Inactive Shmorky / David Kelly / Daisy Kay / Sandypants / Peaches the Puppy & Ex-Fiance Amanda "Mandy" Mullen - Something Awful throwaway, pedophile sexual predator, abusive tranny schizo chaser; batshit crazy ex-fiancée

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Why is there a species of praying mantis that looks like a flower? Same reason, to lure his prey into a false sense of security.
 
For everyone who doesn't know, that's cogsdev, the original owner of this lolcow-themed webzone before our dear leader @Null took over.

Cogsdev is a developmentally delayed tranny who lives somewhere in London with his parents, refuses to leave his house, and collects disability benefits, brags about being a jobless parasite on society, and routinely makes up gross, baseless rumours to slander anyone who disagrees with his politics (which are far-left enough to make regular manbun cucks look like neo-nazis). Lowtax beating his wife and raping children is most likely a cogsdev original, made up exactly seven hours ago.

We haven't been able to dox him yet because he has no life outside of his bedroom to talk about online. He will never have a job, he will never pay his own bills, he will never hold a child in his arms, he will never know the intimate touch of another person, he will never even get poked on facebook. His life is fated to be a lonely and eventless cul-de-sac terminating in an uncommemorated and quickly forgotten death, alone and unloved.

We're still hunting him, though.

We'll never not be hunting him.

Gotta say it, Dyn - Sometimes you are a fucking poet surpeme!

Bravo!
 
I used to watch Gaming Garbage. I was genuinely convinced that Shmorky was Lowtax's prepubescent brother or something to that effect. At that time I didn't know who Lowtax or Shmorky were, or what SA was.

I was so naive.

When I realized Shmorky was in fact a man nearing 40 I was incredibly concerned and wondered who the fuck mangled his voice box.
 
I used to watch Gaming Garbage. I was genuinely convinced that Shmorky was Lowtax's prepubescent brother or something to that effect. At that time I didn't know who Lowtax or Shmorky were, or what SA was.

I was so naive.

When I realized Shmorky was in fact a man nearing 40 I was incredibly concerned and wondered who the fuck mangled his voice box.

Shmorky's new persona will be a progeria kid who just LOVES retro game systems...
 
For everyone who doesn't know, that's cogsdev, the original owner of this lolcow-themed webzone before our dear leader @Null took over.

Cogsdev is a developmentally delayed tranny who lives somewhere in London with his parents, refuses to leave his house, and collects disability benefits, brags about being a jobless parasite on society, and routinely makes up gross, baseless rumours to slander anyone who disagrees with his politics (which are far-left enough to make regular manbun cucks look like neo-nazis). Lowtax beating his wife and raping children is most likely a cogsdev original, made up exactly seven hours ago.

We haven't been able to dox him yet because he has no life outside of his bedroom to talk about online. He will never have a job, he will never pay his own bills, he will never hold a child in his arms, he will never know the intimate touch of another person, he will never even get poked on facebook. His life is fated to be a lonely and eventless cul-de-sac terminating in an uncommemorated and quickly forgotten death, alone and unloved.

We're still hunting him, though.

We'll never not be hunting him.
make a thread
 
ive been following this thread for awhile and at first i was really surprised to see all this stuff about shmorky. back in 2013 when everyone posted his comics, i never knew anything about this stuff. its really weird how someone you casually supported turns out to be This Bad, but at the same time, it feels like this happens with like..most popular artists, espesically ones on Tumblr.

not to get all emotional and stuff, but when i was younger and browsing yhe webs, i was also taken advantage of by many creeps out there. its nice to see people come together to spread awareness about these kinds of people.
 
make a thread
Agreed, there is a chance there might be someone who knows Cogsdev personally, on 789chan I recall someone talked about a lesbian visiting him and IIRC that was the first time people found out Cogsdev was actually a fat trans person rather than an actual cis lesbian, so there's someone out there who knows where Cogsdev lives and what they look like.

He must have Alogged hard when Chris declared himself trans.
 
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