Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Patrick once again responds to the threat of an unflushed log in Niki's AirBnB in a totally rational manner.
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Patrick once again responds to the threat of an unflushed log in Niki's AirBnB in a totally rational manner.
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First they'd have to actually be real accomplishments. So far I haven't seen any from Biden.

March is coming up real quick Patrick and I need a place to stay befor the tournament, however I'll take my usual hotel chain over your dump even if it would be funny for some. Though I'd like people to recommend me so places to eat that don't cater to deadbeat, failed authors. I've only really been to Minnesota and that was before Obama closed the border.
 
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One day some poor unsuspecting person is gonna come back to the hovel drunk after taking in a Brewers game, forget to flush and find themselves being tackled by a fat man squealing incoherently about stalker childs, and frankly I can't wait.
 
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I have never once interacted with a cow offsite and have no desire to go to Milwaulkee, but Rick is such an insufferable fat bitch that I find myself thinking about renting the hovel just so I can leave an upper decker.
 
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Geoff Capes Vapes Apes said:
Why does the man of pig insist on using British slang? Is it because his first published work was poorly executed Douglas Adams pastiche? It just makes him look like a pretentious midwit, "ooh look at me i'm using British swears, aren't I cultured?".
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Isn’t, sod, as in short for sodomite used at all in the US?

I know a lot of septics struggle with “bugger” and “buggery”. But unlike sodomy, it isn’t referred to in the Bible.

Obviously Bulgaria didn’t exist during biblical times and whether people from that region were known for sodomy at the time is unclear, so I can see why it didn’t get quite get into American use.
A number of these swears and accurate descriptors of people just don't get picked up by region.
 
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Isn’t, sod, as in short for sodomite used at all in the US?

I know a lot of septics struggle with “bugger” and “buggery”. But unlike sodomy, it isn’t referred to in the Bible.
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"Sod" as slang doesn't always mean that, and I think the "sodomy" meaning is fairly recent. It seems often to have been used as a mild insult. That said, I've seen it written as "s-d" sort of like they used to censor "bloody" to "b----y" (presumably for the same reason as "zounds" used to get censored as "z----s" for being short for "God's wounds."

At least from the context (maybe from Sterne?) it did sound like it was being used to mean sodomite at least that time.

It's also used to mean nothing or nothing of significance, i.e. "sod-all." But then that's ambiguous too, since you also hear "bugger-all." "Sod off" is pretty clearly also a sodomy reference, meaning more or less the same as "bugger off."

I think it's mostly lost the sodomy connotation at least in common use, at least when it isn't explicitly being used to mean that, i.e. "I believe that gentleman is a bloody sod!" It's now more of a quaint minced oath that I think even in the UK would be something maybe your granddad used to say sometimes.

It'd still be funny if someone called him out for "homophobia" for it though.
 
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"Sod" as slang doesn't always mean that, and I think the "sodomy" meaning is fairly recent. It seems often to have been used as a mild insult. That said, I've seen it written as "s-d" sort of like they used to censor "bloody" to "b----y" (presumably for the same reason as "zounds" used to get censored as "z----s" for being short for "God's wounds."

At least from the context (maybe from Sterne?) it did sound like it was being used to mean sodomite at least that time.

It's also used to mean nothing or nothing of significance, i.e. "sod-all." But then that's ambiguous too, since you also hear "bugger-all." "Sod off" is pretty clearly also a sodomy reference, meaning more or less the same as "bugger off."

I think it's mostly lost the sodomy connotation at least in common use, at least when it isn't explicitly being used to mean that, i.e. "I believe that gentleman is a bloody sod!" It's now more of a quaint minced oath that I think even in the UK would be something maybe your granddad used to say sometimes.

It'd still be funny if someone called him out for "homophobia" for it though.
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I always figured that it was shortened sodomite because it is used in practically the same way as bugger.

Perhaps Fatrick needs to go out and experience for us to see if there is a difference between being sodomized or buggered.
 
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Geoff Capes Vapes Apes said:
Why does the man of pig insist on using British slang? Is it because his first published work was poorly executed Douglas Adams pastiche? It just makes him look like a pretentious midwit, "ooh look at me i'm using British swears, aren't I cultured?".
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Chin up, guv, it's not that bad really. Won't be long now fore His Majesty Lord Fattington kicks the bucket while out for a stroll. 'is 'eart cannae take all them ground meat pies and pints. Heard it here first you did. Up yer mum.
 
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