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Is it over?

  • Yes, I am sad and need a Ben backrub :(

    Votes: 331 31.8%
  • No, we will be back, autism too strong

    Votes: 528 50.7%
  • Cams down until we roll into Bloodgames 2

    Votes: 183 17.6%

  • Total voters
    1,042
do you not remember the alex nigga drop on like night 1, that had all the girls in a tizzy.

or the ian vs jobe thing.

i think by the time jobe was trying to kill a black baby everyone that was left was just acclimated to how crazy the tank can get.

we had an Indian and a large black man wrestling to get each others fish killed for like an hour, icky puckers, etc. some words dont mean much at that point.
L'Ron also got upset about it too. More people got offended this season by the nigga word then any other season.
 
do you not remember the alex nigga drop on like night 1, that had all the girls in a tizzy.

or the ian vs jobe thing.

i think by the time jobe was trying to kill a black baby everyone that was left was just acclimated to how crazy the tank can get.

we had an Indian and a large black man wrestling to get each others fish killed for like an hour, icky puckers, etc. some words dont mean much at that point.
I was gonna argue, yeah I think by the time they have Frank come on, all the pretense is out the window and the people left know this is just how it is--its an edgelord show, not a safe space, and if you show weakness over that youre going to get singled out and picked on for it. To be fair I think a lot of them realize the world isnt a safe space either so I think most of them were a bit ambivalent about it the same way with the Brandon kid shit--they dont really care, they have their ideas but they base their reaction off of reading the company in the room.
 
I was gonna argue, yeah I think by the time they have Frank come on, all the pretense is out the window and the people left know this is just how it is--its an edgelord show, not a safe space, and if you show weakness over that youre going to get singled out and picked on for it. To be fair I think a lot of them realize the world isnt a safe space either so I think most of them were a bit ambivalent about it the same way with the Brandon kid shit--they dont really care, they have their ideas but they base their reaction off of reading the company in the room.
If they are going to bring on Frank then it really needs to be at the end of the show. Bringing him on mid season and then expecting the fish to return to a more normal outgoing state instead of defense mode was a mistake.
 
If they are going to bring on Frank then it really needs to be at the end of the show. Bringing him on mid season and then expecting the fish to return to a more normal outgoing state instead of defense mode was a mistake.
i think they bring him on around the right time, but i think they need to just change gears shortly after that, truly they should end the season after 4 weeks and then just do a post season for the rest. or at least have some plan to deal with the burnout they get around that time.

i said it earlier but have like 3-4 fish at the end of 4 weeks. do some massive challenge spree, ala cell 2.0 from s1, and declare a winner (but don't kick anyone out). and then go on some pre planned tour with the last 4 fish and have them be guests at a ball brothers/sam comedy tour that was planned out in advance for the last 2 weeks. the rv arc had lots of potential.

fixes the burn out at the end without loosing the money stream. might even get more money as people buy tickets to see the favorite ft stars in person.
 
I buy that the amnesia thing was a bit and I definitely buy that Burt was playing stuff up post-reboot Famous House. But “burting off” all the time and schizoing out were definitely real and he’s trying to seem less gross/crazy now off the show. The grey area between acting and serious was definitely the funniest stuff. Jacking off into the MAGA hat and plushy were funny, the man knew he had the season on his back and decided to get even weirder. Telling Jet he should just watch gay porn and get jacked off by Ben to fall asleep faster in the RV (right above everyone’s heads) was fucking hilarious too.
 
Anyone else surprised how no one seems to care about people saying nigger on the show?
I mean, they casted a bunch of normies this season, but no one seem to have an issue with luke or jobe saying nigger or faggot several times. Even a turbo normie like payton had no problems with it and even streamed alongside jobe.
I expected at least one of them to call them nazis or some shit like that, or try to distance themselves from the show or denounce it or whatever, but so far, the only one talking shit has been the monkey cuck.
Look at their reaction when that woke bitch smack called that cuck Alex and look to their reaction to Jobe when no one called him out first of all Jobe is funny and this is a big factor second of all if no one called him out about it no one cares even when ian tried to make a scene they didn't care that much after the show on Payton's live one of the normies told her that in season 2 they did a blk face she cringed a little bit then someone told her it's just a mask and then she said I don't care I'm gonna watch it probably it's funny, living in that environment grow you a different mentality when u look at people around you and they ain't freaking out over a word you start to realize that this word ain't the edge as you think, probably now they're back to their normie mentality even fatty who's trying to act edgy he cringed a lil bit when Luke said nigger, props to binx she sounds like she can roll with anyone from a gay pedo Brandon to Lukewaffen
 
Look at their reaction when that woke bitch smack called that cuck Alex and look to their reaction to Jobe when no one called him out first of all Jobe is funny and this is a big factor second of all if no one called him out about it no one cares even when ian tried to make a scene they didn't care that much after the show on Payton's live one of the normies told her that in season 2 they did a blk face she cringed a little bit then someone told her it's just a mask and then she said I don't care I'm gonna watch it probably it's funny, living in that environment grow you a different mentality when u look at people around you and they ain't freaking out over a word you start to realize that this word ain't the edge as you think, probably now they're back to their normie mentality even fatty who's trying to act edgy he cringed a lil bit when Luke said nigger, props to binx she sounds like she can roll with anyone from a gay pedo Brandon to Lukewaffen
Jobe did the only correct thing when confronted by someone trying to make a scene about him using a racial slur.
He said, "I am racist."
I’d wager Jobe has at least 10+ years of experience in high-level gamer racism.

Alex B., on the other hand, immediately groveled, and for cry-bullies like Smack, that kind of weakness is like blood in the water for sharks.
Alex B. is a fake gamer.
I buy that the amnesia thing was a bit and I definitely buy that Burt was playing stuff up post-reboot Famous House. But “burting off” all the time and schizoing out were definitely real and he’s trying to seem less gross/crazy now off the show. The grey area between acting and serious was definitely the funniest stuff. Jacking off into the MAGA hat and plushy were funny, the man knew he had the season on his back and decided to get even weirder. Telling Jet he should just watch gay porn and get jacked off by Ben to fall asleep faster in the RV (right above everyone’s heads) was fucking hilarious too.
If Burt can wipe the past from his mind, then he can also change your mind about the past.
 
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Look at their reaction when that woke bitch smack called that cuck Alex and look to their reaction to Jobe when no one called him out first of all Jobe is funny and this is a big factor second of all if no one called him out about it no one cares even when ian tried to make a scene they didn't care that much after the show on Payton's live one of the normies told her that in season 2 they did a blk face she cringed a little bit then someone told her it's just a mask and then she said I don't care I'm gonna watch it probably it's funny, living in that environment grow you a different mentality when u look at people around you and they ain't freaking out over a word you start to realize that this word ain't the edge as you think, probably now they're back to their normie mentality even fatty who's trying to act edgy he cringed a lil bit when Luke said nigger, props to binx she sounds like she can roll with anyone from a gay pedo Brandon to Lukewaffen
USE A PERIOD NIGGA
 
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Endorsement tracker chart
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Take note of how Luke and Burt as early as day 4 were the two highest endorsed by a wide margin the same as when the season ended.

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This also proves why audience voting wouldn't work. Simbal had the lowest endorsements (though I'm sure some people didnt vote for him for the meme) but provided a lot of strife and content because of how much he was hated. People hated him but didn't realize that they should love to hate him. Him being there was a net positive. But from a production standpoint he was expensive to keep on the show because he kept winning as Sam said.
I honestly think just letting production pick and choose who goes and who stays is the best way. They may make mistakes (its also THEIR show), but it also takes away the control of the players and makes them try to be more insane and not just sit around and do nothing. Though, I could see a downside to this being people being way too vulnerable and just leaving on their own, since voting gives them a bit of security. I still think of those two options alone? Production controlled is better.
Doing another style of voting if it's not just those two options sounds better. Like vote for who you think should have immunity or something was kind of a good idea. Or having production have trumping or partial trumping power if they fully disagree with an immunity or an elimination.
Whatever though, this season was entertaining as fuck.
I want a smaller house next time though. Too open, needs smaller for more drama from being forced to stay in proximity to people they hate.
 
They should just fucking rig the votes
have everyone write down their votes and put them in a box
then take the box into another room to count them
if they dont like the votes then just change it.

an added bonus to this is if you change the votes its a good gaslight
if people make alliances or w/e then you change their votes they'll distrust each other or w/e and fight about it
 
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another thing I think would be neat: make fishbucks more common, more important, and more interactive

let the fish use their fishbucks to buy perks in the house, or to punish their opponents. let them spend their bucks on fishtoys like bed removal, hand cuffs, or that "shut the fuck up" bag. or to buy perks like getting the penthouse or doordash.
Correct me if I'm wrong but didn't they let fish use the "chips" in season 2 for drinks and possibly other things too? I know those aren't worth anything but I thought it was a good concept.
 
In my opinion, the simbal vote was done perfectly. Production gave him the chance to save himself! Look at the vote order:
Kawan - Symbol, following the women's lead
Binx - Symbol, she's been waiting to do this
Breezy - Symbol, snake recognizes snake
Skye - Symbol, creeping the women out
Luke - Symbol, Computer told him to check the votes, he did, and changed his vote in response
Alex - Symbol, he tried to manipulate everyone in the house
Kevin - Burt, weird vibes
Gianna - Symbol, rumors of him sneaking around listening to conversations
Symbol - Luke, we know why. Computer tried getting him to change the votes but he's dumb
Shelby - Symbol, eerie vibes
Payton - Symbol, word salad
Burt - Luke, he's overtly problematic
Tony - Symbol, he's playing a different game
Star - Symbol, antagonistic and playing people against each other
Alyssa - Symbol, gives her the creeps
Lily - Symbol, "someone told me to"
He was the ninth vote out of sixteen, so just over half the votes could have been changed to the guy he hated. Luke couldn't have even called him out because he only saw the first four votes. You can't tell me they didn't intend for him to cheat. This is the ideal level of interference.

Not only did he fail to be more personable than Burt, but he also failed in his villain role, and that was what ultimately got him eliminated.
 
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I'm starting to edit things down, I had a lot of different cams from Burt's Last Ride in the RV and made a cool thing from it.

Here's one with Freebird and one without. They had one camera pointed out the windshield at one point and it was a great view:

No Freebird


with Freebird


Burt is retconning a lot of shit now, but it's telling that he started going on about how the fans would have been real pissed if something had happened to him. Then started complaining he didn't get to go to the gay bar. I don't think it was as much of a work as he wants it to have been.
 
friendship with ifunny is over. now stickermule is my new best friend
thanks stickermule
ifunny died when they got the new jeet moderation team and kicked out most of the "controversial" users, and not even just standard account bans but full on device bans. Basically right after their Bloodgames sponsorship too. Pretty funny that was the route they decided to take, destroying their userbase for no real reason. RIP ifunny, and thank you for making me the edgelord neet i am today.
 
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