Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

Anna's sweaters were the first Christmas clothes to be heavily(LOL) marked down on Jollibee. The other ugly sweaters were still at 45 bucks as of 12/08.

I mean, the dog sweaters had been marked down, but the human markdowns were screen printed sweatshirts plus Anna's crap. I was surprised to see that Anna's line still had 5Xs available, which means her actual fans wouldn't even buy the.
 
Plus, nobody will fuck her. Ever. Not even once. Not even blind drunk. Not even on a dare. Not even for money.

Along those lines, high-roller Anna could just buy a baby if she really wanted one. Or, she could shell out for a surrogate. What Anna wants, Anna gets.

Thankfully, Anna is so selfish and self-absorbed that she likely knows somewhere, deep down in her tiny fibrotic smooth brain, that she's not interested in sharing the spectacle spotlight with anyone--including her own child. Using Data a prop is as far as Anna goes in terms of loving something other than food and booze.
Oh, you'd be surprised at how many would fuck her. There are tons of chasers out there. I used to know this scooty-puff level deathfat chick who had spent some time living in some polyamorous fat fetishist's mansion in Las Vegas with his harem of ham planets.
 
I watched a 2022 Christmas movie (sigh, my husband actually likes them) and of course, there was a scene where the main characters had to get Christmas Sweaters. (I think the plot was a romance about a guy who believed in Santa but the love interest didn’t have him committed.) As they were pulling sweaters through racks I saw one that looked exactly like one of Anna’s: a reindeer with gold tinsel around it and an ornament hanging from an antler. Probably a red nose. So derivative.

I don’t think Anna has a creative bone in her body and I also don’t think she designed any of those sweaters. She maybe told them she’s known for bright colors and likes waist length sweaters and that’s it. they came up with these boring designs we’ve all seen and she approved like she did something. I don’t even think she realized the dog one was supposed to be Data (since there was also a cat one) until somebody made a comment.

Honestly, Tess!s huge ass shirt is more creative than Anna’s shirts. I wondered what they paid her to pretend she had a line.
 
I don’t think Anna has a creative bone in her body
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*Swoons*...I concur.
 
Touch grass gorl, seriously. You're losing any remaining sanity you had.
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Obesity isn’t an autoimmune disorder, fatty.

She definitely was pouring whipped cream directly into her mouth by the way, while camping out on that mountain of dirty laundry. That’s how it got all over her apartment when she coughed. What a slob.

It’s weird and not endearing for a 40 year old woman to refer to someone younger than her as “mother.” It’s one thing when a zoomer says it, but it is a whole different vibe when Anna says it. How old is Taylor anyway?
 
Obesity isn’t an autoimmune disorder, fatty.

She definitely was pouring whipped cream directly into her mouth by the way, while camping out on that mountain of dirty laundry. That’s how it got all over her apartment when she coughed. What a slob.

It’s weird and not endearing for a 40 year old woman to refer to someone younger than her as “mother.” It’s one thing when a zoomer says it, but it is a whole different vibe when Anna says it. How old is Taylor anyway?
There is def a bottle of booze on the counter behind her in that pigsty of an apartment. Red cap. Ain't nothing else packaged in glass like that other than liquor. Looks like the mixer soda is to its left. The industrial sized pack of clorox wipes as well. As our friend @Constellationzero always says, imagine the smell!
 
I think she’s crying because she thinks she should BE Taylor Swift, not because she should be watching Taylor Swift. She wants to be a gorgeous long-legged SKINNY wealthy famous woman with a handsome football playing husband, who is on stage and adored by tens of thousands.

Instead, she’s a fat 40 year old sloppy mess watching live-streamed concerts half drunk and sedated with whipped cream, and feeling like a part of something because she knows the inside jokes. Until the stream ends and she looks around her house.

Taylor could have a Christmas concert in Austin and Anna wouldn’t go. She’d buy tickets but there would surely be another flare up of her inadequacies leaving her unable to leave the house.

She went to Thanksgiving at Tracey's and was going to go to see the show with “friends” meaning Tracey and her daughter. As usual, she even made matching clothes. She cancelled the Swift concert for her, but what about Tracey and her daughter? There was some vague-posting about losing friends after this-think Tracey finally had enough?
 
There is def a bottle of booze on the counter behind her in that pigsty of an apartment. Red cap. Ain't nothing else packaged in glass like that other than liquor. Looks like the mixer soda is to its left. The industrial sized pack of clorox wipes as well. As our friend @Constellationzero always says, imagine the smell!
The bottle to the left of the one with the red cap looks like a bottle of Absolut Citron to me.

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She cancelled the Swift concert for her, but what about Tracey and her daughter? There was some vague-posting about losing friends after this-think Tracey finally had enough?
I've wondered the same thing. I really hope they got to go, because having that gift promised and then ripped away from her would be absolutely devastating for Tracey's daughter. And, frankly, if I were Tracey, that would be the final straw that broke the friendship's back.
 
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I think she’s crying because she thinks she should BE Taylor Swift, not because she should be watching Taylor Swift. She wants to be a gorgeous long-legged SKINNY wealthy famous woman with a handsome football playing husband, who is on stage and adored by tens of thousands.

Instead, she’s a fat 40 year old sloppy mess watching live-streamed concerts half drunk and sedated with whipped cream, and feeling like a part of something because she knows the inside jokes. Until the stream ends and she looks around her house.

Taylor could have a Christmas concert in Austin and Anna wouldn’t go. She’d buy tickets but there would surely be another flare up of her inadequacies leaving her unable to leave the house.

She went to Thanksgiving at Tracey's and was going to go to see the show with “friends” meaning Tracey and her daughter. As usual, she even made matching clothes. She cancelled the Swift concert for her, but what about Tracey and her daughter? There was some vague-posting about losing friends after this-think Tracey finally had enough?
I'm still thinking it's Jon. He's AWOL. Hasn't been seen in any of her content since Disney. And she hasn't made any videos where he's obviously the producer either. I can see her making an ugly drunken pass at him on their trip, maybe he finally said fuck it the money isn't even worth it.
 
Touch grass gorl, seriously. You're losing any remaining sanity you had.
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Had a visceral full-body reaction to this scabby 40-y/o calling a woman 5 years her junior, "mother".
I hate this Taylor Swift arc, it makes her 20x more unbearable. Not only is it childish, but it's also so half-hearted. You can tell she's not into it.
 
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