DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
is anyone still tip tracking? curious what our liquidity is but im sure as hell not gonna scrub through an entire stream to find out
 
Yeah, that last second tip felt incredibly fake. No reaction, no info, nothing, just "uh... guys, I got a 100 dollar tip" and immediately ended the stream after stalling and leaving the slideshow. I'm usually not on the side of thinking Phil fakes tips regularly but any doubter should check this one, especially because he was legit pissed at the one who promised 80 to hit the goal.

So funny how he dips at the speed of light the second the goal is met. Also I guess we're no longer felting the detractors, huh? (seriously, can someone confirm if Phil actually dropped the whole "felt/felting" thing?) First the indies on the chopping block and now Indy.
 
My prediction for Syria: Phil has no idea about the recent history of Syria (and of course also not of Syria during the Ottoman Empire, middle ages, Roman Empire, Persia, etc, but that's besides it). He probably wasn't even able to find it on a map a week ago, maybe will still mix it up with Iraq or Lebanon. He will not know the major factions or ethnicities in the country and their goals and allies. He will not know who the major foreign powers Russia, Iran, Turkey and USA were / are supporting and why. He will also have nothing to say about the role and interests of Israel.

So all in all, it could be very hard to watch because of the ignorance or very funny because of the complete lack of any substance but maximum confidence in the worth of his opinions.
Gary "What is Aleppo" Johnson could probably tell you more about Syria than The Guy. His take will probably boil down to "Assad was a dictator and that's beeyad ookeh", hell he might even accidentally agree with ISIS.
And wow, I didn't know the source of that meme, Warski looks like a bigger retard than I thought.
He didn't even try to pay Alex's bail after he got booked (despite the fact that that situation was completely his fault), he made Alex's mom do it instead.
 
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Literally last second 100 dollar tip. As a reminder: You can play this game on gamepass for the normal gamepass monthly fee, or buy the premium edition of the game yourself for 100.

I don't think it was fake. No reason to fake a tip now that it's goals.
TBF he kept talking about a "goals streak" during the stream today so who knows. If its fake its gay if its real its dented and gay.
 
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Looks like Indiana Jones is getting wage quit. It's hilarious that brand new games, no matter what they were, used to get money out the ass before the kino arc. He really screwed himself.

For real. New games he'd start would often get a bit of traction on this thread simply due to how badly he'd play and rage potential. He's dropped so many games this year I'm amazed

Stalling his ass off :story: :story: :story:

He might get whaled out during PoE 2 tomorrow cause dents want to see him suffa. Balatro tonight RIP Indy

He's actually gonna play PoE2? That'll go well. I've been playing a lot since it dropped and he won't have an easy time. It's also very slow and kinda punishes you for not exploring. I'm confident he'll spaz out at the passive tree being huge for a while.

Also there are next to zero guides do good luck to him for cheesing it. I might do a Jimi style thread on this if it's around for more than one stream
 
He’s so defeated he’s not even trying with the fake tips anymore. No dumb music and coins dropping? No felting the trolls? I wonder why.

For real. New games he'd start would often get a bit of traction on this thread simply due to how badly he'd play and rage potential. He's dropped so many games this year I'm amazed

I truly wonder how much money he’s wasted on games with all the wage quitting he does. Literally plays for a few hours then never again.

Making 6 figures doesn’t mean anything when you’re terrible with money.
 
For real. New games he'd start would often get a bit of traction on this thread simply due to how badly he'd play and rage potential. He's dropped so many games this year I'm amazed



He's actually gonna play PoE2? That'll go well. I've been playing a lot since it dropped and he won't have an easy time. It's also very slow and kinda punishes you for not exploring. I'm confident he'll spaz out at the passive tree being huge for a while.

Also there are next to zero guides do good luck to him for cheesing it. I might do a Jimi style thread on this if it's around for more than one stream
I could see this as a pure dent spoon feed game like BG3. Might unironically save the business if he hooks the right dents.
 
It's fucking insane that he wants big success on the first stream of a new game. He wants instant gratification for a fucking slow-paced open-worlder. As always, his own worst enemy.

The audience gets no time to get into it, they have to decide immediately or he'll wagequit it. Already saying he's not playing it again on the late stream, killing any motivation to invest time for the audience or any momentum it might generate going forward.
 
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He’s so defeated he’s not even trying with the fake tips anymore. No dumb music and coins dropping? No felting the trolls? I wonder why.



I truly wonder how much money he’s wasted on games with all the wage quitting he does. Literally plays for a few hours then never again.

Making 6 figures doesn’t mean anything when you’re terrible with money.
AN1337's infinity part 2 stream the other day had him do a wage/rage quit 2024 tier list and the only thing that was missing was path of the goddess. Was a huge tier list.
 
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