Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Mandatory User Name]

How does Nick still have Locals supporters? how does he still have people defending him? he's barely streamed in an entire year, you could probably count the number of times on both hands, there's no value return in supporting him unless you enjoy his (very) occasional seething butthurt streams. But more than that he's gone back on every belief and principle he once espoused, he's a hollowed out shell of man, a pathetic loser nerd trying desperately to be one of "the cool kids" while in his 40's. Who the heck is left for him and why?

 

[daffodils]

And he's back in Melton's chat

 

[Gelato]

I was being facetious, they obviously saw him drunk, high and absconding with his mistress... he is drunk and high on that very video talking to his kid, that was the joke.

yea but I Just wanted an excuse to compare himself to his stance on the OF thing

 

[Melty Butter]

Summary of Dick Show call-in:

It's really worth listening to the original recording (linked in Himedall's post).

Himedall and @Strix454 did a great job summarizing his words... But listening between the lines:

- It sure sounds like he failed at least one drug/alcohol test. He larps on about how they get the reports a week later, how the alcohol could be in a sauce from cooking. (I mean...) If there was a failure, I assume this was the drug test in which he raged at April and Keanu went public.

- The result of this maybe-failed test is that the state will demand more stringent testing. Sounds like he's willing to take the L.

- Note how the topic of April is mostly ignored. I'm sure that this was by design.

 

[Peace Through Power]

How does Nick still have Locals supporters? how does he still have people defending him? he's barely streamed in an entire year, you could probably count the number of times on both hands, there's no value return in supporting him unless you enjoy his (very) occasional seething butthurt streams. But more than that he's gone back on every belief and principle he once espoused, he's a hollowed out shell of man, a pathetic loser nerd trying desperately to be one of "the cool kids" while in his 40's. Who the heck is left for him and why?

Is there anyone left other than Grifty, still-life and that old crazy lady? There are probably more a-log followers than unironic followers at this point

 

[john marston]

And he's back in Melton's chat

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He really has a fascination with fat women. He may spend almost as much time in the Deathsfats board as he does here. I see why he and Josh were friends at one point.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

It's probably asked and answered before, but does Nick have some form of autism? Maybe he is on the spectrum? Looking back again on his latest replies they seem quite childish.

No, he's just a lying selfish asshole.

 

[AltisticRight]

He really has a fascination with fat women. He may spend almost as much time in the Deathsfats board as he does here. I see why he and Josh were friends at one point.

If he eats two more Dorito chips, this entire thread should be moved there.

 

[porkWellington]

> wife falls in love with Aaron
> pays Melton $5 to read his messages.
> might have to go no-contact with April

Never put on the Sonichu medallion bros

 

[Mandatory User Name]

No, he's just a lying selfish asshole.

Nick is a control freak who believes that he so brilliant that he can fool all of the people all of the time, unfortunately for Nick his wet brain no longer has the capacity of fooling anyone aside from other drug addled whores (and himself).

 

[Mr. Manchester]

He really has a fascination with fat women. He may spend almost as much time in the Deathsfats board as he does here. I see why he and Josh were friends at one point.

I blame Anime Sucks Cope and Sneed for sending him those fat dragons. Must have awakened something in him.

 

[AnOminous]

we can agree to disagree on this one, that is a ongoing investigation they are going to treat it separately, they cant throw in there cause they are no charges even filed yet.

They might not, but they absolutely can. You're just wrong they can't. They have nearly limitless discretion in how to tailor a plea.

Principles matter, but a key principle is doing whats best for the county, and that likely doesn't include dedicating the time to respond to Rekeita making numerous psuedo-plausible claims that require expert witnesess, multiple rounds of lab analysis and a long witness list when the result will be the same: the rich bastard getting a little asspained with no prison time.

And this is why unfortunately such a deal is likely. Even if Nick is an absolute prick and wastes enormous amounts of money for both sides, and gets found guilty, he's still probably looking at a guidelines sentence barely worse than what the deal is. Maybe he even wins and gives a huge black eye to the prosecution. Maybe he gets a little jail in the worst case scenario. Neither side wants to gamble without serious motivation, and this is a minor white trash tard crime.

The best case, at least for our entertainment, is he pleads out on this then they go ahead with the arguably more serious computer felony, at least in the eyes of the law since "cyber" anything is seen as some sort of evil voodoo. Snatch $50 from a cash register when nobody's looking and it's nothing. Steal $50 from an ATM by "hacking" it and you're Kevin Mitnick.

This gets back to Nick's old (wrong) idea that the state has to prove that he used drugs to convict him of possession. They do not.

At most, use is somewhat probative as to possession because if you had no idea why drugs were in your house, the fact you haven't done any of them is at least compatible with that defense. If OTOH you test positive as a heavy drug user when you supposedly had heavy amounts of drugs, well, that defense starts to look even more like a huge crock.

(And if you actually provably did have a huge amount of drugs and DIDN'T use them, it opens up the whole other can of worms as to what you were doing with them, such as distribution.)

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I was being facetious, they obviously saw him drunk, high and absconding with his mistress... he is drunk and high on that very video talking to his kid, that was the joke.

I just find it funny and WEERD that Nick's eldest (who had to be explained what cociane was) was represented in the CPS transcript as someone who could help monitor his parents' sobriety.

The man cannot keep a narrative straight.

Is there anyone left other than Grifty, still-life and that old crazy lady? There are probably more a-log followers than unironic followers at this point

He has a few dozen. They crawl out of the woodwork when he posts on LOCALS or Twitter. Almost no one is active on the LOCALS chat. There are maybe 1 dozen messages per day, on average.

 

[demicolon]

It's probably asked and answered before, but does Nick have some form of autism? Maybe he is on the spectrum? Looking back again on his latest replies they seem quite childish.

It's been answered before, and Nick most probably suffers from narcissistic personality disorder. Yeah, I know, everyone now is either autistic or a narcissist, but he checks a lot of boxes for professional diagnosis.

Nick claims to have oppositional personality disorder, something that applies only to little kids and Joshua Connor Moon. In adults, it manifests as that "Ed, don't eat that dirt" clip from Ed, Edd and Eddy.

Nick is about as far from autistic as you can get; the only thing you could nail him for that is trouble reading social cues but that IMO is caused by Nick being too in love with himself and drunk off his ass to read the room and stop making anal sex jokes about bedbound 10 year old girls who are tied to a bed in a Silent Hill hospital and shit themselves uncontrollably.

 

[Captain Manning]

At the end of the day, if they actually are looking at significant costs for what is really a basic bitch crime (drug posession), I cant fault them for wanting all this gay nonsense done with as quickly as possible.

He's lying when he says he can make it very expensive for the state. All of his bullshit motions get bushed aside, and they got him dead to rights.

He's basically trying to claim that he could totally fight this and win, but he doesn't want to.

It's a cope. Don't fall for it.

 

[Strix454]

It's probably asked and answered before, but does Nick have some form of autism? Maybe he is on the spectrum? Looking back again on his latest replies they seem quite childish.

By appearances no. The only thing that points in that direction is Aaron's report that Nick was hitting himself in the head during an argument with someone. That could be a sign of something. But I think generally Nick's set of issues isn't really a spectrum illness. Its more that Nick has been able to get away with avoiding adult responsibilities his whole life through a combination of indulgent parenting and his grandparents money. He is in his 40s and he has the behavior profile of a spoiled child.

ow does Nick still have Locals supporters? how does he still have people defending him? he's barely streamed in an entire year, you could probably count the number of times on both hands, there's no value return in supporting him unless you enjoy his (very) occasional seething butthurt streams. But more than that he's gone back on every belief and principle he once espoused, he's a hollowed out shell of man, a pathetic loser nerd trying desperately to be one of "the cool kids" while in his 40's. Who the heck is left for him and why?

Some of them are themselves total degenerates who approve of everything Nick has done and would themselves have done the same thing (or have done the same things). Grifty is a good example of this. Cgoody and maybe that Art guy if he is still around as well.

Some of them are alogs or trolls. Still-Life would be a good example of this.

Some of them are just moronic trash who believe whatever Nick tells them about the arrest and the case. They only listen to Nick and they blindly accept whatever Nick tells them.

 

[AnOminous]

And he's back in Melton's chat

What a loser. He used to get paid hundreds and maybe even thousands some times to call people fat. Now he's superchatting a pedophile to pay for the privilege.

 

[Desktop User2]

The man cannot keep a narrative straight.

I honestly think he is a pathological liar. I mean on the clinical sense, like a defective brain.

 

[daffodils]

 

[Pedophobe]

But I think generally Nick's set of issues isn't really a spectrum illness.

We used to call people "bitches" instead of "narcissists". Nick is a bitch and he's very concerned about maintaining his weight. He's a little bitch.