WhatifAltHist / Rudyard Lynch - History youtuber, galaxy brained, no credentials and no sex

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Oh no...
 
Man, I am so happy this guy has a thread, it was an absolute blast to read.

I started really enjoying his videos a couple of years ago, then the extreme generalizations started to bother me, then he couldn't stop talking about "I used to run a social club for talented young people", then he wouldn't start making everything about himself... at some point, I realized he was just a retard.

His Tweets have to be some of the most densely packed narcissism, egotism, delusions of grandeur you can have in as few words, he can't go 2 minutes without loudly reminding everyone how much he knows about any subject, how intelligent he is, etc.

My favorite Rudy-ism is "I can't believe no one has noticed..." and then proceeds to explain a concept that has been known for decades, if not centuries, if not millennia. :story:
 
I have to point out an actual Incel uprising is happening in South Korea like what Rudy said would happen.

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You all owe him an apology.
Im super late and gay but i finally watched that incel revolution video yesterday, did you guys bully him into that weird flex he did? Also Rudy said he's pleased with his current female situation, in one of the most inceliest west has fallen videos of all time. He had some good points some good points here and there though.

His "i know a lot of people from different societal classes"is always jokes, its basicly somebody DM'd Rudyard some trust me bro bullshit and now that anonymous stranger online is his friend. Makes it sound like he has thousands of friends. :D
 
My favorite Rudy-ism is "I can't believe no one has noticed..."
His favorite application of it is to the ethnic heritage of America; he's so proud of the (many) map(s) he made about it that it's in the banner of his xitter and maintains that there's been almost no research done on it... despite there being a dozen something books about the topic of America's traditional folkways readily available on the mass market, intense academic debate about how to classify them, and the fact his map is just an ethnic knockoff of one from Colin Woodard's American Nations: A History of the Eleven Rival Regional Cultures of North America.

For reference, Woodard's:
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Rudy's:
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his map is just an ethnic knockoff of one from Colin Woodard's American Nations: A History of the Eleven Rival Regional Cultures of North America.
No, child, he made those maps himself... stalkers like you would never understand being so utterly full of knowledge, insight, and wisdom about a subject that it saddens you. Enjoy prison.

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(Jokes aside, imagine seriously claiming you have 'so much knowledge' about anything... the thought of anyone being so conceited to say that with a straight face fills me with so much second hand embarrassment, I get goosebumps).
 
I don't generally feel comfortable critiquing people for aspects of their appearance that they cannot realistically control. Stuff like obesity and retarded fashion or body modification choices are fair game, but if someone's most mockable aspect is their appearance, that person is a shit lolcow.

Rudyard isn't horrible looking. He looks totally average 'at his best' (in the photograph where he sits on the bench). Not very appealing fashion choices but whatever. In the more candid photo he looks pudgy (terrible angle) and the way his hair falls is just awkward. Even the high school photo he just looks like a smarmy unattractive nerd, not a horrendous uggo.

His problem is that he looks smug in most pictures (he somehow manages a different expression in the bench photo). This makes since as smugness is his defining trait. I imagine it's his voice that would turn women off most IRL. It oozes smugness, as does the content of his speech. This guy says he asks girls about their insecurities on their first dates. I can hear his voice in my head asking that and it sounds hilarious.

Rudy is not an attractive man but I can't hold that against him. At his best he's solid average and in other pics he isn't far below the median. But it's funny he how vigorously he denies being unattractive.
 
But it's funny he how vigorously he denies being unattractive.
Numerous people throughout the thread have said he is 'not quite a lolcow yet', and I couldn't disagree more. The way he acts when someone insults his appearance is right up there with Ralph randomly holding a measuring stick during an unrelated video to prove he's not 5'1".
 
Compiled a few highlights from Rudyard's twitter that I found entertaining.

Someone asked Rudyard a simple question, to define God, and he calls anyone who asks that a nerd and very verbosely states that 'everyone knows what God is' without actually answering.
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Rudyard explains how 'normies' are basically broke loser incels with no 'meaningful values', pondering as to why they haven't killed themselves yet.
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Rudyard again insults his own audience, detailing how God and all of their ancestors make fun of them for being losers.
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Rudyard explains how he doesn't have to properly spell things because Shakespeare and the founding fathers didn't have to centuries ago, seemingly arguing that there should be no standardized spelling.
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Here's a gigantic word vomit of Rudyard explaining honor like a Klingon.
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He looks a bit dysgenic, but it's not his physical appearance that makes him a lolcow (despite his delusional insistence that he's more physically attractive than he is). His fart huffing holier-than-thou "look at me, aren't I smart" obnoxiousness is what makes him a lolcow.

I've run across other wannabe philosophers and pundits on Twitter who think reading a lot of books is a replacement for real world experience. Like Rudyard, they're always nerds who would lose a physical confrontation with a teenage girl who watches UFC fights with her older brother, so they try to make up for it by maxxing out their Sound Very Smart skill. The problem is their hubris always gets the better of them to the point where even caveman brain people like me can smell the stink of bullshit coming off them. They just can't help themselves.
 
Rudyard explains how 'normies' are basically broke loser incels with no 'meaningful values', pondering as to why they haven't killed themselves yet.
This stuck out to me as a particularly egregious cope.

Sure some of them might be broke, some losers, and some incels, but the whole point of normies is that they're average, not completely fucked.

Sure I grant any normie might be broke, a loser, or an incel, but if they have more than one at a time they're likely not a normie anymore.

Case in point, Rudyard is a loser incel.
 
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