Orbiter 🏳️‍🌈🐱 Nick Fuentes / Nicholas Joseph Fuentes / der America First Pürrer / "Nick the Knife" - CatboyKami's ex. Flipped fed asset after January 6th. Groypers are pardoned for January 6th, still a fag. Kept Ali Akbar, brown muslim boy-hungry pedophile, around groypers knowing what he was. Hates white women more than blacks and jews.

[SnooterofSnoots985]

I'm honestly starting to believe that comments like this are just trolling

 

[Flamin Park]

Nick honestly did god's work pepper spraying that dumbass hag, who decided to show up to his house with the sole purpose of harassing him. I don't like Nick and think he's a degenerate freak, but you'd have to do some serious mental gymnastics to justify the woman's behavior.

tldr Marla Rose is fat and I would not have sex with her.

"Haha you're retarded for cutting off your index finger, real chads cut off their ring finger"

Nick has caught himself a charge and made this ugly hag relevant in exchange for what? 5 seconds of mild discomfort?


Back to your cuck shed groyper

 

[Big Miss Steak]

Nick mentioned the case briefly on his last show. His Mexican lawyer advised him not to talk about it. He's shilling t-shirts featuring the mugshot and planning to fundraise for his legal defense "and legal OFFENSE!"
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"I'm gonna beat the case... I'm gonna beat the case..." Nick said, unconvincingly

But it's not all sunshine and rainbows for Nick... he's FAT!
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I like his Christmas set ngl

- thinks 1st Amendment and stand your ground laws are related
- doesn't realize that most states with stand your ground laws stipulate that you must be in fear for your life and can't be the aggressor
- doesn't realize Illinois doesn't have stand your ground legislation

 

[MadStan]

That isn't run by Jews, though. An African-American took it over.

Sorry, Elon is above even us. Them the breaks.

 

[lester]

Prediction - Guilty plea in exchange for a lesser charge - 1 year probation, 1000 fine and 100 hours community service( hopefully SOME community service).

So, other than picking up some trash for a bit... nothing. No Bubba.

Now for the good bit, the civil lawsuit, his lawyer will try to work some kind of deal with her for Nick to pay 50,000 and settle. She'll say no where they'll up it to 100,000.
If he proceeds after not settling, this dude may be hit with a judgement that could wipe him out.

He is pretty conniving with his cash though and hiding it so auditing him may be difficult.

 

[Sea Monkey]

Nick mentioned the case briefly on his last show. His Mexican lawyer advised him not to talk about it. He's shilling t-shirts featuring the mugshot and planning to fundraise for his legal defense "and legal OFFENSE!"

So he’s gonna grift $$$ when he’s a self described millionaire? He doesn’t need the funds. He’s pulling an Andrew Tate Maxtrix Attack angle to add to his personal slush fund, and these idiots will gladly donate. Shameless money grabbing from Nickelwitz who’s got an ass tighter than a snare drum when it comes to money.

 

[Schwarzwald]

Nick honestly did god's work pepper spraying that dumbass hag, who decided to show up to his house with the sole purpose of harassing him. I don't like Nick and think he's a degenerate freak, but you'd have to do some serious mental gymnastics to justify the woman's behavior.

tldr Marla Rose is fat and I would not have sex with her.

I get where your comment is coming from in spirit, but she literally just knocked on his door, said "Hi," and he immediately peppersprayed an unarmed middle-aged woman. While hilarious and ultimately harmless, that's the ultimate bitch move coming from a 20-something dude. Absolutely shameful and cowardly, had he done that in public in front of a group of men of any race he probably would have gotten his ass kicked for it.

 

[Iron Father]

Men using pepper spray is already an immediate rainbow flag, let alone against an old woman. Nick probably owns a rape whistle too.

 

[AnOminous]

This is like in the Styxhexenhammer thread, when commenters acted like he was going to be breaking rocks on Alcatraz for getting in a fight with his girlfriend. I think a lot of Kiwifarmers don't get out much.

This is probably right but Nick is actually more likely to see time than Styx, who I actually don't think is stupid enough to go full Nicktard. Styx is getting a fine and probation, maybe not even supervised. If he even puts in a half-assed effort not to tard out completely he'll probably even get a deal that doesn't count as DV and trigger him having to give up his guns.

And I'm not saying it's hugely likely. If his lawyer is remotely competent it probably won't happen. And this is even if they raw deal him and he doesn't take it and goes to something like a trial. It's a minor crime and while the provocation didn't rise to the level of provocation that is an affirmative defense, any jury looking at it is going to recognize this is two fuckups going at each other.

People have said things about the melanin in the jury pool but even black people don't like a Karen. In fact, they especially don't like a (((white))) one because they've been on the Karening end of them before.

Now for the good bit, the civil lawsuit, his lawyer will try to work some kind of deal with her for Nick to pay 50,000 and settle. She'll say no where they'll up it to 100,000.

If he (or the actual owner who is his mom or something?) has homeowner's insurance or rental insurance there's a possibility it might even cover the defense of certain claims. It would really depend on the terms of the policy, but in a case where he was at least arguably defending his property, it might be covered.

If so, the usual process would be making a lowball offer for what is essentially not a huge claim unless someone has brain damage or is permanently gimped in some other way.

 

[I'm a Silly]

This is basically a tacit admission that Nick has formed a schismatic sect of Catholicism called “Groyperism” which purports to be the true remnant of European Catholicism.

Its founder is Nicholas J Fuentes, a pro-white Mexican who was arrested for assaulting a middle aged woman and thinks that having sex with a woman and liking your wife is gay.

Groyperisms views on sex and marriage are largely informed by Andrew Tate, a Muslim pimp who’s been brought up on sex trafficking charges. Their views on race are informed by a non-Catholic in Jared Taylor.

One need not be White or Catholic to be in a position of leadership in the religion of Groyperism. You can be a Sudanese Muslim like Myron, a half black Muslim like Sneako, a Filipino woman married to a Jewish man like Mommy Malkin, an Albanian self proclaimed pedophile like Zherka, a half black Muslim like Tate, atheists like Keith Woods and Jake Shields, and a black rapper who produces sacrilegious content like Ye (who they endorsed for POTUS).

That’s not including other non-white Groyper lieutenants such as Tenryo, Jon Miller, and ClassicGroyps.

The official credo of the Groyper religion is that you pledge to Rape, Kill and Die for Nick J Fuentes (RKDNJF). Tithing comes in the way of sending Nick superchats in which he’ll take your money and usually make fun of you.

The greatest level of grace that one can achieve in the Groyper faith is the state of being “based” according to Pope Nicholas.
This includes supporting murdering wives, raping their daughters, going on dates with Nazi Catbois and hanging out with gay men like Destiny, Ali Alexander and Milo.

Considering Nick's Sephardic priors, this sounds like Alumbrados/Jesuits: the Squeakuel.

Nick honestly did god's work pepper spraying that dumbass hag, who decided to show up to his house with the sole purpose of harassing him. I don't like Nick and think he's a degenerate freak, but you'd have to do some serious mental gymnastics to justify the woman's behavior.

tldr Marla Rose is fat and I would not have sex with her.

Re. Rittenhouse [not quoted, but mentioned upthread]: What was portrayed grossly incorrectly in the media as a White on black [they really did this] crime was, in fact, a jew vs. jews [plural!] self-defense case. Rittenhouse's capture by (((RW Grifter, Inc.))) was to be expected, many such cases. Like Kyle Rittenhouse, he has jewish roots; Fuentes is a common Sephardic name. Kyle shot 3 jews, but thinks Nick, a fellow jew, is "antisemitic," as a man who maced a fellow jew, Marla. Everyone needs to put down the crackpipe and think about this little play. I'm not saying this is beyond the realm of coincidence, but when one takes into account Nick's federal informant status, it would be a more interesting line of discourse to compare his case to alleged "White supremacists" like the Proud Boys, helmed by federal informant,

Enrique Tarrio​

so White, so SUPREEEEEEM [he's Afro-Cuban, btw].

Coincidences start to look more like cohencidences in Nick's case when every piece on the board alleging to be White in the press is either Mexican, jewish, or both.

 

[Abdul Alhazred]

"Haha you're retarded for cutting off your index finger, real chads cut off their ring finger"

Nick has caught himself a charge and made this ugly hag relevant in exchange for what? 5 seconds of mild discomfort?


Back to your cuck shed groyper

my negative feelings towards Nick are readily apparent if you read my comment. I can think that Nick is a homosexual degenerate whilst also hating the person who literally showed up to his house to harass him, the two aren't mutually exclusive. Granted, calling the police or just ignoring her are much smarter alternatives to macing, but then we wouldn't have gotten that great video, would we?

 

[CoolGuy1990]

Mugshot released
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"You said I could have a juice! "

 

[Flamin Park]

Men using pepper spray is already an immediate rainbow flag, let alone against an old woman. Nick probably owns a rape whistle too.

He uses it to make fart sounds when he farts because his bussy is blown out

 

[The Polaroid Man]

Lol karma is real.

In 2020 Nick tricked the groypers into storming the Capitol and getting arrested for his glowie handler.

4 years later Nick gets arrested after children from Tiktok and Jewish grandmas storm his front lawn.

 

[NoddingOut]

Have we even seen the entire encounter, an anon on pol said there's a chance she was hanging around his before she even started filming, otherwise how would Nick have been able to be so ready to just jump at the door with spray on his hand? If she was shouting or failed to leave after being told to it could work in his favor, however I'm not invested enough to know if this is likely.

It is kind of weird that as soon as she approaches the door he is ready with spray. Ultimately she did turn up at his house to harass him so I don't exactly feel sorry for her.

Hope he gets some community service, he would hate that.

 

[AltisticRight]

I'd think its just another coke runner from Mexico.

He has to go back.

tldr Marla Rose is fat and I would not have sex with her.

Tldr this user smashes catboy bussy

 

[The Backwards Man]

Nick honestly did god's work pepper spraying that dumbass hag, who decided to show up to his house with the sole purpose of harassing him. I don't like Nick and think he's a degenerate freak, but you'd have to do some serious mental gymnastics to justify the woman's behavior.

tldr Marla Rose is fat and I would not have sex with her.

You forgot to say "but I still think he's a fag tho" at the end. C'mon man, did you not get the Groyper astroturfing memo?

 

[barrow greeter]

evil mexican twink

 

[Sargon's wife's son]

My mom was Jewish. Wanna know pain and suffering? Just have a Jewish mum guilt trip you; they are Jedi Masters. Its long and arduous and the only thing that can stop it is death. So I know about pain and suffering; just not in the same way as my earlier generations!

I'm sorry to hear that all the guys ever knew who had Jewish families their mothers were insufferable I don't know what it is with Jewish women but they make it Italian women seem reasonable.

That's not something exclusive to him but I get your point. Almost every eceleb/political commentator thinks they deserve to be part of the elite/ruling class but don't pursue a political career because it's easier (and more profitable) to sit at home and grift. They are all sociopaths who were not given the opportunity to act out on those impulses. While I think the jewess deserved it I also can recognize that Nick probably had the desire to maze someone for quite some time (from the twitter space audio) and saw the opportunity to fulfill that desire when the jewess came to his house.

You ever met your average politician they're not bright people hell I ain't nearly won my local Senate seat by just registering as a candidate I didn't even campaign

 

[Glowie]

Local archive of Berwyn PD documents
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Pardon if this little off topic, with these arrests constantly happening does this mean Nick lost to Milo with that autistic "Baby Off" neither impregnated a woman and it's near the deadline.

Does that count as a tie?