Cyrax / Chance J F Wilkins / Cyraxx Nation / Cyraxx / SKXRFACE / DJ Shadowblayde - From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls

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I CALL THIS THE WIGGER SPECIAL
 
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Most Wanted Banana said:
Nothing better than watching a professional YouTuber uploading at 480p in 2024... And are those scabs on his face?
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They're a little low, but they're still scalp scabs.
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He's still got them.

And, really, his scalp scabs are an excellent indicator of how stressed he is. So, even though he's been offline, he hasn't been stress-free...
 
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Most Wanted Banana said:
Nothing better than watching a professional YouTuber uploading at 480p in 2024... And are those scabs on his face?
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Good call, looking at my old screenshots from the streams a few months back, those marks at eye level didn't exist. Bug bites? It warms my heart that Raxx keep decaying even when he's not actively being trolled.

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sodomy lifestyle said:
[edit: FFS @anliteralidiot posted first]

Good call, looking at my old screenshots from the streams a few months back, those marks at eye level didn't exist. Bug bites? It warms my heart that Raxx keep decaying even when he's not actively being trolled.

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That reminds me of a movie called Thanatomorphose where some girl rots alive in a recluse apartment. Pretty soon Cyraxx will start losing nails and became a walking corpse
 
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Good point. How many years has he been a shut-in? Even if he had a normal physiology, he's going to start experiencing accelerated muscle loss due to aging soon.
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Hmmm. I'd say since Dead Heather left, that's when he really started to be shut-in more. But he's really had problems ever since Jake left, which would have been about a couple of years ago.
 
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The fact he isnt chair bound already is a surprise. He definitely doesn't get the nutrients or vitamins he needs (we know his ass can't afford vitamin pills) and while we know Sally  does feed him solid food. Most of his nourishment is sludge. Bones aside. wonder if his heart will even make it to 40 with all of the above and his crippling caffeine addiction. It's definitely working overtime
 
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Niggernerd said:
The fact he isnt chair bound already is a surprise. He definitely doesn't get the nutrients or vitamins he needs (we know his ass can't afford vitamin pills) and while we know Sally  does feed him solid food. Most of his nourishment is sludge. Bones aside. wonder if his heart will even make it to 40 with all of the above and his crippling caffeine addiction. It's definitely working overtime
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raxx should be studied under a microscope like some sort of invertebrate
 
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The only way anyone would ever find out what Raxx is made of is if a buddy troll/girlfriend convinced him or Sally to have him get full body MRI scans. The cost is around $2,500 (at least for prenuvo) which could be crowdfunded in a few hours. You'd need a lawyer to prepare the contract releasing the results in exchange for the payment and to receive the funds.
 
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I think I'll always be under the impression he's controlled by all the bugs that infest his body
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I've long maintained that if one were to measure the angle of repose of a giant pile of bed bugs that it would likely perfectly match the angle of his (lack of) shoulders. I like to think of Raxx as a macabre three-kids-in-a-trenchcoat situation.
 
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Im shocked that he aint aware of hard his life will be when he gets older. All that stuff is looking to be problematic to deal with as an old man.
 
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