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Is it over?

  • Yes, I am sad and need a Ben backrub :(

    Votes: 331 31.7%
  • No, we will be back, autism too strong

    Votes: 528 50.6%
  • Cams down until we roll into Bloodgames 2

    Votes: 185 17.7%

  • Total voters
    1,044
It's a good point to make that they are being paid something and there's actually a good chance that Luke and Mizzy were the ones that got paid the most money out of anyone since they both said they would only return if they got paid more than the standard weekly rate the contestants get (assuming Burt didn't actually get paid $50k)
Don't forget Turbo, she read through the contract and asked them to up her rate so she'd make more money. And they did! Turbo is a queen.
 
Sam pocketing the money shouldn't be as funny as it is, but it's incredibly funny.
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Nailed it. I like Tay and I honestly think she deserved to win season 2 but the wink wink nudge nudge shit she did around Sam made me sick. Like it was just totally obnoxious to me. A whole cast of that would be hell.
YEAAAAAAAH
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I don't see what difference it makes. Jobe probably would've agreed to be a fish at the normal pay rate as the other fish, and he would've behaved the same unless told otherwise.
I wouldn't want a bunch of Jobes as fish. Luke and Jobe are like the audience insert, they act and react in a way much of the audience would which is funny to see in the context of the other fish. I want more Burts and Alex Bs and Breezys, people who aren't just gonna laugh everything off. If they're all in on the joke there is no joke.
 
I wouldn't want a bunch of Jobes as fish. Luke and Jobe are like the audience insert, they act and react in a way much of the audience would which is funny to see in the context of the other fish. I want more Burts and Alex Bs and Breezys, people who aren't just gonna laugh everything off. If they're all in on the joke there is no joke.
That's why I said the ideal scenario would be to have half normies and half cool fans. Or even just 25% fans and 75% normies would be fine.
Oh we're ignoring Tayleigh, Greg and Shinji now?
Tayleigh, Greg, and Shinji were all paid what they were promised. What are you talking about?
 
That's why I said the ideal scenario would be to have half normies and half cool fans. Or even just 25% fans and 75% normies would be fine.
The idea of this sounds intriguing but I don't know how you would balance out the fact that the fans have a huge advantage knowing what the show is and knowing what to expect. Without contestants voting each other out, it's hard to imagine someone like a Luke or a Jobe not surviving out normie contestants 100% of the time.

Would it be better to have them as non-eligible plants encouraging the normie fish to stick it out and stay on the show once things go crazy? Or would not being eligible to win be too much of a motivation killer?
 
The bible incident was iconic but the hooker night with Fatty was the overall funniest of season 1 imo.

i'll never not be partial to jon shouting bible verses (with his mushmouthed autist lisp) at like 6am over the karaoke loudspeaker, waking up all the other fish that were still in the cell
one of the most innocently retarded spectacles i've ever witnessed. he singlehandedly ended that cell just by being annoying. season 1 was great


lol binx's lead discord mod just posted this. i think he's half bullshitting, because he's been on and off fucking with /ftl/ since the show ended, but he might actually be that retarded. who knows.
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A bit late but that ending was perfect. So surreal. Burt being handed the Zero check. Everyone leaving and him just standing there motionless, getting smaller and smaller in the camera. The music they were playing in the background. The final event of the season being Sam getting the fucking RV stuck. The final words being "Vance, can you call a tow truck" followed by a slow fade out to the fishtank logo.

Thanks to everyone who posted the clips and updates for those of us too busy to watch the ending live. See you all for season 4.


Were they actually playing that background music during the finale or did someone just add that to the clip? It added a lot to the vibe.
 
I want another mid season slop show like Bitch Tank. I'm thinking something like the Flava Flav's dating reality show but with Burt as the main guy. Instead of a mixed raced hoes, have a bunch of degenerate contestants. Maybe six all up. Run it for a tight two weeks with a minimal amount of crew and overheads. Maybe only have 3-4 rooms open in the house.

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I want another mid season slop show like Bitch Tank. I'm thinking something like the Flava Flav's dating reality show but with Burt as the main guy. Instead of a mixed raced hoes, have a bunch of degenerate contestants. Maybe six all up. Run it for a tight two weeks with a minimal amount of crew and overheads. Maybe only have 3-4 rooms open in the house.

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there was that craiglist post just before FH2.0 where someone in the providence area was looking for "male models with 6 packs for a reality show"
fisheye for the gay guy 3.5 would be fun
 
there was that craiglist post just before FH2.0 where someone in the providence area was looking for "male models with 6 packs for a reality show"
fisheye for the gay guy 3.5 would be fun

Here's hoping. It'll be good for Fishtanks already diverse LGBT roster. It would also be super funny seeing Sam constantly contain his rage walking into a room of flamboyant homos.

I think it would be fun if they do weird mid season ideas. Stuff that's not financially risky and easy enough to do in the house where they can do different concepts.

I would also like them do something with more bro type idiots. I liked Tony and Kwan from FH 2.0 because they were just moronic horny bros who were just getting into stupid drama.
 
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