Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

[GlupShitto]

Funny enough, that will make this stuff less relevant once people outgrow such issues.

The original Star Wars and the Prequels centered themselves on timeless messages. Supernatural forces beating technological might. The saving power of love. The warning against trusting earthly powers or thinking with your dick. It doesn't matter what era you're from, those messages will always hold sway.

The current issues political slop, though? That would just get dated as fuck once Gen Alpha grows up and shows no fucking interest in such bullshit.

Tbf the PT had their fair share of George's pinko BS with the Dick Cheney Palpatine and George W Bush Anakin analogues and naming the sniveling jap alien after Newt Gingrich for some reason (not to mention the whole Patriot Act thing in ROTS), but truthfully I mind stuff like that a lot less than grooming kids into a life of degeneracy. Like if a director wants to get politically angsty that's whatever, but I'm tired of them showing faggots and niggers into everything.

 

[LORD IMPERATOR]

Tbf the PT had their fair share of George's pinko BS with the Dick Cheney Palpatine and George W Bush Anakin analogues and naming the sniveling jap alien after Newt Gingrich for some reason (not to mention the whole Patriot Act thing in ROTS), but truthfully I mind stuff like that a lot less than grooming kids into a life of degeneracy. Like if a director wants to get politically angsty that's whatever, but I'm tired of them showing faggots and niggers into everything.

But even then, the PT lessons are lessons you can apply for any generation. Perception does not always equal into reality. You must be wary of earthly powers, especially ones amassing greater power in times of distress. Don't think with your dick. Those timeless lessons can be applied anywhere in the BC or AD era. Lessons that you can find similar tones with during Roman history or even the Bible. Meanwhile, who's going to give a fuck about tranny politics a thousand years from now?

 

[Ewan McGregor]

I am utterly astonished at the reactions to Skeleton Crew.

It does look like shit, it's the same shit where they're trying to do anything but Star Wars, but calling it Star Wars with Star Wars-y shit.

It has AMERICAN SUBURBIA with YELLOW BUSES and all!

It has a girlboss, it has zero (0) white men, except for Jude Law who is either villanous, ridiculous or both.

It has a nigger main character (Soon to be overthrown by the girlboss)

It has a two-mums family.

It has everything that has had The Fandom Menace screeching for years and the reactions has been... lukewarm?

Like, Critical Drinker almost praised it, Echo Chamberlain almost praised it, Star Wars Theory welcomed it.

Them, who had proclaimed Star Wars dead and unsalvageable, are passive aggressively hyping this shit up. Their followers, half of them are enthusing about it, after claiming having swore off the brand, and even calling people who don't like it names.

This thread has remained silent about this all.

So deprived are people of anything Star Wars that it takes just The Acolyte being toned down half a notch to go full in? Have the terrible chud influencers been bought? What he fuck is going on?

 

[Spirit of Fire]

People still care about disneywars crap? Come on this isn't 2016 anymore.

 

[Adamska]

So deprived are people of anything Star Wars that it takes just The Acolyte being toned down half a notch to go full in? Have the terrible chud influencers been bought? What he fuck is going on?

A combination of the IP being dead and gay, something way worse coming out recently in said dead and gay IP, and while the Message is strong, it's mediocre. Mediocre = good in this collapsing industry.

I don't know why they think the malicious retards running the company and its holder into the ground will change tbh. They've proven they actively hate you and hope you die painfully, and that's not changing until they all get fucking purged. I don't see any actual reason to bother given the decade plus of this mindset being laid bare and visible right before your eyes.

I guess it's just that need to I guess take "product", which at this rate they know is just rat shit and toilet fentanyl rather than the good stuff, get happy it's just toilet fentanyl mixed with bathtub fentanyl, ie one grade higher, and then going for more like any other junkie, just hoping their dealer whose made comments about seriously considering murdering them not even a fucking month ago will give them some heroin or something.

 

[Screamer_2]

It's not that people are deprived of anything Star Wars, they're deprived of anything decent.

 

[Ghostse]

So deprived are people of anything Star Wars that it takes just The Acolyte being toned down half a notch to go full in? Have the terrible chud influencers been bought? What he fuck is going on?

Hamas had a children's show that taught Palestinian children all about the glories of martyrdom and the wickedness of the eternal jew.
This show had a Mickey-Mouse Donut Steel called Farfour.
Farfour was killed off in an episode because Disney's lawyers threatened Hamas - a real, active terrorist organization with a high body count and guys willing to die violent deaths for their cause - with legal action.
Hamas caved to Disney's Legal Team.

 

[Cactuar King]

Hamas had a children's show that taught Palestinian children all about the glories of martyrdom and the wickedness of the eternal jew.
This show had a Mickey-Mouse Donut Steel called Farfour.
Farfour was killed off in an episode because Disney's lawyers threatened Hamas - a real, active terrorist organization with a high body count - with legal action.
Hamas caved to Disney's Legal Team.

His replacement, Nahoul the Bee just wasn't as good as Farfour

 

[Fatsuit Shinji]

Hamas had a children's show that taught Palestinian children all about the glories of martyrdom and the wickedness of the eternal jew.
This show had a Mickey-Mouse Donut Steel called Farfour.
Farfour was killed off in an episode because Disney's lawyers threatened Hamas - a real, active terrorist organization with a high body count - with legal action.
Hamas caved to Disney's Legal Team.

To be to fair to Hamas, they're the lesser openly evil of the two evils in this reality. Disney haves plenty of covert (some insidious) and overt ways of fucking over Hama's and Palestinians without drawing physical blood.

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

His replacement, Nahoul the Bee just wasn't as good as Farfour

I'm imagining Maya wearing an islam trashbag

 

[Shekelslovakia]

Hamas had a children's show that taught Palestinian children all about the glories of martyrdom and the wickedness of the eternal jew.
This show had a Mickey-Mouse Donut Steel called Farfour.
Farfour was killed off in an episode because Disney's lawyers threatened Hamas - a real, active terrorist organization with a high body count - with legal action.
Hamas caved to Disney's Legal Team.

It just shows you that even the most pro-islamic organizations and terrorist groups will always bow down to the might of the Jew no matter how much shit they talk and do. They know that Jews run the World and it's best not to piss them off.

 

[Ghostse]

His replacement, Nahoul the Bee just wasn't as good as Farfour

Romper Room will never recover

 

[Grave Ghost]

Off topic but considering the rerelease of Bounty Hunter did well enough what do you all think the chances are of getting an HD remaster of the Rogue Squadron games on PC plus a System Shock tier remake of Dark Forces 2 from Nightdive?

 

[Ghostse]

Off topic but considering the rerelease of Bounty Hunter did well enough what do you all think the chances are of getting an HD remaster of the Rogue Squadron games on PC plus a System Shock tier remake of Dark Forces 2 from Nightdive?

Now Kyle Katarn can be depicted as he was always meant to be: as a strong woman of color.

 

[Male Idiot]

I guess it was just the times and place of my childhood being honorary balkans and being the 2000s.

Capeshit and folktale cartoons and Bugs bunny vies for 4 to 12 year olds, with GI Joe and Jurassic Park being notable too, and Pokemon absolutely steamrolling it.
Pokemon ate the competition for breakfast. Football cards didn't even come close.

Warcraft and Starcraft, Stark Trek, Star Wars, Elder Scrolls, Stargate, Dragon Balls or sport team fandom was from 10 to 18. Star Trek was the looser of this fight. These were for smart and totally cooler than stuff for babies like comics and cartoons! DnD was barely a ghost, most kids didn't want MATH in their fun time. That like homework dude.

Warhammer 40k, Alien vs Predator, Rambo, Terminator were the Edgy and Adult 14-16+ ones. If you were a real Mean and Bad kid, you wanted to be Bruce Willis or Arnold or Chuck Norris or Stallone and mow down enemies with Chudtastic Machismo.
Warhammer 40k was the looser in this situation, unable get accessability like big blockbuster action movies. Even Football Ultra fandons were beaten by action movies.

At this point, showing up in a Goku or Vader shirt was fine, but if you came in with Spiderman nappies, it would been the equal of coming in with a Sonichu medallion. Even Pokemans fell out of favour with this demographic.

So US comics wasn't nearly as popular as in the West. I totally skipped them, T-rex was cooler. If they made an Alien vs Predator vs Terminator vs Chuck Norris film, it would have taken all the worthless balkans currency pocket money.

The new show, appears to be just too bland, not the offensively bad Acolyte, leaving the critic/grifter crowd without much memes on the bones.

 

[Drag-on Knight 91873]

The new show, appears to be just too bland, not the offensively bad Acolyte, leaving the critic/grifter crowd without much memes on the bones

Pretty much. They described it as an Amblin show with mediocre writing. I suspect it's written by AI to be that inoffensive.

 

[GlupShitto]

I'm dying, the chink lesbians are the parents of the lobotomized cyborg kid. They tried to be so woke that they accidentally showed the fag couple raising a kid they did an irreversible, invasive, and immoral medical procedure on (google Lobot's backstory if you don't already know). The show's still shit (I seriously fucking hate the androgynous mutt nigger so fucking much they can't just let him be white, there have to be snow bunnies in Star Wars too), but I found that really funny.

Also on the topic of interracial BS and Star Wars, it's funny to look back at ESB and remember how Leia was repulsed that Lando was trying to flirt with her. If they did that today, we'd see George Floyd riots round two lolol.

 

[Ghostse]

On one hand, thanks for letting us know its that bad.
On the other hand, why are you wasting your time and attention watching something you know that you'll hate?

Also on the topic of interracial BS and Star Wars, it's funny to look back at ESB and remember how Leia was repulsed that Lando was trying to flirt with her. If they did that today, we'd see George Floyd riots round two lolol.

The vibe I got from her was the rough sort of level of "Oh god can you BELIEVE that guy talking to me at the bar?"*stares at him all night, eventually fucks him in the bathroom after enough margaritas* level of Lady Doth Protest Too Much from when Han was trying shoot his torpedos into her reactor port.

 

[Manly_Brony]

It has AMERICAN SUBURBIA with YELLOW BUSES and all!

Clones had a 50s diner. Maybe it's Dexter Jettster's home planet. SC is for the kid/kids going on a grand adventure crowd who grew up in the 80s and early 90s and their offspring. The planet might as well be named Reagania. Don't act like George didn't try something similar to SC with those Ewok films. And it kind of works because it's Monsanto Memberberries and came after a horrible series involving people who should fall victim to the global illegal organ trade.

 

[Quarterback Rex Grossman]

I am utterly astonished at the reactions to Skeleton Crew.

It does look like shit, it's the same shit where they're trying to do anything but Star Wars, but calling it Star Wars with Star Wars-y shit.

It has AMERICAN SUBURBIA with YELLOW BUSES and all!

It has a girlboss, it has zero (0) white men, except for Jude Law who is either villanous, ridiculous or both.

It has a nigger main character (Soon to be overthrown by the girlboss)

It has a two-mums family.

It has everything that has had The Fandom Menace screeching for years and the reactions has been... lukewarm?

Like, Critical Drinker almost praised it, Echo Chamberlain almost praised it, Star Wars Theory welcomed it.

Them, who had proclaimed Star Wars dead and unsalvageable, are passive aggressively hyping this shit up. Their followers, half of them are enthusing about it, after claiming having swore off the brand, and even calling people who don't like it names.

This thread has remained silent about this all.

So deprived are people of anything Star Wars that it takes just The Acolyte being toned down half a notch to go full in? Have the terrible chud influencers been bought? What he fuck is going on?

I'm starting to see the "what is woke really" and "the anti-woke crusaders are just as bad" topics on certain subreddits, so I'm guessing it's that time of year again where they pretend the latest slop isn't really woke, like they did with Andor: Illegal Alien, Picard Season 3, and that awful Indy game.