fishtoys were that applicable to the Vegas trip either.

Yeah but the wiggers wouldn't get to gamble if they stayed on the property. But imagine a Ball Brothers concert on the remains of Schitty.

 

[no-exit]

She lives

Anyone in the binxcord?
https://x.com/Internets_Meme/status/1865932965530018043
EDIT: update

 

[Enig]

They should have move them to S2 house just to fuck with burt more with the multiple houses thing

I unironically thought at first the plan was to move them all into the guest house the crew were in before to leave them more cramped and unable to avoid one another in the last week.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

I unironically thought at first the plan was to move them all into the guest house the crew were in before to leave them more cramped and unable to avoid one another in the last week.

Production probably still has their offices set up in there.

 

[username1811]

I’m gonna miss sneedchat with all of you. The wait until S4 begins. From the RV interview with TTS asking questions it seems like there won’t be a mini buffer season this time like bloodglames/bitchtank. Probably a good idea if they want to get serious about improving. Either way, fun season. Lots of ups and downs.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

I’m gonna miss sneedchat with all of you. The wait until S4 begins. From the RV interview with TTS asking questions it seems like there won’t be a mini buffer season this time like bloodglames/bitchtank. Probably a good idea if they want to get serious about improving. Either way, fun season. Lots of ups and downs.

The wiggers seem serious about learning lessons about what worked and what didn't. Hopefully S4 will be more consistent.

 

[bookers]

Yeah but the wiggers wouldn't get to gamble if they stayed on the property

if it was just about gambling they could have just gone to mohegan sun or foxwoods.
they're both only like an hour away from the house

twin river is another casino that was probably like under a half hour drive but its not as big as the other two i dont think
mohegan sun and foxwoods are big boy casinos just like you'd find in Vegas

theres a shitload of casinos in new england (bc tribal indian shit)
you dont have to go to vegas for that