Artcow Ellen Woodbury / Pizzacake / Pizzacakecomic - A 40 year old webcomic artist, mother, porn star, misandrist, dramacow and Reddit celebrity. Threatens to sue her critics and cuckolds her husband. Female Andrew Dobson.

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Ellen, honey. You live better than 80% of the people in the country. Your "work" involves drawing unfunny pictures, sperging out on social media, and uploading pics of your wrinkled hooha to patreon. When you say "eat the rich" you don't seem to understand you ARE the rich.
 
Content aside, this is the most creative thing I've seen her do. Playing with perspective to emphasize the point by having the subject come closer to the viewer, and using somewhat interesting angles and shadowing effects. No relying on dumb funny faces with overzealous grins or the comfort of four panels. Content included, it's a very milquetoast joke at this point, and the punchline been used in some form thousands times across media ranging from Xitter, Reddit, the Farms, even the NYTimes comment section. All in all, C- work shows improvement :) sticker
 
Content aside, this is the most creative thing I've seen her do. Playing with perspective to emphasize the point by having the subject come closer to the viewer, and using somewhat interesting angles and shadowing effects. No relying on dumb funny faces with overzealous grins or the comfort of four panels. Content included, it's a very milquetoast joke at this point, and the punchline been used in some form thousands times across media ranging from Xitter, Reddit, the Farms, even the NYTimes comment section. All in all, C- work shows improvement :) sticker
It's certainly uninspired though. I feel like I've seen this before.
 
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This literally made me laugh out loud. Ellen, you're not an "A" list celebrity. Hell, I wouldn't even say B tier celeb. Much like your work, barely a C tier.
Content aside, this is the most creative thing I've seen her do. Playing with perspective to emphasize the point by having the subject come closer to the viewer, and using somewhat interesting angles and shadowing effects. No relying on dumb funny faces with overzealous grins or the comfort of four panels. Content included, it's a very milquetoast joke at this point, and the punchline been used in some form thousands times across media ranging from Xitter, Reddit, the Farms, even the NYTimes comment section. All in all, C- work shows improvement :) sticker
It is slight improvement. It's more creative than four pink squares.
 
Man this is wild. I used to see her stuff on Facebook, and some of it was "okay polite chuckle" and she seemed pretty self-aware most of the time, but I never followed or anything and then there was some nonsense about Trump and so on so I just said "Don't show me this anymore," I just figured she was some dull wine mom but man what a rabbit hole this thread is. Because at least early on, she seemed like a late Gen-X'er, the end. She'd go on about her special needs son, etc....but damn, lady just straight up does hardcore porn (yeah I consider showing your come splattered business hardcore porn), makes a porno version of her comic, and is into cuckoldry?

When what she should be doing is focusing on her family?

Hoooooly shit.
 
Content aside, this is the most creative thing I've seen her do. Playing with perspective to emphasize the point by having the subject come closer to the viewer, and using somewhat interesting angles and shadowing effects.
Well I'll be the one to say that she blows chunks at it. Ellen, you don't make somebody lean forward towards the viewer by making them flat as a washboard. Head overlaps the shoulders, chest overlaps the stomach, torso overlaps the hips. You make money off this gig so stop being an embarrassment and learn to overlap your forms for Christ's sake.
 
Well I'll be the one to say that she blows chunks at it. Ellen, you don't make somebody lean forward towards the viewer by making them flat as a washboard. Head overlaps the shoulders, chest overlaps the stomach, torso overlaps the hips. You make money off this gig so stop being an embarrassment and learn to overlap your forms for Christ's sake.
Disclaimer: my opinion is only coming from someone with 0 creative ability, and I've never taken a drawing course. raf,360x360,075,t,fafafa_ca443f4786.jpg
 
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I went through and archived like half of these on archive.md but I dropped my mouse and lost like half my progress on arching the reddit pages. I Had maybe half of these as archiv.md posts but it isn't worth my time to go back through it and get it right. just enjoy an image dump I guess.
 
I went through and archived like half of these on archive.md but I dropped my mouse and lost like half my progress on arching the reddit pages. I Had maybe half of these as archiv.md posts but it isn't worth my time to go back through it and get it right. just enjoy an image dump I guess.
It still uses the same squinty frown that she uses in every single comic, but the last one was actually a C+/B- level of funny. Rare lucid moment too.
 
I went through and archived like half of these on archive.md but I dropped my mouse and lost like half my progress on arching the reddit pages. I Had maybe half of these as archiv.md posts but it isn't worth my time to go back through it and get it right. just enjoy an image dump I guess.
That "my body my choice" thing? Yeah ain't nobody choosin' you Ellen.
 
I went through and archived like half of these on archive.md but I dropped my mouse and lost like half my progress on arching the reddit pages. I Had maybe half of these as archiv.md posts but it isn't worth my time to go back through it and get it right. just enjoy an image dump I guess.
I get that she's an adult comic artist, but man so many of these happen involve something sexual & her kid in the same strip, or just flat-out encourage the fanfic stuff of her. 100% sure she gets off to her fan art.
 
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