Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Midnight Energy Drink]

- Kayla was in the car with him during the call-in, and she spoke briefly to say 'hello'.

'Yes honey, call in to that Maddox show you started your Youtube career with.' She's such a moron. That's a really bad sign for the future.

- The prosecution KNOWS that he cannot talk about his case until the case is over. A lot of people put private things out in public, and there is a good story that will NEVER be told.

We've seen him lick Aaron, we know they slept in the same bed and Nick can't stop thinking about Aaron's dick.
Yet, The Real Gay Story™ is so gay and precious that will forever live in, and consume the remains of, his homosexual mind.
Minnesota released first ever brain autopsy of a living patient:

The surgeon called it 'a pathological faggotry'.

Look on the bright side, with nick not in prison, he's going to continue to provide many more hours of entertainment spiralling in his endless mid life crisis. Who knows what's going to come next? I can't wait for the next series of the balldo show to come out

After signing a really great deal with the prosecution (where they are really scared of what Nick can bring in the real court case) 2025 looks really bright:
- Nick goes back to regular streaming on legal topics and life
- He successfully ignores all the comments about the case, never mentions the The Real Gay Story™ again and moves the show in the right direction
- gets really great guests on the show
- sends out the 5K gifts
- signs a really great contract with Rumble
- absolutely no drama with April and Kayla
- Aaron goes to prison
- enjoys safely driving kids around
- The December 2025 case with Montagraph doesn't loom over the whole year making him abuse substances again
- fixes the door under the sink by the end of 2025

 

[St. Alia of the Knife]

- fixes the door under the sink by the end of 2025

He won't do that. The undersink cabinet is a SHRINE to a guy who DIED OF CANCER. It will remain there forever, so every time Niq looks at it, he will be reminded of that GrEaT GuY who DIED OF CANCER. That guy's memory will be forever fresh.

 

[Desktop User2]

He won't do that. The undersink cabinet is a SHRINE to a guy who DIED OF CANCER. It will remain there forever, so every time Niq looks at it, he will be reminded of that GrEaT GuY who DIED OF CANCER. That guy's memory will be forever fresh.

That´s my favorite white lie of his. The kitchen cabinet memorial.
The creative writing degree is paying for itself.

 

[AN/ALR56]

That´s my favorite white lie of his. The kitchen cabinet memorial.
The creative writing degree is paying for itself.

Hunter s Thompson ova here.

 

[Windy Moors]

- Nick didn't put his private life into the public eye. Other people did.

So guys this is a Balldo I've used it on my wife. Be sure to check out the lewds she posted in the public Locals chat.

 

[Nate Higgers]

Nick takes shots at Kino Casino and says they did worse things.

Gigacope. I’m not even sweeping for The Tard and The Lard, but neither of them had children involved in their debauchery. Abortski nipped that in the bud before it even got out of the womb.

Conversely, Nick Rekieta’s underaged daughter tested positive for cocaine.

 

[Swole McPole]

- He calls out Aaron for having weak-ass arms
- He calls out Aaron for not being a tough guy and not being able to fight anyone.
- Dax non-ironically talks about Aaron trying to revive a dead format.
- Nick says Aaron is obsessed with Radio. Nick thinks that is dumb. But Nick doesn't care.
- Nick learned that Aaron lives in this moment and nothing past/present/future does not exist. Everything Aaron does bends toward serving this exact moment.
- Aaron has told stories where he is the hero. But the real hero in all of those stories was either Nick, Kayla or April. Aaron's brain changes out other people for himself in stories.
- Aaron's stories are "really weird"
- Nick is way stronger than Aaron and was terrified of Nick's strength in real life. He looked into Nick's eyes and could not deal with him.
- Nick brags about knowing what porn Aaron watches and Aaron should not be critical of anyone on onlyfans.
- Aaron has no concept of self-actualization.
- If Aaron was self-aware, he would be self-loathing.

Damn, this fool is like one of those girls who get dumped and obsess about the guy who dumped them for years and years afterwards.

Bitch and moan all you like, Nick. I'm pretty sure Aaron Imholte is never going to get back together with you.

 

[East_Clintwood]

- Nick's kids have no concept of anything going on and are just happy to be home. Nick's kids know nothing about drugs or anything like that or why Nick had trouble with the law. Nick's oldest kid made a joke in the past about cocaine in the car with Nick and Nick's kid didn't really understand what cocaine really was. Nick was taught about drugs in public schools, but his children know nothing at all about drugs.
- Nick's kids know nothing whatsoever about drugs. They could not recognize them if they saw them.

- Nick never drank around his kids when he would have to drive or take care of them.

My nigga in Christ you were literally on stream getting plastered until the early hours while simultaneously bitching about how you had to drive your kids to activities in a few hours.

- Nick claims that 1 in 5 children in the USA would test positive for controlled substance

Is Nick confusing children and random $100 bills?

- Nick is way stronger than Aaron and was terrified of Nick's strength in real life. He looked into Nick's eyes and could not deal with him.

Lol. LMAO even. Don't get me wrong Aaron is an effeminate fag in his own right but I'm pretty sure he could snap Nick in half like the twig he is.

- Nick has suffered in his physical health and mental health because of what the government has done.

Man I can't believe the government held Nick down and stuffed coke up his nose and turned his house into a disgusting crack den and made him let other people fuck his wife.

 

[SargonF00t]

After signing a really great deal with the prosecution (where they are really scared of what Nick can bring in the real court case) 2025 looks really bright:
- Nick goes back to regular streaming on legal topics and life
- He successfully ignores all the comments about the case, never mentions the The Real Gay Story™ again and moves the show in the right direction
- gets really great guests on the show
- sends out the 5K gifts
- signs a really great contract with Rumble
- absolutely no drama with April and Kayla
- Aaron goes to prison
- enjoys safely driving kids around
- The December 2025 case with Montagraph doesn't loom over the whole year making him abuse substances again
- fixes the door under the sink by the end of 2025

And most importantly, the bedroom is destigmatised.

 

[6thRanger]

What evidentery issues? Illegal drugs were there. If they had not tested as such in lab the case would already be gone... You can not get more slam drunk than it was...

I presume he told them he intends to, with his notable wealth, put forward a number of deranged challenges to every piece of evidence supplied by the prosecution, making the trial quite expensive for Kandiyohi County. Essentially, what big nasty evil government is often accused of doing to the little guy, he is threatening to do to them.

 

[TherapyMan]

'Yes honey, call in to that Maddox show you started your Youtube career with.' She's such a moron. That's a really bad sign for the future.

Pretty bold of you to assume that Kayla could ever hope to keep Nick away from his only true love and real father, Dax Herrera.

 

[Vibralldo]

I presume he told them he intends to, with his notable wealth, put forward a number of deranged challenges to every piece of evidence supplied by the prosecution, making the trial quite expensive for Kandiyohi County. Essentially, what big nasty evil government is often accused of doing to the little guy, he is threatening to do to them.

Reminds me of a Greer or an Acerthorn:

Drag the trial out out of spite

Great job, Nick:

You're on the level of literal retards

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

- Everyone has it wrong. Everyone pretends to care about children, but do not know their names.

Right, because you have to know someone's name to care about their well being.

- The kids have no idea about internet drama do not totally understand why they were taken out of their home. They told the cops that they had no idea about drugs

Did they have an idea of mom and dad sleeping 4 to a bed with the Imholtes?

- People are pretending to be Nick's friends, but they never were. LawTube people are just being jealous.

Jealous of being busted for coke and child endangerment?

- Nick does not keep a list of grudges against people.

Fucking doubt.

- Nick is very close to a deal in the case, and he thinks that he will come to a deal at his next hearing. Nick has a LOT of evidentiary issues he could raise and hammer the prosecution on. it could be enough to win, but there is always risk and it will cost a lot of time and money. The easiest thing to do is to compromise and make a deal.

Do it then Nick. Don't be a pussy, fight and win.

- Nick repeats the lie that the State's response to the motion to ask for recording of the pre-trial motions where they said 'there are no victims' and 'children will not testify'., that it means the State conceded the children were not victimised in any way.

He keeps harping on this despite it being a lie. He is going to cope with this until his grave.

- Nick takes shots at Kino Casino and says they did worse things.

Did they do these worse things while having 5 kids at home?

- Nick claims that 1 in 5 children in the USA would test positive for controlled substance.

I think he meant 1 in 5 in his household.

- Nick has recordings of the reports and interviews made to police and he could go through those on his show.

How about you go through the bodycam footage on your show. No?

- Nick is way stronger than Aaron and was terrified of Nick's strength in real life. He looked into Nick's eyes and could not deal with him.

Amateur boxer Aaron was sacred of Nick's strength that only can lift a whiskey glass to his mouth.

- If Aaron was self-aware, he would be self-loathing.

HOLY PROJECTION BATMAN.

- After the case is over, Nick will make his comeback.

Nick, I don't want to hear about the cum on your back from Ricardo and Romaine.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Now all we need is a gay sex tape to come out revealing Balldo has a penis that looks like a fucking sandworm.

That will crash the site harder than Destiny's sandworm phimosis cock, don't wish this evil upon us

 

[LiquidKid]

I now want Nick to go to trial solely so we can see why magic evidence would require the state to spend a fortune.
He probably has the most open and short case they’ve had to deal with all year

 

[Canard]

I presume he told them he intends to, with his notable wealth, put forward a number of deranged challenges to every piece of evidence supplied by the prosecution, making the trial quite expensive for Kandiyohi County. Essentially, what big nasty evil government is often accused of doing to the little guy, he is threatening to do to them.

That seems like potentially very effective way to make judge throw book at someone especially a lawyer... Still maybe it plays out being annoying enough just to go for a deal...

 

[6thRanger]

That seems like potentially very effective way to make judge throw book at someone especially a lawyer... Still maybe it plays out being annoying enough just to go for a deal...

At the end of the day, if they actually are looking at significant costs for what is really a basic bitch crime (drug posession), I cant fault them for wanting all this gay nonsense done with as quickly as possible.

Principles matter, but a key principle is doing whats best for the county, and that likely doesn't include dedicating the time to respond to Rekeita making numerous psuedo-plausible claims that require expert witnesess, multiple rounds of lab analysis and a long witness list when the result will be the same: the rich bastard getting a little asspained with no prison time.

 

[ShinyStar]

Man I can't believe the government held Nick down and stuffed coke up his nose and turned his house into a disgusting crack den and made him let other people fuck his wife.

Nick is the perfect example of someone who should not be allowed to plead guilty. He thinks he's innocent of everything, and all the wrongdoing was on the part of the government. He's not suffering the consequences of his actions, everything that's happening to him is someone else's fault. Sitting there, and having one side lay out the evidence while he lays out his spin, and having his spin expressly be rejected by 12 of his peers sitting in judgment over him is what this guy needs.

 

[Strix454]

I now want Nick to go to trial solely so we can see why magic evidence would require the state to spend a fortune.
He probably has the most open and short case they’ve had to deal with all year

Nick's big lie in that area, so far as it can be determined, is that he can win the case or by challenging all the drug testing in the case.

This gets back to Nick's old (wrong) idea that the state has to prove that he used drugs to convict him of possession. They do not.

All the charges the state has currently brought, including child endangerment, could be made without a single drug test being in evidence. The only area where drug testing would enter into the case would be if the daughter's positive test were entered into evidence and the state sought a higher charge related to the child endangerment aspects of the case.

In a simple possession case and related child endangerment, the only testing that matters is the testing of the substance found during the search of the house. Nothing else matters.

The most likely reason for a plea deal at this point is that Nick is willing to go along with a plea deal which is effectively equal to a sentence in a trial conviction. When Nick talked about the deal with Dax, that seemed like what was being negotiated.

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

The most likely reason for a plea deal at this point is that Nick is willing to go along with a plea deal which is effectively equal to a sentence in a trial conviction. When Nick talked about the deal with Dax, that seemed like what was being negotiated.

I sincerely hope that whatever deal is negotiated forces Nick to plea guilty to child endangerment. I know he desperately wants that dropped because then he can crow about how the state totally dropped that because they knew it was bullshit and not because that's just how plea deals work. I want him to be saddled with a guilty plea for CE because no matter what cope he comes up with he still plead to it.