Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

Nick claiming he is getting a good deal, but then admitting likely no booze and drugs for a few years, which was realistically the maximum he was gonna get.

Nick is bending the knee to the state and is taking the sentencing guideline deal, while passing it off as a victory.

 

[Vernon Dozier]

It’s only a matter of time until he’s in trouble again for drugs or drunk driving, it’s amazing to see his hubris. ” I’ve never done anything wrong stalker.“ vibes. It must be a nightmare dealing with him.

 

[Strix454]

Nick claiming he is getting a good deal, but then admitting likely no booze and drugs for a few years, which was realistically the maximum he was gonna get.

Nick is bending the knee to the state and is taking the sentencing guideline deal, while passing it off as a victory.

From the way he was talking, it seemed like he was willing to pay any price on the other charges to get the child-related charge dropped. His new comeback narrative is going to be that everything single accusation related to child neglect was false and that he was completely exonerated by CPS, local prosecutors and the court system itself. He is going to use the fact that the records are sealed and the plea deal to simply lie about everything related to the family issues.

He really thinks he can make a comeback in streaming if he can neutralize the family-related issues in the narrative.

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

From the way he was talking, it seemed like he was willing to pay any price on the other charges to get the child-related charge dropped. His new comeback narrative is going to be that everything single accusation related to child neglect was false and that he was completely exonerated by CPS, local prosecutors and the court system itself. He is going to use the fact that the records are sealed and the plea deal to simply lie about everything related to the family issues.

He really thinks he can make a comeback in streaming if he can neutralize the family-related issues in the narrative.

"I TAKEZ CAREZ OF MY CHILLRINZ"

 

[drsb]

So basically

• lies come out of his mouth
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• then he sucks a dick

To quote PPP: He is a lying liar who lies.

 

[porkWellington]

I almost feel bad for Dick. First Dick lost his only normal co-host who was likely one of the few normal people he regularly interacted with. Dick looked legit fucked up over it but kinda knowing; the shit with Vito and Riley likely alienated Sean. Without being able to process it, he immediately had to become Nick's therapist.

 

[Captain Manning]

Nick claiming he is getting a good deal, but then admitting likely no booze and drugs for a few years, which was realistically the maximum he was gonna get.

Nick is bending the knee to the state and is taking the sentencing guideline deal, while passing it off as a victory.

I can't wait to see the terms of the deal.

I really think that "no April" rumor has some validity.

It would be funny if the deal on the 27th of last month were the same as what they give him on the 17th, they were just giving him time to think, and he tries to spin everything as him successfully negotiating a better deal. We may never know though.

I almost feel bad for Dick.

That's stupid. Juju helped enable all this shit.

 

[3MMA]

He looked into Nick's eyes and could not deal with him.

There’s inadvertently some truth in that statement, though not in the way Nick meant. Not many people would want to have to deal with this:

Not counting April.

 

[AnOminous]

There’s inadvertently some truth in that statement, though not in the way Nick meant. Not many people would want to have to deal with this:

What female or gay male wouldn't love this truly masculine man?

Isn't seething, autistically screeching impotent rage incredibly attractive?

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

- Nick didn't put his private life into the public eye. Other people did.

It was Eric July who drugged Nick and forced a bottle into his ass, took a picture of it and set a timer to upload it later so Nick would confess to something he didn't do! That Eric July is a tricksy nigger! Damn him for hatin' on a playa like Balldo Crackets!

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

Nick's Aaron insults are funny. He makes the jokes and insults while sat next to his benzo wife, whom he passed onto Aaron in order to pump April. Nick, you let that loser pork your wife and you are still married to her. At least Aaron got rid of the tainted flesh.

 

[Major]

"Nick is way stronger than Aaron and was terrified of Nick's strength in real life. He looked into Nick's eyes and could not deal with him."

Fucking pathetic

 

[Vibralldo]

Nick claims that 1 in 5 children in the USA would test positive for controlled substance. The tests have a 15% error rate, at least. If you tested cops, they would all have results that look like drug users.

So it isn't the cop's glove anymore?

Did Nick know this when he mentioned drug test results should be thrown out before he even knew the results of his kids'?

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

"Nick is way stronger than Aaron and was terrified of Nick's strength in real life. He looked into Nick's eyes and could not deal with him."

Fucking pathetic

I ask. Can a sober mind say such things? If it can, thats even worse

 

[Hraf]

Nick calculated the value of airtime he gave them, and he got 50k USD.

Nick does not keep a list of grudges against people.

lol of course he tried to work out the math on what he thinks the no good snakes owe him.
"By my math I do not owe you any superchats, and it is in fact you who owe me, incel prudes!"
This is a very not petty thing to do for people against which he totally does not hold any grudges.

 

[TurdThrower]

lol of course he tried to work out the math on what he thinks the no good snakes owe him.
"By my math I do not owe you any superchats, and it is in fact you who owe me, incel prudes!"
This is a very not petty thing to do for people against which he totally does not hold any grudges.

The dumb shit is on video saying how the panel was a big part of the Rittenhouse stream success.

 

[demicolon]

Fucking Balldo with his gay ass semantic faggotry.
He tries to play retarded lawyer word games he saw on Quincy with people IRL and eats a single Dorito smugly thinking its makes him look so fucking smart lol.

Transformation is complete:


BTW this is how Rekieta looks like in Google as of December 10th 2024 (Ignore the arcane Polish hieroglyphs):

 

[thebigdream]

They are all above average children that are better than other children.

>Above average children
>None of them know anything about drugs despite them being ever-present in all forms of media and a foundational issue of modern society

Oh yeah I'm sure they're real bright sparks. They must be too busy reading Greek epics on their iPads to learn simple concepts that even the Amish must be aware of.

 

[MeltyTW]

- Nick is way stronger than Aaron and was terrified of Nick's strength in real life. He looked into Nick's eyes and could not deal with him.

- If Aaron was self-aware, he would be self-loathing.

the only thing nick beats is himself in his self hating tard rage.

- Nick is worried about false positives on drug tests.

aka nick knows hes a bitch without the strength of will to be sober and hell inevitably fuck up any drug testing

- Nick has suffered in his physical health and mental health because of what the government has done.

good i hope it actually kills you.

- The child-related charges are going to be dropped according to Nick.

- Nick's kids have NEVER seen Nick drunk.

- The government know that everything that they charged is false.

so basically he feels, justified or not, that the government is going to easy on him for the harsher charges and hes going to ethan ralph it up and pretend that exonerates him morally to the point youre not allowed to question it even though he obviously did it because hell pretend this means he obviously didnt.

 

[Hard Toothbrush]

I can't be the only one who thinks of Metallica's Hardwired... To Self-Destruct album cover when looking at Balldo's funny and weird faces itt right?