Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[john marston]

I sincerely hope that whatever deal is negotiated forces Nick to plea guilty to child endangerment. I know he desperately wants that dropped because then he can crow about how the state totally dropped that because they knew it was bullshit and not because that's just how plea deals work. I want him to be saddled with a guilty plea for CE because no matter what cope he comes up with he still plead to it.

I think he deserves child abuse. But I also don't think it's on the table.

 

[Horrified Bystander]

- Nick's kids have NEVER seen Nick drunk

I know we don’t need proof this degenerate is lying but if we did, this is it. It’s almost statistically impossible for someone to spend 60% of the day drunk off their ass and not have it be seen by people living in the same house. Even if you want to get faggoty with the syntax, the kids will have seen him “functionally alcoholic” drunk at minimum. So legally drunk but not noticeably drunk.

 

[Melty Butter]

This has appeared before in the thread, but I think some people may have missed it and I don't think this can be stressed enough, when dealing with this lying cocksucker.

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“I can’t wait to tell you the whole story.”

In honor of your retrospective, I did a thing during the news drought.

A SELECTION OF NICK'S TWEETS SINCE NOV. 1 (completely out of context when necessary)


Agree! Good luck with that.


Does April? My Retard to English Translate function broke.


That bible verse is about money, Pastor Rackets. Translation: SATAN.


It's 'ackshelly', lit major. Also, X to doubt.




I'm getting all tingly with your word games.


(context, called April a ho)


Sigmond Typo Freud doing God's slip work.


Whose bottom?




Lol. Lmao even.





No, you.











Meme>Comment:
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Syntax, Nick. Did you mean "will be"? ... No? Didn't think so.


We're doin' our damndest 'round here.

There's a link for that. (Under the spoiler in @Himedall All-seeing Waifu's post)



Recovery is a bitch.



Which is it?


Agree! See, we've come full circle.

Actual topics covered over 5 weeks: Raging at Sean, raging at Nate, raging at Chad Z, raging at Keanu, banning dozens of people, denying dozens of times that his kid ingested coke, 'nerd' to infinity, get thee to Canada (for suicide), public sexting with April.

Bonus I:
New April theory: He needed her off HIS Twitter account bc she's facing charges.

Bonus II
I missed this at the time. John's living rent-free.

Edit: A word

 

[AltisticRight]

Wasn’t MetokurMasochist also a Rekieta Law dono?

Oh yeah, absolutely. There were even rumours claiming Kino Casino didn't originally cover skelly because their biggest whale MM demanded so. How did I forget this? I'm so dumb.
Skelly also gloated that we had a paedophile on the site, who was banned right away. And? This nonce has been a member of his LOCALS for over 2 years.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Man Rekieta is so cool. Every super cool person I know is constantly responding to people yelling, "lol gay retard!" and "Child abuser!" at them. He should write a book on how he got to this lofty position in life.

 

[MechanicusAdmin]

I truly wish him a million more misfortunes.

 

[Ah ha']

This is the best one because he admits that he is indecent. He finds a decent man to be an inadequate model for what he wants to do, because a decent man wouldnt be so debauched, wouldnt whore out his wife, would take care of his children, and be respectable.

I just want to see this damn liar be punished for his indeceny, everytime he writes out these pedantic little quips I am just waiting for the sweet release of justice.

 

[Ice Gun Ninja]

Nick's kids have NEVER seen Nick drunk.

Does anybody know the name of the clip where one of Nick's child walks in and Nick turns to the camera and says "it's <something> past bedtime, what do you want?" and then comes back and tells the that she was singing and it was making the other child angry.

 

[Peace Through Power]

Does anybody know the name of the clip where one of Nick's child walks in and Nick turns to the camera and says "it's <something> past bedtime, what do you want?" and then comes back and tells the that she was singing and it was making the other child angry.

"Childruption" in the Elissa archive

*edit. I have to point out the freeze frame at 0:22. It made me laugh a bit

 

[Drama Trauma]

It's probably asked and answered before, but does Nick have some form of autism? Maybe he is on the spectrum? Looking back again on his latest replies they seem quite childish.

 

[Desktop User2]

It's probably asked and answered before, but does Nick have some form of autism? Maybe he is on the spectrum? Looking back again on his latest replies they seem quite childish.

I dont see it at all...

 

[Ice Gun Ninja]

It's probably asked and answered before, but does Nick have some form of autism? Maybe he is on the spectrum? Looking back again on his latest replies they seem quite childish.

He's got wet brain.

 

[Pedophobe]

It's probably asked and answered before, but does Nick have some form of autism? Maybe he is on the spectrum? Looking back again on his latest replies they seem quite childish.

Being a faggot is no longer considered a disability.

 

[john marston]

"Childruption" in the Elissa archive

*edit. I have to point out the freeze frame at 0:22. It made me laugh a bit
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*Casually makes jokes about his daughter being assaulted because she liked a male singer*
My reaction:

 

[Mr. Manchester]

*Casually makes jokes about his daughter being assaulted because she liked a male singer*
My reaction:
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I don't think you're balding that badly, friend.

 

[Desktop User2]

Childruption" in the Elissa archive

Luckily his kids never witnessed him drunk or high, right?

 

[john marston]

I don't think you're balding that badly, friend.

No actually, on the contrary, I need to get a haircut, my hair is getting too long

 

[Vibralldo]

"Childruption" in the Elissa archive

*edit. I have to point out the freeze frame at 0:22. It made me laugh a bit
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Wrong again, Kiwifags!

Nick is clearly not drunk in this video, he's high!

 

[Gelato]

Luckily his kids never witnessed him drunk or high, right?

Maybe his older kids noticed and just don't really care.
Like what he said about moms being OF models.
They know, but realize that his job is to make an ass out of himself for profit so they can go to disneyland or whatever the fuck he said.
But IDK how things are going now.... He just makes an ass out of himself for kiwis and what little wine aunts he has left.

 

[Desktop User2]

Maybe his older kids noticed and just don't really care.
Like what he said about moms being OF models.
They know, but realize that his job is to make an ass out of himself for profit so they can go to disneyland or whatever the fuck he said.
But IDK how things are going now.... He just makes an ass out of himself for kiwis and what little wine aunts he has left.

I was being facetious, they obviously saw him drunk, high and absconding with his mistress... he is drunk and high on that very video talking to his kid, that was the joke.