Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

thejackal2 said:
I'm still thinking it's Jon. He's AWOL. Hasn't been seen in any of her content since Disney. And she hasn't made any videos where he's obviously the producer either. I can see her making an ugly drunken pass at him on their trip, maybe he finally said fuck it the money isn't even worth it.
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He was in her Ugly Sweater commercials. Is that after Disney? We don’t know when those were made of course, a lot of Christmas stuff is done way in advance. I think we don’t see Jon much because Anna doesn’t leave the house much. He maybe has to get a real job now that her flare ups interfere with so much. :story:

edit: Tracey-did she follow Anna on anything, did Anna follow her? That might be a way to see their relationship status. I’d do it but I don’t have threads or IG.
 
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Boots N' Cats said:
Had a visceral full-body reaction to this scabby 40-y/o calling a woman 5 years her junior, "mother".
I hate this Taylor Swift arc, it makes her 20x more unbearable. Not only is it childish, but it's also so half-hearted. You can tell she's not into it.
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She is the worst kind of bottom feeder, it's like she's scraping the most obvious low-effort scum from the top of whatever flashes across her screen, and regurgitating it back into the world in the most detached, inauthentic way possible. Literally no shame. A 40 y/o sitting there surrounded by dirty washing, face covered in scabs, her sad potato tits making a shelf for her laptop, bigger than she's ever been and deepthroating a can of squirty cream and broadcasting it to the world. Anna is so fucking nasty and pointless now.
 
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Scrumption said:
She definitely was pouring whipped cream directly into her mouth by the way, while camping out on that mountain of dirty laundry. That’s how it got all over her apartment when she coughed. What a slob.
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I sat there spending so many seconds trying to figure out how that could have happened and this had to be it. I bet she didn't cough, either, but choked because she just couldn't stop pressing the nozzle for more.
I triple or quadruple that it was Tracey, because Anna whined about the ex-friend only wanting things from her, or taking, or something like that. So the thing might have been the Swift concert, which means that poor kid didn't get to go when Anna fatted out.
I guess we'll know soon enough if she posts pics of Tracey and the girl enjoying themselves, because that's what a real friend would do, lol, hahaha.
 
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She claimed she sold her ticket which once you know you “can’t” go why not offer it to Tracie so she can give it to another friend? Or sell it to said friend at a discount? It’s not like Anna gives a shit about money.

I do hope Tracie and daughter got to attend. That kind of disappointment would be crushing to a little kid. And I do believe Tracie is still married, to those who were wondering.

The gunt-as-desk shot seems to be a glimpse into Anna’s Christmas 2024- home alone, drunk and scabby with reeking piles of laundry and empty liquor bottles. Can you buy Reddiwhip by the case?
 
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I can smell the halitosis, feet, and day old farts from here, Sally Shine!

And she looks so... clammy. Like Russell Greer clammy.
 
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Her dad throwing money at her isn't surprising. In fact it explains a lot. Same deal as when she snuck cookies up to her room, made a mess and daddy just cleaned it up and told her not to worry. Spoiled her rotten. Imagine how many strings he pulled to get a HS dropout into BYU.
 
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I guess that answers the Tracey question. Her god kids are having a book fair, how would she know that unless they were still in contact?

Maybe Anna lies as much as her fat brethren, and she never had tickets, never told Tracey they were going, made the jacket for no reason. We think because she has money she spends it but maybe she’s just lying, and never had any intention of going to see Taylor Swift.

Weird kind of clout to shoot for.
 
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thejackal2 said:
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Her dad throwing money at her isn't surprising. In fact it explains a lot. Same deal as when she snuck cookies up to her room, made a mess and daddy just cleaned it up and told her not to worry. Spoiled her rotten. Imagine how many strings he pulled to get a HS dropout into BYU.
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This the second time she mentions this blank cheque from her father, her flex is she read so much? Couldn’t she go to library like normal book nerds?
 
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Czika3012 said:
This the second time she mentions this blank cheque from her father, her flex is she read so much? Couldn’t she go to library like normal book nerds?
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I could get it if she had a lifetime love of literature and reading. But she doesn't. Every white elder millenial of any means remembers the flex it was to go to the book fair and have mom and dad splurge. It's fine. It certainly helped a lot of kids get passionate about learning. But Anna did not! Like WTF. Shit was 30 years ago now. We're talking 3rd grade, 1992!
 
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Czika3012 said:
This the second time she mentions this blank cheque from her father, her flex is she read so much? Couldn’t she go to library like normal book nerds?
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The book fairs we American millenials had were not just about books. Tons of extras like posters, calendars, highlighters and pens, basically anything to get kids to spend their parents’ money.
 
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Yes, we were always more about the swag from the book fairs than just the books themselves. Why spend money on a book you could check out of the school or town library when you could buy a flocked teddy bear pencil topper or rainbow smelly eraser?

Now that the Eras Tour is over, does anyone think Anna will maintain her online Swiftie fandom or will she switch to something else?
 
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She's way too weak and sick to do this, but I'd love to see her campaign to get something like how she tried to get sports illustrated. Maybe a part in a mainstream TV show or into some kind of exclusive club. I used to like watching people talk about how they got their Hermes bag, maybe she could aim for a Birkin if that's still a thing.

edit: Okay, I thought of something. She loves Harry Potter (supposedly) and they're casting for the new show now. I honestly think she'd make a good Professor Umbridge and should launch an online campaign to get them to notice her.
 
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