Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

[The Judean People's Front]

How do you “gently roast” a baby?

At 350 degrees for 40 minutes, rotating it halfway through.

sorry, I literally couldn't help myself

 

[Basic Block]

"Can't show the hubbie presents cuz they use social media"

She has no qualms telling her thousands of followers how inadequate, fat and sexually unappealing they are, so what's the harm in revealing their Christmas cuck cages to the world?

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

It's appalling that the adults in this household are buying one another presents while Hannah gets just one gift for each holiday because of how tight money is.

In any circumstance in any family I have ever seen undergoing financial strain, adults immediately agree: "no gifts this year for adults, right?" It's not a sacrifice, it's not martyring yourself, it's making sure any money that is spent, is spent on the kids who don't understand why times are tight.

A $45 necklace for the boyfriend, plus undoubtedly presents of similar value for each of the cucks. $150 of gifts for a baby is a great Christmas haul, enough for something big plus half a dozen high-quality small gifts. Look at this adorable activity table that costs $35 and has all sorts of fun stuff a baby Hannah's age, who has recently learned how to hang on while standing, would love to play with all day. Could've bought that and a couple of smaller things for $15, at which point you'd have spent $50 on toys and gotten the current $10 off $50 promotion. That's a nice "big" gift plus two smaller ones, for less than she spent on a dumb necklace for her dumb boyfriend.

 

[unexpected onions]

The problem isn't really that they don't have money, it's just that they don't care enough about Hannah to want to spend it on her.

 

[Stinkyboy]

Gracie, I mean Hannah can buy her own presents.

 

[Trombonista]

Why doesn't Becky ask her followers for donations if money's so tight?

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Why doesn't Becky ask her followers for donations if money's so tight?

Or set up a wish list of toys for Hannah? People might be more willing to donate if it was something going directly to a child.

Of course, Becky can't not spend equivalent money on Sam to what she spends on Hannah, since he's her "son," right?

This will be one of many, many, many times in Hah-nuh's life where she will be obviously and intentionally placed below one of Becky's many boyfriends on Becky's priority list.

 

[Battery Low]

Five adults to lavish attention on her yet no-one picked her up or played with her enough to spare her from getting her fucking skull deformed. Wow. So surrounded by love and care. Great job.

 

[I Just Want To Read]

I want to be optimistic about Hannah so bad but Becky is making it very difficult.

My first thought was... Does Sam even want that dumb necklace? High-functioning autists generally just want things that align with their special interests. They can be very bad at hiding their disappointment when they get things they don't like too.

Amused that Becky doesn't see why people assume suicide, after her side of politics has spent years claiming that if you don't do exactly what trans people tell you to, they'll kill themselves.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Becky got Hannah's age wrong the first time she tried to post this.



OK, time to put our Kiwi thinking caps on. The HOA is trying to kick out the "commune." What nuisance were they creating? Who are the "experts" making statements that no such nuisance exists? Are they keeping the dogs outside all the time now to bark and disrupt people's lives?



I'm sure she'll be e-begging her legal bills soon.

 

[unexpected onions]

Maybe HOA isn't happy about all the dog shit in their yard stinking up the area.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Becky is boiling water for the baby bottles, something you haven't needed to do in the US for decades.



Apparently the nuisance is their pool pump, which they run all through the night and keep people awake with. They're sure this can't be happening, and won't be running the pump at a different time or anything.

Jackson's useless as ever.

Hey, Becky's HOA, if you're over here trying to look for information on these people, there's so much more than the pool pump going on in that house.

 

[Zemblan Physics]

Hey, Becky's HOA, if you're over here trying to look for information on these people, there's so much more than the pool pump going on in that house.

Well, what do you know, Becky has succeeded in making me route for a HOA. She truly has special gifts.

 

[lindsayfan]

did we know these yuppie scum had a pool?? i didn't. regardless, becky vs. a HOA is a true "alien vs predator" situation. PLEASE let the HOA find her social media, PLEASE... because if the pressure from the HOA is ratcheted up even one notch becky is going to be posting homicide and suicide threats all over the place.

my fear however is that this is a nothingburger and just another instance of the bored rich girl entertaining herself. they probably got an email that said "hey please don't run your loud grinding pool thingy all night" and in beckyworld that becomes 'they've declared war on our commune."

 

[sarna]

Loving the implication that Jackson is some kind of savage pit bull attack lawyer and not an unemployable Tweedle Dum permanently ensconced in a jizz-stained gaming chair.

 

[salt]

I mean what poor, struggling queer trans Latinx immigrant communes don’t have their own pool?

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Realistically, I no longer even know what they're doing in Southern California. Everything's expensive as fuck there, everything is a long drive away. If they're down to one remote job, this would be a great time to take the equity they have in their property, sell it, and go buy something more modest in a more affordable area. They live in a place that's insanely expensive because of all the people who need to be able to commute to their Los Angeles jobs.

Their choice to remain means they officially have even less sense than the Laverys.

 

[lindsayfan]

If they're down to one remote job, this would be a great time to take the equity they have in their property, sell it, and go buy something more modest in a more affordable area.

no no no that's becky's "Forever Home" you're talking about! her murky-purple-with-primary-yellow trim forever home.



i wonder if/when becky will intentionally or accidentally leave her twitter deactivated to the 30 day mark and thus have it perma-deleted. i bet she isn't planning to do that quite yet- she had a LOT of personal-brand equity sunk into that account- but it's easy to fuck up the deadline after that first or second 28-day "temporary reactivation/re-deactivation" cycle to keep it alive.

 

[I Just Want To Read]

Becky overreacts (I know, water is wet, but this time she hasn't even tried to exaggerate the situation to make herself seem justified):

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

Becky overreacts (I know, water is wet, but this time she hasn't even tried to exaggerate the situation to make herself seem justified):

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she will never admit it but this is exactly why they’re all embarrassed by Becky and co. She’s not only retarded but tedious, jfc. She acknowledges that they don’t seem to care for her, she whines about the detached way they relay news about the retard sexpest commune, but stops short at accepting the sum of one and one. They don’t like Becky because she’s a whore lol. Becky is even more detached as hah-nuh’s mother when she discusses anything to do with her so I’m not sure why she’s so mad when other people are just as impersonal about it.