Philosophy Tube / Oliver Lennard / Oliver "Olly" Thorn / Abigail Thorn - Breadtube's Patrick Bateman.

[AfghanBlue]

-'I’m a 6,4 middle class white straight male so it’s a good thing I’m blind or I’d be finished in this game'.

Addressing Tube: 'so, went for the tranny angle, ey? '

Wonder how Tube will come across to a blind person. The vibes in the air. The awful voice.
It must be odd to just only hear the blatantly put on voice while not getting the info of the visual signifiers that are contributing to pretend towards femininity. Although in Tube's case it doesn't make a huge amount of difference anyway. Nevertheless, I've always thought blind people ar probably better bullshit detectors because a lot of stuff people use to signal things, beauty and displays of wealth, aren't available to muddy the picture, the only thing that gets through is what people say and do.
Give that tube made his presentation of philosophy, which is supposed to be about ideas, into a parade of lame fashion and gross agp skin display, he's likely to struggle with being received by such a person..

 

[Aquarius]

wonder if he'd start affecting his bad American accent more, or if he'd amp up his posho voice to be more of a novelty over there.

Chube’s accent is a source of constant amusement and contention for me. On one hand, the parody comics where he has a nightmarish Cockney and talks about CHUBIN’ make me smile so much. On the other hand, I hate inadvertently feeding into his working-class Northerner LARP, and most non-Britoids / real people with feelings / etc. divvy up all British accents into Scootish, Irish, gay aristocrat RP, and Cockney.

As for his actual rich boy dialect… that’s what I’m saying about the potential to pivot into voice acting. Americans are so retarded that they think Britoids sound smart and will pay good money just to have a Britoid authentically voice a Bri’ish character. He doesn’t have much hope as a live-action actor, in my opinion. I don’t think he’ll ever be financially independent that way.

The other route he could pursue is an EB1A visa for "extraordinary ability", but he's not extraordinary enough and hasn't won any of the awards that could qualify him

Eh, I don’t know, fam. People can bullshit immigration standards pretty easily. I’m not sold on the “Choobin’ Round Da’ World” theories. I’m not even sure I would like it to be the case. With that said, I will say one thing for the “Olly in L.A.” Camp: faking an EB1A is easier than you may think. Indians literally make guides to do it. I’m pretty sure some middle class dork could manage.

He is not Dr. Girlfriend! Dr. Girlfriend is petite!

And female. I’m just saying what he probably thinks, and repeating what I’ve heard troons say before.

I've never heard of any of these people, although in Abigail Harrison-Moore's defence she's there as an academic rather than celebrity.

I love how one of the women he’s playing against is an actual Abigail. Must really chafe his chube that an actual woman was born with the fairy princess name he wanted.

Hilariously Jamie MacDonald appears to be a shitlord.

Oh sick, that’s coo-

Cancel culture is just the name given to the moaning moral megaphone of the online puritan lynch mob. It’s not a real thing. It’s the Bitcoin of modern society. It has no physical base and is only believed in by wankers.

Spoiler: MFW

Bro, you’re living in the country where Maya Forstater got fired because she knew what a woman is. Where Caroline Farrow was dragged out of her home for posting. You’d have to be blind to not recogni- oh. lul

Interesting that he describes his boyfriend as "soft" and "beautiful". Do we reckon the boyfriend is actually a pooner?

Nah. If he was fucking a pooner, he’d say she looked rugged. He’s describing another man, just a man be interprets as more feminine than himself. Also, you gotta love him screaming, “I HAVE SEX I HAVE SEX GUYS LOOK I AM HAVING SEX I HAVE HAD SEX”. It’s Destiny-tier behaviour. It’s shit Hontra did in his video on promiscuity, when he ate all those oysters in an especially grotesque fashion. No one cares, tranny. We’re not impressed, we’re not jealous, and we’re not fucking you.

Addressing Tube: 'so, went for the tranny angle, ey? '

Wonder how Tube will come across to a blind person. The vibes in the air. The awful voice.
It must be odd to just only hear the blatantly put on voice while not getting the info of the visual signifiers that are contributing to pretend towards femininity. Although in Tube's case it doesn't make a huge amount of difference anyway. Nevertheless, I've always thought blind people ar probably better bullshit detectors because a lot of stuff people use to signal things, beauty and displays of wealth, aren't available to muddy the picture, the only thing that gets through is what people say and do.
Give that tube made his presentation of philosophy, which is supposed to be about ideas, into a parade of lame fashion and gross agp skin display, he's likely to struggle with being received by such a person..

Hehe, nice bit @ “tranny route”. And they’re probably gonna tell Toph Britbong that Olly is a “woman” well in advance. Cannot have him sincerely thinking Olly is a man and needing clarification on live television.

 

[Aquarius]

Apologies for double posting, but I forgot to include this Chube. He’s part of the Li’l’ Pooner Universe.

Spoiler: My creation

I tried to give him a lookalike of Princess Di’s crown because he probably beat off to her at some point. What do you think a good name would be? Chubin’ in America? Coming to L.A.? What about the tagline? “Olly was Princess of TERF Island, now he’s cumming to America”?

 

[AfghanBlue]

What do you think a good name would be? Chubin’ in America? Coming to L.A.? What about the tagline? “Olly was Princess of TERF Island, now he’s cumming to America”?

Cooming to America.

The over exaggerated cockney accent is funniest in the Tube art because it's basically completely out of left field and not at all what he sounds like, and basically completely doesn't give a fuck to be accurate, and doesn't matter because nothing at all about him is authentic.
Hence enacting a total disrespect of his entirely falsely constructed self.

 

[Dope Cat]

I find this degenerate even more insufferable than "Lilly" Contino. At least with Contino, he shows the world just how demented these freaks are through his own debauchery, even other troons dislike him because he (unintentionally) shines a light on this mental illness epidemic happening in Western nations. Olly is the opposed of Contino; troons admire Olly because he talks with a cockney accent and he portrays himself as an intellectual, philosopher and a working actor, who had a 10 second scene in Star Wars Acolyte.

It's clear that Olly is a narcissistic sociopath, completely infatuated with himself. It's also clear that dysmorphia is the least reason he trooned-out, I'd say the number one reason has something to do with fame and clout. It was a career move. He's far from a fool, he knew exactly what he wanted and what would it take to accomplish it.

Lost idiots and autists view Olly as their perfect tranny demi-god; -- a success story. To my understanding, a lot of his male followers have started to troon-out because they want to be a success story, just like their tranny Hollywood queen. Something tells me that the average stinky autist isn't going to look at a "Lilly" Contino video and think: "I want to be just like this hot chick with the comb-over."

 

[Oliver Onions]

However I'm not sure he can just move to California. He's not going to get sponsored by a company

I think Lolcow LLC would be happy to step in and get Olly where he needs to be. Let's get a petition going.

I love that even sitting down he's visibly taller than the other two men on his team.

 

[AfghanBlue]

; troons admire Olly because he talks with a cockney accent and he portrays himself as an intellectual, philosopher and a working actor, who had a 10 second scene in Star Wars Acolyte.

He does not, lol.
He speaks RP like the private school boy he is.

 

[AssignedEva]

Olly is the opposed of Contino; troons admire Olly because he talks with a cockney accent and he portrays himself as an intellectual, philosopher and a working actor, who had a 10 second scene in Star Wars Acolyte.

I can promise you that a lot of trans people I know in London do not like Ollie, although their seething about him has softened considerably since he's stopped trying to insert himself into every single trans rights protest and gone to play at being an actor (while toning down the fetish stuff). It's a bit like... imagine if the most annoying person in your life suddenly became a travel blogger. You might still find them annoying, but they're rarely about anymore and they're mostly harmless, and you end up seeing them get an article published in the Guardian's travel section and think "good for them" (while skipping over reading it).

 

[The Jackal]

since he's stopped trying to insert himself into every single trans rights protest and gone to play at being an actor

Interesting point. At one time he seemed to have ambitions to spearhead the movement - he'd show up to protests, soap box in hand, to make an impassioned, rabble-rousing speech. Now he doesn't bother except to make comments on BlueSky about how the NHS is committing genocide by not offering children a handful of hormone pills as a matter of course every time they visit their GP.

I wonder if he was conscious of the negative attitude, or he just got bored of the freedom fighter LARP and switched to the glamorous actress LARP.

 

[Dick Johnson]

Acting's always been his main goal. Everything else seems like it's been designed to raise his profile in order to make him more appealing to casting directors. The YouChoob channel, the trans activism - it feeds the narcissism in a similar way (having an audience that praises him and cheers the things that he says), but it's not quite exactly what he wants.

Maybe he was getting enough pushback in the activism ("Why is Toob making speeches like some great leader, Abi only transitioned last year!"), maybe it was just taking more time than he wanted to spend on it. But he seems to have dropped it in favor of going full-bore on the acting (and if he's not getting cast in enough parts that other people came up with than by God he'll write those parts himself. BDSM vampire bitch? Yeah baby yeah!)

I'm still 50/50 on if he'll hit a point that he concludes that the acting is never going to go where he wants and throw in the towel. Maybe he'll realize that the only parts he gets are bit roles from PhilosophyTube fans in the industry, and the ones he writes himself, and figure that he can get more acclaim and money from going back to being an 'activist'. Or maybe he'll be like Neal Breen, only appearing in his own low-budget projects.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Interesting point. At one time he seemed to have ambitions to spearhead the movement - he'd show up to protests, soap box in hand, to make an impassioned, rabble-rousing speech. Now he doesn't bother except to make comments on BlueSky about how the NHS is committing genocide by not offering children a handful of hormone pills as a matter of course every time they visit their GP.

I wonder if he was conscious of the negative attitude, or he just got bored of the freedom fighter LARP and switched to the glamorous actress LARP.

He stopped being asked, I'm pretty sure.
The smaller demo outside NHS England, where they actually had some proper aims and managed to get some movement on them, or promises for it (that is, Pooners being left with unfinished rotdogs while the NHS just let the phalloplasty contracts fall through and left multiple people in a really awful position)

This was a serious, careful thing, but it's the one where Olly turned up and gave his "my psychiatrist wants to fuck me" speech, full of bombastic, narcissistic kill the cistem roaring.
That was pretty much the end of him with a big swathe of the serious organisers. Fairly sure he tried the patience of that good law project guy too via the same flavour of behaviour on twitter.
I reckon people stopped asking him and luckily he was busy enough chasing his own shit to bother asking them, so it all worked out.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Apologies for double posting, but I forgot to include this Chube. He’s part of the Li’l’ Pooner Universe.

Spoiler: My creation

View attachment 6729016

I tried to give him a lookalike of Princess Di’s crown because he probably beat off to her at some point. What do you think a good name would be? Chubin’ in America? Coming to L.A.? What about the tagline? “Olly was Princess of TERF Island, now he’s cumming to America”?

Cooming to Amerikkka

edit: FUCK ninja'd. Whatever, I'm still proud of myself.

 

[Fire Flight]

Yeah, that'll fix it. Cali loves brickhons with mediocre acting skills.

View attachment 6704862

What the hell will California do for this dude? The homelessness rates are crazy and there are nicer blue areas to move to.

 

[Sargon's wife's son]

I can't wait for Britain to become a caliphate and this man to be chopped off a third Storey building by Allah England will be cleanse of the homosexual filth

 

[AssignedEva]

He stopped being asked, I'm pretty sure.
The smaller demo outside NHS England, where they actually had some proper aims and managed to get some movement on them, or promises for it (that is, Pooners being left with unfinished rotdogs while the NHS just let the phalloplasty contracts fall through and left multiple people in a really awful position)

This was a serious, careful thing, but it's the one where Olly turned up and gave his "my psychiatrist wants to fuck me" speech, full of bombastic, narcissistic kill the cistem roaring.
That was pretty much the end of him with a big swathe of the serious organisers. Fairly sure he tried the patience of that good law project guy too via the same flavour of behaviour on twitter.
I reckon people stopped asking him and luckily he was busy enough chasing his own shit to bother asking them, so it all worked out.

Oh, he mostly wasn't being asked.
I cannot powerlevel too much but I know for a fact that a couple of his most "famous" appearances were basically him muscling in and using his internet status to suggest to organisers he'd be "willing" to say something (whether in advance, or literally on the day). I cannot say for certain but I believe his last shot at the whole thing was Jaxon Feeler's Trans Day of Action last year, which had the poor fortune to be derailed by both October 7th and my other pet cow Elphaba who claimed the whole thing was his idea.
I also know for a fact he's had a cold shoulder in some circles. People can judge me however they want but I remain "deep cover" and I have some level of respect for people who have a specific vision and plan to do activism around it (rather than general "down with this sort of thing), and those people are not fans of Ollie, and I believe some of them have made it quite specifically known. Especially after Ollie allegedly got drunk and made a fool of himself at some of their events. Allegedly. That lot tend to overlap with Extinction Rebellion and Youth Demand and Action For Palestine (etc etc) so a lot of the radicals label Ollie a bourgeoise liberal for his failure to be sufficiently radical, which is hilarious, because "bourgeoise liberal" is often a Kiwifarm critique of him too.

 

[Cr1ms0n_&_C10v3r]

Apologies for double posting, but I forgot to include this Chube. He’s part of the Li’l’ Pooner Universe.

Spoiler: My creation

View attachment 6729016

I tried to give him a lookalike of Princess Di’s crown because he probably beat off to her at some point. What do you think a good name would be? Chubin’ in America? Coming to L.A.? What about the tagline? “Olly was Princess of TERF Island, now he’s cumming to America”?

Exactly this. There must be some kind of psychic connection between all of the Choob inspired artist intelligence because there is a much cruder rendition of this great drawing with a similar tagline which is one of my personal schizo MS Paint faves.

So good.

 

[AfghanBlue]

I find it amazing and much more than Tube deserves, that he's actually inspired a whole art movement (or breakaway strand thereof: pooner art, and work concerning him specifically have a murky details on which emerged first)
- that bring copious tears of joy to the world, so much love and laughter.
Best of all is that he can never acknowledge or enjoy it.

But it's still strange. He sucks so badly but wrought this wonder, in a way.
Perhaps it's just one of those things.
Like how WW2 = jet engines and penicillin.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Acting's always been his main goal. Everything else seems like it's been designed to raise his profile in order to make him more appealing to casting directors.

If I had to describe Choob in one word and that word couldn't be a slur it would be 'conniving'. It feels like everything he does is purely so it can go in his virtue signal portfolio and/or sizzle reel for acting.

 

[narcissistic injury]

Genuinely can't wait to see him fuck off his teammates, try to banter /be witty, not get a single answer, then out of desperation to just volunteer something, get some wrong.

*whilstles strings theme *

Shame it's not still Paxman.

How can we watch this quality programming?

 

[The Jackal]

How can we watch this quality programming?

I'm sure it'll be uploaded somewhere online soon after broadcast. If I can find it, I'll upload clips.