Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Fapcop]

His standards on what constitutes a pedophile were way looser regarding Montagraph, weren´t they? I hope Monty don´t get to know Nick doesn´t think that people that claim online to lust for kids cannot be considered pedophiles on their word alone.

He really is such a disingenuous piece of shit.

*Hates fat people and pedos.
*Moderately Sean comes on, HEYOO let’s fire up the unfunny sandwich jokes for the umpteenth time!
*Obese Melton waddles on, talks about fucking kids 24/7: Heya, no big deal! He hates the same guy Nick hates! Let’s tithe this gross tub of lard at 2am!

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Did Nick ever specify what grad school? I am dying laughing if Nick ever thought he could get into the University of Texas with his assuredly mediocre grades from a no-name University.

Wouldn't surprise me. Nick lives in his own little narc world. He fancies himself a smooth talker, a genius, and the smartest man in the room. Unfortunately, his plans tend to hit a snag whenever anyone sees through his shallow credentials, stack of money, or basic language games. That's how Coke Skelly Nicky can claim he's chatting women at the bar every night and he's irresistible and knows all about relationships when in truth some woman nodded politely and accepted the money for a free drink. So I totally believe Nick thought he could get into grad school at a decent college or do chemical engineering or any other idea he had for a career before he banged headlong into reality, seethed in his dorm room at the one-man underwear party, and later spun a tale that made him look good.

I think we're really underestimating how stupid Nick is. He really is dumb enough to believe a lot of shit. He might not be lying when he says shit like that, or says how great of a plea deal he's about to accept. He genuinely believes it, because he's stupid and thinks his narc tactics work on people besides his fellow addicts and literal children. I think it's because a lot of people in this thread were tricked by him at one point, but there's no doubt in my mind he was ever anything but a midwit at best even before his anorexia, alcoholism, and drug addiction turned him into a literal retard.

 

[Burt Macklin]

I'm not suggesting anyone should ever do this and I'm completely against it, but I do wonder what Nick would do if someone "joked" about his kids like this, went hunting for pictures of them etc. Would it be different when it was happening to his own children or is he such a fan of jokes about kids being sexually assaulted that he'd be fine with it?

You mean like how he's trying to hide bodycam footage "cuz of muh kidz"? Jokes my ass.

UT Texas Austin. Is this a GOOD school?

UT Austin is a good enough school that Nick would probably never have been admitted into the english program there as a transfer student. Just to give some perspective, the school Nick went into in Minnesota has an acceptance rate well over 90% and its difficult NOT to be accepted there.

This guy is fucking delusional. UT is a very good school. Had friends who tried to transfer into UT, even thru sports, and were rejected. The guy went to college where all you needed was a pulse and a pencil for a reason. He's proving that everyday. He truly thinks were all idiots.

 

[TherapyMan]

UT Texas Austin. Is this a GOOD school?

UT Austin is a good enough school that Nick would probably never have been admitted into the english program there as a transfer student. Just to give some perspective, the school Nick went into in Minnesota has an acceptance rate well over 90% and its difficult NOT to be accepted there.

For undergrad, UT Austin (aka main campus UT) is a top 10 in the country public university (considered a "public Ivy" by some people's accounts) and generally a top university nationwide.* To get into a graduate program at UT, you generally need really stellar academics beyond what you'd need to get into their undergrad program. Pure fantasy from Nick that he had a snowball's chance in hell of transferring.

*The only reason why UT's acceptance rates are marginally higher than say, University of Virginia or NYU is because Texas has an automatic admission process for Texas students who are in the top 6% of their graduating high school class.

 

[dustnight]

Nick's defending pedos again.
Translation: Bruh, it's just a joke as long as it's Aaron's kids he wants to touch.

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[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

For undergrad, UT Austin (aka main campus UT) is a top 10 in the country public university (considered a "public Ivy" by some people's accounts) and generally a top university nationwide.* To get into a graduate program at UT, you generally need really stellar academics beyond what you'd need to get into their undergrad program. Pure fantasy from Nick that he had a snowball's chance in hell of transferring.

*The only reason why UT's acceptance rates are marginally higher than say, University of Virginia or NYU is because Texas has an automatic admission process for Texas students who are in the top 6% of their graduating high school class.

Nick couldn't dream of getting within 500 miles of any of those schools.

And remember - this is a guy who, phrased very conservatively, came from a solid economic background, had two parents in the home, and went to a decent high school. He had every advantage but couldn't make the cut anywhere, either for college or for law school. He didn't have to work during school or even pay his own way. He has nerve thinking he's a "smarter-than-you" guy.

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

Nick defends pedos because he's dangerously close to being one.

I said what I said. Look at what his porn interests are, the comments he makes about his wife, his interests in younger women....

Slippery slope is a ski jump for Nicky.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

This guy is fucking delusional. UT is a very good school. Had friends who tried to transfer into UT, even thru sports, and were rejected. The guy went to college where all you needed was a pulse and a pencil for a reason. He's proving that everyday. He truly thinks were all idiots.

For undergrad, UT Austin (aka main campus UT) is a top 10 in the country public university (considered a "public Ivy" by some people's accounts) and generally a top university nationwide.* To get into a graduate program at UT, you generally need really stellar academics beyond what you'd need to get into their undergrad program. Pure fantasy from Nick that he had a snowball's chance in hell of transferring.

Too bad lying isn't an NCAA sport, then Nick could get into UT Austin and be like Texas Longhorns star Vince Young, literally the dumbest NFL quarterback in history who peaked in college, flopped in the NFL, went bankrupt, and got fired from a DEI job at UT Austin whilst racking up many DUI arrests. Definitely some similarities, maybe he'd be interested in sharing Kayla.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Nick prides himself on being true and honest about his sex life, mentioning he wishes his parents were more open about their sex life when he was younger... Except in this one specific case where his ex concubine claimed Nick and her talked to Rekieta's kids about their sex life. In fact, this in particular really seems to trigger him.

Funny and weird.

Very funny and weird, your post inspired me to make this video:

Rekieta's Homeschool Sex Ed​

Spoiler: YouTube Upload

https://preservetube.com/watch?v=ZYAYD2rGBlY

Spoiler: SOURCES

# Clips sources:
• Rekieta thinks it's good that his kids are going to see about his sex life | Rekieta's parents never talked to him about sex | Rekieta would like to know about his parents sex life | Rekieta thinks having kids destroys one's body
Kiwi Farms user @Shush clips

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/post-13923738

• Rekieta is an Exhibitionist | Rekieta let someone disparage him, his wife and his girlfriend | April is awesome | Rekieta wants to talk about April's genitalia | Kayla's private life was unconsensually broadcasted to the world | April's genitalia smells great | Rekieta wishes for April's hot pocket
THIS LITTLE PIGGY: A Steel Toe Morning Show Roundtable Discussion (November 8, 2024) | Nobody Likes Onions

https://youtu.be/zz35W4CYEpg

• Rekieta is not a weird polygamous person and should not be messing with other woman
Rekieta Law Therapy Sessions re: Underwear Parties | Elissa Clips

https://youtu.be/OV_gILJT8rs?t=77

• Rekieta used to think that you should not be talking about the sex life with your spouse, this is part of the marriage commitment
Drex Returns and We Talk Some Halloween Topics Like Being Married to Jada Pinkett Smith | Rekieta Law

https://youtu.be/XcFqKCo3bs4?t=11126

# April's Tweet

https://x.com/April_Law1111/status/1855386903576527294

https://archive.ph/2JLsA

# Song:
What you wish for · Lyn · アトラスサウンドチーム · アトラスサウンドチーム · アトラスサウンドチーム

https://youtu.be/_g7lIAnLYKI

 

[Vibralldo]

Why does he even bother with these vagueposts? They contain no information.

He's seething about something so he isn't able to contain his seething. He won't admit the truth, but he HAS to talk about it.

Either he thinks it'd be bad for his case or April and him did a bit more than just "talking' in front of the kids

He really is such a disingenuous piece of shit.

*Hates fat people and pedos.
*Moderately Sean comes on, HEYOO let’s fire up the unfunny sandwich jokes for the umpteenth time!
*Obese Melton waddles on, talks about fucking kids 24/7: Heya, no big deal! He hates the same guy Nick hates! Let’s tithe this gross tub of lard at 2am!

I've yet to see anything Nick has been consistent on.

 

[Desktop User2]

Very funny and weird, your post inspired me to make this video:

I´m still laughing at him thinking his kids being educated via Twitter about his limp dick and the vile crack whore was somewhat better than sitting with them explaining the birds and bees.
Not to mention that he confirmed our worst fears that the kids are indeed exposed to his sexting with the vile meth whore.

 

[AnOminous]

I´m still laughing at him thinking his kids being educated via Twitter about his limp dick and the vile crack whore was somewhat better than sitting with them explaining the birds and bees.
Not to mention that he confirmed our worst fears that the kids are indeed exposed to his sexting with the vile meth whore.

Remember this faggot claims his kids are totally okay with their mom being a whore and their dad being a cuck and having a coke slut he parades around in public.

They're totally fine with getting dragged out of their home by cops, who beat down their door with a battering ram, begging for clothes because they're filthy from their scumbag dad not even giving them clean clothes, they're totally okay with not being fed, they're totally okay with having a whore for a mom and a cuck for a dad, who parades his coke slut all around town while every other kid in town knows what's going on.

Don't believe the evidence of reality, though, believe the lies of Nick Cokieta.

Father of the year here.

 

[Thunderous Lightning]

Nick, go fuck yourself. Get aids and die. Homo cheerleader boy.

That's all I wanna say today to our top thread reader. Thanks for everything in here frens. Love this thread. Best archive of a losers failure of a life on the farms of all time.

 

[Melty Butter]

A quick Aaron update. Will Herren made a 10 min. clip from Aaron's members-only stream.

- Aaron discussed Melton and the cops: " They're already monitoring him and they already have more than enough stuff. " (0:57)
- Wrt any charges, he said that the cops won't tell him (Aaron) beforehand so he'll probably find out on the Farms (9:05). At least he gives credit where it's due.

 

[AltisticRight]

Rich of this retarded skelly freak who thinks metabolites can be metabolised outside of the human body through mere interaction between a glove and strands of hair to think he can get admitted into one of the top universities in the country. It might be hard for him to realise that reading a few abstracts won't make the cut.

I'm not suggesting anyone should ever do this and I'm completely against it, but I do wonder what Nick would do if someone "joked" about his kids like this, went hunting for pictures of them etc. Would it be different when it was happening to his own children or is he such a fan of jokes about kids being sexually assaulted that he'd be fine with it?

He's "joked" about marrying his children to local Somali Muslims or something in similar paedophilic gross fashion before. Back then, most probably awkwardly blew it off as a morbid disgusting joke but now knowing that his KEEEDZ are in the way of his ideal libertarian lifestyle, there's a non-zero chance that he'd actually go through with it.

Gator fantasies about procreation with a blonde Aryan Puerto Rican while skelly wants to marry his children to Muhammad Al-cracka-deala. Sad.

 

[Niggernerd]

It feels like nicks been quiet since his "heavy stuff at home" happened. I wonder if he's been begging ralph to not snake

 

[Vibralldo]

It's very funny and weird that the rediscovery of April's comments implying her and Nick talked to his kids about their sexual relationship affected Nick enough to break his silence and even make a new blog post.

Is he just worried that it'd look bad for his case, or is he afraid that people will learn they did more than just talk to the kids about sex?

 

[MechanicusAdmin]

Remember this faggot claims his kids are totally okay with their mom being a whore and their dad being a cuck and having a coke slut he parades around in public.

They're totally fine with getting dragged out of their home by cops, who beat down their door with a battering ram, begging for clothes because they're filthy from their scumbag dad not even giving them clean clothes, they're totally okay with not being fed, they're totally okay with having a whore for a mom and a cuck for a dad, who parades his coke slut all around town while every other kid in town knows what's going on.

Don't believe the evidence of reality, though, believe the lies of Nick Cokieta.

Father of the year here.
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[anionfarflung]

Very strange. I wonder if Nick will see this post, and talk about how Kiwi Farmers are dreaming about him now.

I have had at least a half dozen dreams about visiting Nick in Minnesota. Both just me because I happened to be there and also because dream Nick had some fan shindig dream there.

 

[Melty Butter]

It's very funny and weird that the rediscovery of April's comments implying her and Nick talked to his kids about their sexual relationship affected Nick enough to break his silence and even make a new blog post.

Is he just worried that it'd look bad for his case, or is he afraid that people will learn they did more than just talk to the kids about sex?

I'm convinced Nick's freak-out and parsing about April's tweet is related to BOTH cases. Keep in mind that Kristen Pierce is the ADA for both.

- I think it's related to his CPS case (he's still being monitored, for sure) because he was also very concerned with Keanu's public revelation about April in the second home. They have likely created a paper trail that April's presence is problematic.

- I think it's related to the criminal case due to the possible no-contact order that this thread has discussed at length. Nick may be trying to carve April out of said no-contact in the plea agreement. His efforts to do so is compromised by her tweet saying that she's discussed sex stuff with the kids. It's not a coincidence that she protected her X account right after the mysterious delay in the guilty plea.

IANAL but my understanding is that plea agreements can be fairly flexible. This is all pure speculation.