Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Burt Macklin]

Is he just worried that it'd look bad for his case, or is he afraid that people will learn they did more than just talk to the kids about sex?

It blows the lid off "April was just a friend visiting" vs "the live-in cokehead nanny/girlfriend".

Isn't Nick's youngest kid 4 or 5? Sitting down and talking to a kindergartener about how mommy and daddy are fucking Uncle Aaron & Aunt April and guzzling each other's cum is borderline traumatic child abuse, and he knows the blowback he'd get. IDK much about CPS but I would think if they found out they were telling their kids (all under 16?) about sex, that's also borderline childhood grooming or some shit. Nick knows what a sick fuck he'd look like, but thank god for April. She just can't keep her meth-mouth shut!

Been watching the Menedez Brothers doc on Netflix. Hearing how their dad apparently talked to them about sex starting around the age of 4 to get them to suck his dick, fucking sick. With that case coming back in the spotlight everywhere, and what people think today (versus in the 90s) of child molesting, child grooming, child sex talk, etc. I think it could be another reason why Nick is all up in arms. Ya look like a sick fuck.

- Wrt any charges, he said that the cops won't tell him (Aaron) beforehand so he'll probably find out on the Farms (9:05). At least he gives credit where it's due.

He didn't learn after all the talking he did about the polyqule doing drugs, getting interviewed by cops, and finding out live on air that they all got arrested, cops never tell you when they're going to make an arrest? I knew Aaron was dumb but come on dude.

 

[Nihil Jung]

Nick, go fuck yourself. Get aids and die. Homo cheerleader boy.

That's all I wanna say today to our top thread reader. Thanks for everything in here frens. Love this thread. Best archive of a losers failure of a life on the farms of all time.

In most other threads this shit would be getting top hats; here it's totally deserved.

I for one want him to live and publicly lay in the bed he has made, forever insisting it isn't a bed and he is in fact standing.

 

[stupid frog]

New post from Balldo man:

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My life = private
Your life = profit

Eat a dick, Nick. Oh wait, you already do.

 

[Particle Bored]

I'm not suggesting anyone should ever do this and I'm completely against it, but I do wonder what Nick would do if someone "joked" about his kids like this, went hunting for pictures of them etc. Would it be different when it was happening to his own children or is he such a fan of jokes about kids being sexually assaulted that he'd be fine with it?

His whole front for blocking the bodycam release was "Ermagerd! Kiwi pedos all just want to eye-rape my precious kidderinos!" (he knew as well as anyone that was bullshit, but it was his claimed objection)

 

[Folgers Can]

Very funny and weird, your post inspired me to make this video:

Rekieta's Homeschool Sex Ed​

You know, once upon a time I unironically was ready to believe that all of Nick's infamous lamentations about his parents not having been more open about their sex life just had to mean something so mundane as the best case scenario where he and Bob were grown adults chilling on the front porch for man-to-man locker room talk over scotch and cigars away from the women and children on a holiday weekend, at which point Nick finally leveled with Bob about how he and Kayla had gotten bored with each other and were looking for ways to "spice things up," followed by Bob finally leveling with Nick about how he and Celeste were once stuck in the same conundrum and solved it by quietly swinging for decades up to and including repeated trips to Hedonism II, and his sage advice was that Nick and Kayla should try it out as a last-ditch effort to cure their marital woes. Then, when Nick did exactly that and experienced every fleeting dopamine rush that he mischaracterizes as "fun" or "joy" or whatever, he then lamented how he simply wished his parents had clued him in about "the lifestyle" earlier, because if they had, he would have been able to enjoy whatever benefits he saw in it for that many more years of his short life.

I was genuinely ready to believe in that best case scenario, but instead, now, his choice this week to go out of his way to defend April's utterly insane tweets can leave no choice but to expect that the NC-17 edition of "sex ed" has been going on in that household and he wishes his parents had done him the same courtesy. Why the fuck else wouldn't he have immediately kicked her to the curb for tweeting that shit with a straight face?

 

[anionfarflung]

This is @Fapcop erasure and I will not stand for it.

Can't say I would kick her out of bed for eating crackers.

 

[Oliver Onions]

I can't think of a better punishment for Nick than being forced to tard-wrangle April for the rest of his life.

The real chef's kiss would be if Nick knocked her up and she insisted on keeping the baby. April is 100% the type to lie about being on birth control and Nick wouldn't hesitate to hit it raw.

 

[AltisticRight]

My life = private
Your life = profit

Eat a dick, Nick. Oh wait, you already do.

Fact check: FALSE
Nick doesn't eat "a dick".
One is not enough.

 

[SargonF00t]

This has appeared before in the thread, but I think some people may have missed it and I don't think this can be stressed enough, when dealing with this lying cocksucker.

“I can’t wait to tell you the whole story.”

 

[Fapcop]

The real chef's kiss would be if Nick knocked her up and she insisted on keeping the baby. April is 100% the type to lie about being on birth control and Nick wouldn't hesitate to hit it raw.

I’m sure that would just DELIGHT Kayla, with all the miscarriages and problems she had getting pregnant.

I’ll bet you April would show up at their church cooing the baby while smiling innocently to Kayla.

 

[Oliver Onions]

This has appeared before in the thread, but I think some people may have missed it and I don't think this can be stressed enough, when dealing with this lying cocksucker.

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“I can’t wait to tell you the whole story.”

>"Sorry, they will remain private."

Yeah I'll bet. Just like your marriage remained aggressively monogamous, right slugger?

 

[Fapcop]

This is @Fapcop erasure and I will not stand for it.

Thank you friend!

We all know there are plenty of farmers who look at April, mock her in public, but in their hearts of hearts, their penis whispers “Would!” At a chance for a god honest, homewrecking, long legged Minnesota 6.

I will bear their cross. Alone and unthanked.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

The real chef's kiss would be if Nick knocked her up and she insisted on keeping the baby. April is 100% the type to lie about being on birth control and Nick wouldn't hesitate to hit it raw.

When the Viagra commercials warn you about "do not take Viagra if you're taking nitrates for chest pain", "nitrates" includes amyl nitrate i.e. poppers. It probably is also bad to mix with the research chemicals Nick uses. Very likely he is totally impotent and capable of penetration only with a balldo.

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

I can’t wait to tell you the whole story... wait, the whole story is absolutely gay so it will remain private, sorry.

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

I can't think of a better punishment for Nick than being forced to tard-wrangle April for the rest of his life.

What about the Electric Chair?

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

What about the Electric Chair?

The balldo will insulate him

 

[KittyLoaf]

This has appeared before in the thread, but I think some people may have missed it and I don't think this can be stressed enough, when dealing with this lying cocksucker.

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“I can’t wait to tell you the whole story.”

I had noticed this little pivot. Rate me optimistic but I'm hoping his sudden wish for everything to be private (again) has something to do with an ongoing investigation regarding his Aaron obsession.

The idea of Nick getting arrested in time for Christmas or the New Year for his cyber trespassing (?) because he was jilted makes me giggle.

 

[卐ㅤㅤ]

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Do they just buy a separate card for Kayla, then, or is that Aaron's job?

 

[Desktop User2]

Fact check: FALSE
Nick doesn't eat "a dick".
One is not enough.

I rate this post 2/5 balldos on the "Nick posting" scale. You need to be more obtuse and defensive, do better.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

This has appeared before in the thread, but I think some people may have missed it and I don't think this can be stressed enough, when dealing with this lying cocksucker.

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“I can’t wait to tell you the whole story.”

I don’t know why he thinks anyone cares. Keep it private or “tell the true story” no one is gonna care just like how nick never cared about amber heards’ truth or whatever. You’ll never convince the majority of people you aren’t an addict and child neglected