Artcow SamanthaPrater / EruzaArto / DefyingGravityAgain / Emily Nicole Cassidy / Willowtheway / Uniloax - Special Ed Art Thief and "Big Bonned" Attention Whore; Perpetual Liar; Cucumber Princess; Negligent Animal Abuser; Twice Investigated for Murder

On the topic of Emily's relatives, Squirrel had something to say:
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It's time again for Last Night's Tumblr Roundup, half of which I think were posted directly to the farms:
The Karen Rant.
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Gaslighter gaslights.
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"Rules for thee but not for me" continues as usual.
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"Everything is someone else's fault".
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> Block me, move on from me.
Because that works oh so well when dealing with someone that makes new accounts at the drop of a hat and has been confirmed to use at least 157 different names.

Emily remains mad at the internet.
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Emmily, you're so dumb it's pitiful. You're mentally a toddler. You need to be in some home with a schedule (kids like schedules). Here you go:

Midnight-noon: Sleep
12:15pm: Cereal
1pm: Playtime
2pm: Naptime
3pm: Drawing lessons
4pm: indoor play
5pm: Clean up
6pm: Dinner (a grilled cheese sandwich)
7pm: Bathtime
8pm-midnight: Sleep or quiet time.

It goes without saying, but you would never have internet access. Ideally, no TV access either.

You never answered the newcomer's questions, Emmily.
 
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Catgirls are Love said:
> Block me, move on from me.
Because that works oh so well when dealing with someone that makes new accounts at the drop of a hat and has been confirmed to use at least 157 different names.
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Its also an issue that Emily pretends Lamby has said something to suit Emilys imagined narrative. To the point where Lamby has to come out and say something along the lines of "Just because I have been silent does not mean Emily speaks for me. She does not."
Lamby continues to do nothing that should affect this fat retard and that infuriates Emily. She genuinely wishes she had a valid point to use as a cudgel against Lamby. Not to mention the constant power fantasy of having a personal army to do as she pleases, in addition to premature declarations that she has somehow "won" against us.

Catgirls are Love said:
On the topic of Emily's relatives, Squirrel had something to say:
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I don't think Sparkletor means to imply they are bad people. I just think Ronda fucked up majorly by drinking while pregnant. A cautionary tale of sorts.

Sparkletor 2.0 said:
I just assumed that the mom had DiGeorge since Emily has said many times that her mother has the same condition as her.
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Well there's your issue: You believed a habitual liar.
 
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SamanthaPrater said:
I've been avoiding this site because I am pretty sure half of you if not all are MINORS and again. I DO NOT WISH TO TALK WITH PEOPLE UNDER EIGHTEEN.
it makes me HEAVILY uncomfortable.

please respect that, and leave me alone!
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The site is 18+, minors aren't allowed here and are instantly banned when discovered. You would know that if you ever actually read anything instead of just forming opinions based on your own biases.
 
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Man In A Dress said:
Well there's your issue: You believed a habitual liar
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My best friend Emily would never lie
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The site is 18+, minors aren't allowed here and are instantly banned when discovered. You would know that if you ever actually read anything instead of just forming opinions based on your own biases.
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In Emily's mind the reason we don't believe her and apologize is because we don't watch her videos. Since she put an 18+ rating on them the reason we aren't watching must be because we're all minors.
 
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NerdShamer said:
If they were 18+, then that would mean that she's posting actual porn on her YT channel. As such, we should report her videos for violating YouTube's TOS
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While I am all for making Emily's shit more difficult, we can hardly report her videos for violating YT's TOS if she flags them 18+ on YouTube! 18+ =/= pornography. There's plenty of other reasons to flag your content adults only and YT allows for this.
 
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The Un-Clit said:
While I am all for making Emily's shit more difficult
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My general rule of thumb when handling things Emily posts elsewhere is to only document it here with two notable exceptions:
  1. Emily posts something that so egregiously violates the ToS I don't even need to look up the ToS to verify it, at which point it gets reported.
  2. Emily goes and attempts to stir up a personal army somewhere else with her usual lies and gaslighting, after which I feel no regret in providing a highlight reel to speedrun the "Wow, this person is both full of shit and has an incurable hateboner" curve.
There's no need to do anything when Emily will happily be the architect of her own misery without any external help.
 
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Catgirls are Love said:
My general rule of thumb when handling things Emily posts elsewhere is to only document it here with two notable exceptions:
  1. Emily posts something that so egregiously violates the ToS I don't even need to look up the ToS to verify it, at which point it gets reported.
  2. Emily goes and attempts to stir up a personal army somewhere else with her usual lies and gaslighting, after which I feel no regret in providing a highlight reel to speedrun the "Wow, this person is both full of shit and has an incurable hateboner" curve.
There's no need to do anything when Emily will happily be the architect of her own misery without any external help.
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True, what I said sounds like I encourage cow-tipping and that's absolutely not the case.

A free-range lolcow always gives the absolute best content, and Emily is a sterling example of that.
 
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I am almost positive Emily's mother also has DiGeorge. And the Parkinson's is a more recent diagnosis. DiGeorge does come with an increased chance of early Parkinson's.

I don't think Emily's mom is really a bad person. It sounds like she dealt with a lot of mental issues and some diminished capacity, got knocked up, and tried her best but because of her own limitations, she just wasn't able to take care of Emily and her brothers. I mean, Emily would be a handful for any parent, let alone one with their own issues.

Did her mom have some fuck ups? Sure. But it seems to me like she at least tried to make improvements in her life (and the kids by giving custody to Emily's grandmother) to the best of her abilities. I don't think I've seen any proof of her mother being outwardly malicious and cruel like Emily.

Emily on the other hand, will never ever try to actually make her life any better. Shit, she can't even improve her doodles.
 
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Aw, bummer, she's still alive?

SamanthaPrater said:
Only immature kids use the term "Downie."
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Oh we're back to what adults do and don't say, huh? Toot harder.

Sparkletor 2.0 said:
Emily has the brain of an 11 year old girl.
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In a jar of frosting, kept on a windowsill to ferment. I don't think she herself has anything akin to a brain in that impenetrable skull of hers.
 
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