Escape From New York: Louis Rossmann Edition - Hopefully he does not make Texas a bughive

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LMAO at this faggot in the thread Louis mentioned is the fourth result when you google his name. This is why the Kiwi Farms is better than other social media sites, Louis. We don't say "working in new york city had too many problems for a business", instead we say "trying to run a business, or even live in new york city is a herculean task due to the horrific mismanagement by officials". We tell the truth here because we aren't afraid to be horrifically racist and homophobic.

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These people will call YOU (yes you, Louis!) a Nazi every time you try to espouse your beliefs that freedom of speech is one of the most important rights in America, no exceptions. They are not your friends, they are your enemies. Don't let people like this convince you that the Kiwi Farms has a higher proportion of unironic goose stepping Nazis than any other Internet site. They would ban your ass in an instant if they could, cut your throat and shut down your business.

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I see you've replied about five or six times to these redditors in their little circlejerk thread. Do you feel foolish yet? Far be it from me to say "I told you so" to one such as you, but you would really do well to dismiss them from your thoughts and never log on to reddit again. Think of them as the insects they are, jealous of your success as a business owner and a paragon of the virtues of personal liberty. Do not accept their premise and go into their den to debate them. You cannot change their minds.
 
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rat fucker said:
There seem to be the weird belief around America that German family names consisting out of two words are always Jewish, like names ending in -Stein.
Jewish people in Germany were forced to pick german names and some of them choose fancy sounding names like Edelstein (gemstone), König (King), Zuckerberg (sugar+Hill) or Rosenthal (rose+Valley). Others just followed the old German convention of using their occupation or based their name on something regional.
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This, honestly.
I don't get the retard niggercattle fascination with "Jewish" surnames. When surnames became a thing, most people just picked their professions, something they like or used the name of the mountain ranges/creeks/plateaus and so on they lived in.
How are Jews unique? They're not. Some Jews picked a nearby mountain (Rosenburg > Mount Rosen), some picked their profession (Feinberg/Feinstein > dealing with rocks). Like, so what?
This holds true even with the Jews in China for fuck's sake who adopted surnames that were closely related to their professions.

/pol/ rots the brain. Why would Shoemaker exist as a surname?

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his is why the Kiwi Farms is better than other social media sites, Louis. We don't say "working in new york city had too many problems for a business", instead we say "trying to run a business, or even live in new york city is a herculean task due to the horrific mismanagement by officials". We tell the truth here because we aren't afraid to be horrifically racist and homophobic.
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NYC also has more occupants per chunk and a far higher population.
You just cannot manage such a massive city without some form of nasty, CPC styled mass surveillance apparatus.
Dumps aside (lol New Delhi), I don't think there's any functional megacities in the world without heavy encroachments on individual liberty. From Tokyo to Shanghai, to Sydney to NYC, it's similar, with limited freedom. Don't like it, move to a smaller city or a nice countryside town.
 
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Why are we discussing his heritage so indepth. He's from new York, there are only 3 or 4 options, Jewish Italian Central European or Irish. He clearly doesn't look like a pole or an Irish person so it's probably Italian or Jewish. I think Italian cause he looks like a berber, like someone from Italy or spain. Curved schnoz check also fails.
 
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larossmann said:
Section E: With regards to the trans opinion question:
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Okay boys, I think I cracked the case. Louis lost some business deal (edit: or a love quest) or something because he has an account here and troons tried cancelling him.
Now the last question is: does this man have a psychotic break, or is his erratic spacing the cause of having copypasted from an external editor like Obsidian.md?

I love you my man, but no amount of bending the knee will make those disgusting narcissistic autogynephiliacs on the internet take you back
 
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I don't get how you have a long ass post on the right to repair, internet culture and media portrayal only to finish it on the subject of trannies of all fucking things. The fact you decided to focus on them shows how derivative they are to any subject online. Rather than focus on your struggle you shill for them because they are seemingly the most important minority in the entire fucking world.

And this does tie to the right to repair because trannies are used over and over as justification for draconic measures, especially silencing people for going against corporations - "You don't like the last <product>? Must be because it had a trannie in the commercial/show", it is used over and over cynically and people always buy into it.
 
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wtfNeedSignUp said:
I don't get how you have a long ass post on the right to repair, internet culture and media portrayal only to finish it on the subject of trannies of all fucking things. The fact you decided to focus on them shows how derivative they are to any subject online. Rather than focus on your struggle you shill for them because they are seemingly the most important minority in the entire fucking world.

And this does tie to the right to repair because trannies are used over and over as justification for draconic measures, especially silencing people for going against corporations - "You don't like the last <product>? Must be because it had a trannie in the commercial/show", it is used over and over cynically and people always buy into it.
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Over a year since I replied to this thread and no surprises here.

I wrote some screeds some of you might be interested in digging up about how his narrative about moving to Austin never made much sense, and lo, here’s the other shoe dropping and he doesn’t really have it all together because he doesn’t know what the fuck he’s doing. He took a big paycheque, ran away from New York, and now things aren’t working out and we’re supposed to believe it’s all the fault of some Reddit trannies even though he’s the one baiting them in. Give me a break.

Louis, if you want to unfuck your life, besides stopping doing whatever stupid shit you’re up to right now, go back to New York and own the place. It’s in your blood and God knows it takes guys like you to be nasty and hardy enough to thrive in that place and make it into what it was back when, and I mean that in the best of ways. Sincerely man, get a grip.
 
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teriyakiburns said:

Never mind any of the sperging over the last few pages, Louis's real crime is that he doesn't like vinyl.
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I love vinyl and procure rare ones, but I understand his point. Digital used to have compression issues, but now it's often cleaner and the industry does all its editing digitally nowadays. Vinyl people are also really douchey. I mainly buy vinyls because the music I want to physically own is only available in vinyl.
 
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Libertarian Wario said:
Over a year since I replied to this thread and no surprises here.

I wrote some screeds some of you might be interested in digging up about how his narrative about moving to Austin never made much sense, and lo, here’s the other shoe dropping and he doesn’t really have it all together because he doesn’t know what the fuck he’s doing. He took a big paycheque, ran away from New York, and now things aren’t working out and we’re supposed to believe it’s all the fault of some Reddit trannies even though he’s the one baiting them in. Give me a break.

Louis, if you want to unfuck your life, besides stopping doing whatever stupid shit you’re up to right now, go back to New York and own the place. It’s in your blood and God knows it takes guys like you to be nasty and hardy enough to thrive in that place and make it into what it was back when, and I mean that in the best of ways. Sincerely man, get a grip.
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He was going to be charged double the rent on a store twice as small as his current one, and the new york state government was still fucking around with him. How exactly is it "in his blood" to be memed on by jews and leftists? He would have to become one of them to survive. If he stayed and retained even less of his money and sanity then how exactly would he be doing better? Are you perhaps unaware of the shadow lien filed against his business for the last decade because the government mistakenly identified him as not paying taxes properly? Here's a link:
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You may be interested in this series of videos put out by Louis Rossmann on youtube. Louis owns a laptop repair business in Texas, formerly in New York and also currently operates a nonprofit with over a million dollars in the bank that advocates for right to repair against companies like Apple and John Deere. This may be important for a schizo conspiracy theory later. Regardless, the videos themselves showcase the extreme incompetence of the new york state government. Warning: this is quite long.
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Click the post and open the spoiler to read the summary.

He detailed all of this and the average redditor still thinks he left new york because his business had "too many problems" and it was "too stressful". If you recommend someone to remain in these conditions, I will be forced to come to the conclusion that you are patently insane or a hopelessly naive idealist. Louis' business is probably doing fine, he's just a super mega autist who has high expectations for himself, and feels bad that he hasn't actually achieved much in the realm of right to repair. But it's not his fault. If he were able to change people's minds so easily, then he would have to find a new job because niggercattle wouldn't buy apple products.
 
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Soi Woh Jak said:
Why are we discussing his heritage so indepth. He's from new York, there are only 3 or 4 options, Jewish Italian Central European or Irish. He clearly doesn't look like a pole or an Irish person so it's probably Italian or Jewish. I think Italian cause he looks like a berber, like someone from Italy or spain. Curved schnoz check also fails.
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doesn't matter till he posts skull measurements.
 
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Prehistoric Jazz said:
ITT: Louis sperged, majority of thread said "hey man, you're doin fine, take a moment", discussion moved on to vinyls. Some days it's wholesome to be a kiwi.
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Been there, done that, so on and so forth.
He earned so much good will he could spend the rest of his days sperging out and I'd still respect him, even if solely for his unwavering hatred for Apple, Deere et al.
We love our spergs, don't we folks?
 
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