WhatifAltHist / Rudyard Lynch - History youtuber, galaxy brained, no credentials and no sex

His Tweets are so jampacked with smugness, autism and retardation I can't help myself:
Someone asked Rudyard a simple question, to define God, and he calls anyone who asks that a nerd and very verbosely states that 'everyone knows what God is' without actually answering.
Extremely rich of him to criticize others for unnecessarily over-analyzing and pontificating. And dear God, he really has based his entire worldview on the Mouse Utopia, he must think he is so clever and he can see how things TRULY are.
Rudyard explains how 'normies' are basically broke loser incels with no 'meaningful values', pondering as to why they haven't killed themselves yet.
What an absolute fucking doozie of a Tweet... especially this bit: "Like I meet these people and I think “you lack the toughness and values to survive this world. Why haven’t you had a psychological breakdown which forces you to go through a process of metamorphosis into becoming better due to realizing your current evolution strategy has already completely failed.”"

Ignoring how incredibly arrogant, awkward, autistic and stupidly this is written... who exactly does he think he is? I remember the reasons he gave for 'not being an incel loser', it wasn't "I own a heathland and I am skilled in subsistence farming", "I am a skilled survivalist and can tame the wilderness" or "I am skilled in combat and would come out on top in any primitive society". No, he is a chad in his mind cause "He makes six figures and drives an Audi". For someone who pays so much lip service to pre-industrial and even pre-agricultural societies, he sure embodies the modern urban normie he seems to despise so much. He lives in fucking TEXAS and doesn't even own guns, what an immense pussy.

Rudyard again insults his own audience, detailing how God and all of their ancestors make fun of them for being losers.
You know when he says "God and your ancestors" he really means "Me, Rudyard, the great judge of men". He really does think his Celtic ancestors who fought Rome would look proudly on him as the successor of their legacy, utterly impressed by his weak, rotund body and feminine disposition.

Rudyard explains how he doesn't have to properly spell things because Shakespeare and the founding fathers didn't have to centuries ago, seemingly arguing that there should be no standardized spelling.
"Well, hand washing wasn't standardized until the 20th century, in fact I don't think Isaac Newton or Archimedes ever washed their hands, so stop asking me to wash my hands after I poop, MOM".
Another Rudy-ism, casually putting himself on the same level with legendary figures. I am sure you have a similar mastery of language, writing and writ as Shakespeare did, bud, that's why you are allowed to bend the rules.

Here's a gigantic word vomit of Rudyard explaining honor like a Klingon.
Holy shit this is so autistic, how can anyone over-analyze social interactions so much and still get laid... oh wait.

This is pure cope. When other kids called him a far queer retard, they didn't actually mean it, they were just testing his character in order to induct him into their mafioso lifestyle.

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A couple of other gems I found, they speak for themselves, really:
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He has some bad takes in his videos, but his X account will be his downfall. The dumb stuff he's said in his videos pales in comparison to the pure, triple distilled cringe and cope he posts on X.
I'm surprised that Rudyard hasn't talked at all about what's happening in Syria. The turkish puppets are likely to form part of the new goverment that will topple Assad, and that would go in line with his neo-ottoman simping.

Anyways, more twitter:

I feel like he has been upping the cuck/dating rethoric lately
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Rudyard Lynch, the troll of our age
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He's starting to fedpost
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What an unlikable character Rudy is, it's so obvious that all of his recent disparaging remarks and criticisms are just projections.
When he calls society pathetic, suicidial and feminine, he really is just talking about himself.

In the spirit of Rudytardism I want to make a prediction: I predict that in a 100 days hence, Rudy will become unquestionably, irrevocably, an unabashed lolcow of the first order, no longer something inbetween.
He will do something so stupid and self destructive that there will no longer be any doubt about it.
As a fellow mystic and armchair historian this is obvious to me, all the pieces are in place, the die has been cast, through my thorough analysis of all published books on the topic there can be no other scenario. Moreover, I will be putting my honor on the line, to show just how certain I am of this prediction.
 
I'm surprised that Rudyard hasn't talked at all about what's happening in Syria. The turkish puppets are likely to form part of the new goverment that will topple Assad, and that would go in line with his neo-ottoman simping.
Man has it been Rudy's week, first an incel uprising in South Korea (failed, should've built a higher fence but still counts) and now the Turks expand their influence south.
 
You know what Rudy's main problem is? He doesn't know when to shut up. The cleverest and shrewdest intellectuals don't unscrupulously announce their thoughts and they certainly don't bring talk about themselves unless it's to make a relevant point.

If Rudy wants to be taken seriously, he needs to learn that silence is indeed golden.
 
You know what Rudy's main problem is? He doesn't know when to shut up. The cleverest and shrewdest intellectuals don't unscrupulously announce their thoughts and they certainly don't bring talk about themselves unless it's to make a relevant point.

If Rudy wants to be taken seriously, he needs to learn that silence is indeed golden.
Shut up, retard, Albert Einstein most certainly could not shut up about the time he hiked 1/4th of the Appalachian trail by himself so you clearly don't know what you're talking about.
 
Who was ever a fan of this guy? As in stereotypically or demographically. Not to powerlevel or whatever but, last time I ever interacted with this guy was his discord and the entire thing was mainly under-16s and Trump fans circle jerking and spamming Nigger for the funnies. I'm guessing he fell off recently based on his newest tweets?
 
Who was ever a fan of this guy? As in stereotypically or demographically. Not to powerlevel or whatever but, last time I ever interacted with this guy was his discord and the entire thing was mainly under-16s and Trump fans circle jerking and spamming Nigger for the funnies. I'm guessing he fell off recently based on his newest tweets?
I used to enjoy his alternate history videos during and shortly after high school. He seemed like a discount version of AlternateHistoryHub at the time before he went into the political sphere. I stopped watching him back in 2020-21 and didn't hear from him until he popped onto the Farms' radar.

"Our society isn't trying hard enough at being pathetic, suicidal, and feminine" No that's his area of expertise.
You know, he and Nick Funtes aren't terribly different.
 
I used to enjoy his alternate history videos during and shortly after high school. He seemed like a discount version of AlternateHistoryHub at the time before he went into the political sphere. I stopped watching him back in 2020-21 and didn't hear from him until he popped onto the Farms' radar.
I could never really enjoy his stuff when I was really into alt-history back in 2018-2020. His presentation wasn't as good as the bigger channels like AltHistHub and he didn't have nearly as much fun or autistic detail with his scenarios as someone like Monsieur Z.

It didn't help that a lot of his alt history scenarios were more historical fantasy than alternate history. There's a not insignificant group of academic retards who worship Guns, Germs and Steel and think that if the Congo Lake had existed Africa would have actually become Wakanda, but that's not an alternate history, that's just wishful thinking, and Rudy definitely falls more into their line of thought than someone writing what could generously be called a counterfactual and using it to explore the implications of historical events as they occurred in a specific timeframe. Sure, people asking what if the Napoleonic French/Confederates/Central Powers/Axis/Comintern/etc. won might not be the most original thought but I'd take that any day over a thinly-veiled The Years of Salt and Rice-tier white genocide fantasy, or an alternate history about events that happened before historical records existed.
 
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What does this mean? In the world of personality psychology, trait openness is a big, fat, psychometric deal. It's integral to the Big Five model, and it's usually found to have a nonnegligible, positive correlation with IQ. Openness is also a powerful predictor of creative achievement. People who are high openness are usually involved in the arts; they love making stuff.

Can anybody tell me what Rudyard does with his time when he isn't on Twitter?

He doesn't draw. He doesn't know anything about art history. He never talks about poetry and he never talks about literature. He isn't a musician. I don't think he was a theater kid. He doesn't even talk about movies. Is he a master of clay? Why doesn't Rudyard have anything to show for his immense creative powers?

How does he have 99th percentile openness and no creative outlet outside of YouTube?

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What does this mean? In the world of personality psychology, trait openness is a big, fat, psychometric deal. It's integral to the Big Five model, and it's usually found to have a nonnegligible, positive correlation with IQ. Openness is also a powerful predictor of creative achievement. People who are high openness are usually involved in the arts; they love making stuff.

Can anybody tell me what Rudyard does with his time when he isn't on Twitter?

He doesn't draw. He doesn't know anything about art history. He never talks about poetry and he never talks about literature. He isn't a musician. I don't think he was a theater kid. He doesn't even talk about movies. Is he a master of clay? Why doesn't Rudyard have anything to show for his immense creative powers?

How does he have 99th percentile openness and no creative outlet outside of YouTube?

My brain is gonna explooode!!!
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He's on the spectrum and probably watches anime.
 
I could never really enjoy his stuff when I was really into alt-history back in 2018-2020. His presentation wasn't as good as the bigger channels like AltHistHub and he didn't have nearly as much fun or autistic detail with his scenarios as someone like Monsieur Z.

It didn't help that a lot of his alt history scenarios were more historical fantasy than alternate history. There's a not insignificant group of academic retards who worship Guns, Germs and Steel and think that if the Congo Lake had existed Africa would have actually become Wakanda, but that's not an alternate history, that's just wishful thinking, and Rudy definitely falls more into their line of thought than someone writing what could generously be called a counterfactual and using it to explore the implications of historical events as they occurred in a specific timeframe. Sure, people asking what if the Napoleonic French/Confederates/Central Powers/Axis/Comintern/etc. won might not be the most original thought but I'd take that any day over a thinly-veiled The Years of Salt and Rice-tier white genocide fantasy, or an alternate history about events that happened before historical records existed.
Granted, I usually did watch the other two you mentioned and still do from time to time and preferred them to Rudy's content overall. One of his more interesting videos back in the day was a what if on the Battle of Hastings. Something I noticed that was peculiar was his claim that he was descended from Harold Godwinson himself and had a "skit" for lack of a better word of him speaking Old English while pretending to be king of an Anglo-Saxon England at around 10 minutes in the video.

Speaking of Monsieur Z, I find it funny how despite having some bad takes he comes off as infinitely more level-headed than Rudy ever did when it came to politics.
 
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