foam rolla
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Jan 29, 2024
I've been thinking more about the Burt dating show mini season.
Title: Love Burt's
Cast:
Burt - The main figure of the show. Contestants will try and win over Burt's favor and he'll be in charge of contest winners and eliminations. Where as Burt was the focus of ridicule in S3, in this he's in more of a faux power position where contestants are trying to win his favor. Burt would also be sitting on a golden chair through out the show.
Tai - Burt's right hand man and advisor. Tai would be there to guide Burt on what's going on in the show, give him honest advice, stop any of the contestants trying to manipulate Burt too easily. Tai would also be there to inject humor into the show and neg the contestants while building a comedic repore with Burt. I also thought having Frank Hassle in this role as an enforcer but that might break Burt's brain. Also Burt might not try and fuck Tai on the first day. I also thought Xavier would work well too.
Ben or Andrew Shultz - The shows host. He would be in charge of presenting the show, giving challenges to contestants, interviewing contestants and narrating what's going on.
Contestants - Six degenerate weirdos trying to win over Burt's favor to be the last one standing. I'm not sure what you do for a prize. Maybe do a cash prize of 10-15k? As for the cast, I'm not sure if you just have a cast of gay guys or have women or tranny's in the mix also. Since Burt is down for all types, it keeps the cast choice more dynamic.
Rooms: I'm thinking you isolate the whole show to the upstairs bedroom area. Either have all six contestants in Bedroom 3 or split contestants across room Bedroom 1 and 2 and have Bedroom 3 as a room for activities and challenges. If they do have everyone in Bedroom 3, I think they should have two camera angles like they had in Bitchtank. Maybe also put the high cameras with the zoom that are in the den into the bedroom. As for bedding, have the two bunk beds that could fit four contestants and two shitty mattresses on the floor to create competition with who's going to be a floor bitch and who gets a proper bed. Also I think they should put a camera and mic in the closet in B3 like they did in Bitchtank and make it its own space. You could even do an extreme Cell challenge and make six people survive in the closet. I've like to see the use of the TV screens used again in the rooms.
Fish tank house floor plans I stole as a reference.
Another idea would be to have rooms that reward contestants. The reward room (aka Heaven Room) could be decked out with party lights, music, maybe a bar with booze and snacks where contestants could relax and only receive positive TTS and Fishtoys. The punishment room (aka Hell room) would be painted grey with no furniture, no heat or air con. Maybe just a piss bucket. Can only receive negative TTS and negative fishtoys. Maybe have Sam's AIDs Patient Zero comedy routine played on a loop.
As for Burt's room, he'd be in the Penthouse. They would deck it out and make it fancy for Burt. Contestants can have dates with Burt in the Penthouse where they try and win over his favor. Maybe they could get the hot tub working in Burt's room too. Burt's room is where he can also relax, interact with TTS and discuss his thoughts on each contestant with the audience.
I did have the idea of instead of using the upstairs bedrooms for the show, you'd use the Yard and Flat areas and just have the team build rooms using diving walls. That way you could build out a lot of temporary, small customized rooms that have different uses. But I have no idea how you would soundproof or run enough electricity to this space.
Challenges and activities: So I thought you could have general FT style challenges to fill the day for contestants where they can win Burt Bucks or some other rewards. But then you have a nightly which are more important and maybe used for things like immunity or eviction. I think these could be built around Burt's weird themed interests.
Who can be the best prison bitch - Burt is the top prison nigga and contestants have to be his prag and hold onto pocket.
Who can be the best firefighter.
Gay nightclub dance contest.
Coach Burt gym challenge.
Who can write the best parody song praising Burt (ala Stacy's Mom)
Who can tell Burt the best cozy bedtime story.
You could have a bunch of costumes with each theme and have Burt dressing up in weird scenarios like in S3.
Also I think viewer endorsements should come back and be displayed on the screens in the bedrooms. Each night, the highest endorsed Fish gets some sort of reward. This keeps fish to be constantly entertaining to win over the audience while also serving to constantly cause drama between the fish.
Other stuff: I think it be funny if the leaned into the male centric products thing and either faked having a bunch of male product sponsors or actually got some for real. Maybe a Fleshlight sponsorship lol. As for Freeloaders, I don't know if you would need them for this? maybe when fish get eliminated and numbers drop, bring in random freeloaders for 24 hours to stir things up.
