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Kevin has been boring as hell lately. He's been playing NieR: Automata, posting interminably about it, and also chiding others for spoiling plot points of a game that came out in 2017 as he goes through it.

From late November.
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"Biologic sex," you know, that thing Kevin can't have anymore.
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$55 on a book, badge and mug.
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1000% okay with aliens taking over.
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Doesn't like the r-word.
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Womany vibes.
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A pal endures a struggle session.
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December posts, featuring "massive pierced tits."
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TF shelf.
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The killing of the UnitedHealth CEO.
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The rest of Kevin's deep thoughts on voters and wokeness.
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Top political genius Kevin Gibes opines that in fact making the campaign more about trans issues and DEI would have won the election. Didn't he vote? Supposedly he believes there is a radical group of 6-7 million Democrats more pro tranny than him that stayed home because Harris was fake woke.
 
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Swiss46 said:
Top political genius Kevin Gibes opines that in fact making the campaign more about trans issues and DEI would have won the election. Didn't he vote? Supposedly he believes there is a radical group of 6-7 million Democrats more pro tranny than him that stayed home because Harris was fake woke.
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I'm willing to be good money there ARE a significant number of dems who didn't turn out because of the Harris campaign's failure to denounce Israel, or because they don't support a broader range of debt forgiveness for students, or any of the other thousand issues various leftwing interest groups champion.

The problem is, these groups are all or nothing on their pet issues, and if you cater to all of them you're bringing a platform of fully defunding the police to finance free gender reassignment surgeries for toddlers.

Mainstream working class people the world over are seeing a very real drop in their purchasing power, job security and life expectancy and the last thing they want to see is their governments waste time and money on culture war bullshit.

Too late into the game, the dems realised it's actually a massive liability to appoint some fat freak in a dress to be secretary for health, and the people who DID approve of stuff like that were busy eating each other alive over whether we should force people in the workplace to select preferred pronouns, or if that was literal genocide because it outed closeted trans people.
 
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It was so boring, I guess I forgot.
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It was all suspiciously quiet compared to the great tard out of 2016. And not just Kev either, it's like the vast majority were prepared for the loss and advised to stfu, which is very unbecoming for lolcows

I love Kevin suggesting he's going to leave the US haha. "Hello I have no skills, work experience or anything else useful, and also I want to leach off your healthcare system while putting nothing in for hormones and cosmetic surgery. Also my polycule needs to come with and also be dependent because I can't lift a finger to order a pizza by myself. Also can I bring all this weed with me?"

They're sure to be beating down his door any minute.

What's the over/under on his bennies? I assume whatever retardbux he lives on are a state matter and likely to be untouched as long as Colorado is decided by college retards
 
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Flamin Park said:
It was all suspiciously quiet compared to the great tard out of 2016. And not just Kev either, it's like the vast majority were prepared for the loss and advised to stfu, which is very unbecoming for lolcows

I love Kevin suggesting he's going to leave the US haha. "Hello I have no skills, work experience or anything else useful, and also I want to leach off your healthcare system while putting nothing in for hormones and cosmetic surgery. Also my polycule needs to come with and also be dependent because I can't lift a finger to order a pizza by myself. Also can I bring all this weed with me?"

They're sure to be beating down his door any minute.

What's the over/under on his bennies? I assume whatever retardbux he lives on are a state matter and likely to be untouched as long as Colorado is decided by college retards
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Had they been smarter, Kevin and company could have used griftings to buy a property in South America, somewhere which Alpaca are native to.

Then they could have carried on an alpaca focused ranch for continued grift.

But probably he is far too dependent on the health insurance and tardbux he has in Colorado to risk Peru.
 
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Had they been smarter, Kevin and company could have used griftings to buy a property in South America, somewhere which Alpaca are native to.
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That's a nice idea but you forget, the kind of brain-rotted morons they were appealing to would have had a fit because then they would have been "colonizers". Their plan only had a few steps. 1 Alpacas are cute 2. Label ourselves as a trans and alpaca sanctuary 3. Get free labor to help us produce wool that we can sell. They forgot that the kind of troons that would be willing to crash at the Tranch are lazy. Once they realized that the kind of people that buy alpaca wool are both very particular about the quality of the wool but also usually have preferred sellers that they buy from regularly they decided it was easier to just claim that they we're being threatened by Earl and his militia of rampant tire inflators. It was also too much work for them to put in the effort to produce a worthwhile product and then deal with having to market it. I know some kiwis made the bold sacrifice of buying some of their product and it had dirt and plant matter in it. At best they got a few pity sales from other troons or handmaidens. Eventually they just dumped all their unsold stock on a bunch of tribe members a long with a small pittance of other stuff so they could enjoy being a white savior.
 
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That's a nice idea but you forget, the kind of brain-rotted morons they were appealing to would have had a fit because then they would have been "colonizers". Their plan only had a few steps. 1 Alpacas are cute 2. Label ourselves as a trans and alpaca sanctuary 3. Get free labor to help us produce wool that we can sell. They forgot that the kind of troons that would be willing to crash at the Tranch are lazy. Once they realized that the kind of people that buy alpaca wool are both very particular about the quality of the wool but also usually have preferred sellers that they buy from regularly they decided it was easier to just claim that they we're being threatened by Earl and his militia of rampant tire inflators. It was also too much work for them to put in the effort to produce a worthwhile product and then deal with having to market it. I know some kiwis made the bold sacrifice of buying some of their product and it had dirt and plant matter in it. At best they got a few pity sales from other troons or handmaidens. Eventually they just dumped all their unsold stock on a bunch of tribe members a long with a small pittance of other stuff so they could enjoy being a white savior.
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At least their currently situation frees up Earl and his lads for operational support in literally murdering ADF
 
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Some Kevposts mostly chronicling his obsession with the video game NeiR: Automata.
In which Kevin does a lot of crying.

"if you're trans you have to fucking live, because every second of it is a gift to the universe and a radical act that eats away at fascism."

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Kevin has it exactly wrong, of course. Every second of his existence eats away at the universe and is a gift to fascism.

Armchair revolutionary posts
"this mythical, mystical middle ground of common sense and civility"
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"We don't want your blood money"
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Commentary about the 'death before transition' mantra
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Sentimental about growing up in Colorado
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Hellaverse
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Political punditry
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Ferengi-Kevin with his acquisitions
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Jesse Singal
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Animal husbandry
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NeiR: Automata obsession
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"In-game play time tracking caps out at 99 hours, 99 minutes, and 59 seconds"
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"I'm crying... whyyyyy am I crying"
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Crying
"When the chorus comes in during the credits boss is the first time a game has caused me to sob WHILE laughing"
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"play NeiR: Automata it might change your life?" "still kind of reeling"
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Crying
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"I went from obsessively hoarding everything ... to finding a kind of inner peace to completely letting it all go"
"Life itself is ephemeral, but my experiences are still there"
"I'm letting go of my save file"
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"I wish that someway, somehow
That I could save every one of us
But the truth is that I'm only one girl"

"this is a DEFIANTLY feminine game"

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