Patrick Alan Melton / Nobody Likes Onions / "THE QUEEN!!" - Obese STMS a-log, "Dabbleverse" creep, "jokes" about children starting an OnlyFans (at 15), scouts X to find photos of them, offers child vocalised TTS. Argued for "ethical generative AI CP", conceded awkwardly with a laugh amid backlash.

i also wrote this in the nick threat,

Quick question when y'all think Nick and Melton will be charged on the cybercrimes email hack. I think it took them about 2-3 months to charge Aaaron with Revenge porn and that was a pretty simple case. This is going to require all the discord stuff and videos from melton, subpoena of emails etc... its been about 4 weeks since aaron went to the cops I figure it will take 2-3 months so maybe January or February . Also with Melton constantly being the best witness against himself the cops are probably in no hurry cause he gives them the best case against fattycakes.
 
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PPP has like a normal fat guys body just fat all over fatrick has a weird body where he has like a huge gut, man tits, hunchback and chicken legs and arms he is a freak.
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PPP may be a gigantic ugly ass deathfat but at least he looks like he bathes and doesn't have the visible stink lines coming off him you see with so many deathfats.
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Fatrick is deceptively tall 6'5-6'6 depending on which online source you believe. So his bulbous fat distribution looks more even.
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I'm surprised to hear that because his voice and mannerisms are those of a pathetic manlet. I would have guessed he was Riley or Ethan Ralph sized.
 
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AnOminous said:
PPP may be a gigantic ugly ass deathfat but at least he looks like he bathes and doesn't have the visible stink lines coming off him you see with so many deathfats.

I'm surprised to hear that because his voice and mannerisms are those of a pathetic manlet. I would have guessed he was Riley or Ethan Ralph sized.
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His new "wifey" literally looks like a little girl next to him.
 

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I've been curious where the idea came from that his wife is retarded. Is it just because she looks retarded and married the fat pedo mutant, or is there other evidence as well?
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i think a few people know who she is and said she was a slow person, and the fact that hunchback freak hasn't really denied it is probably all you need to know.
 
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Is the wife thing confirmed? We knew he probably wasn´t married 3 weeks in his thread creation because of the house records then someone claimed he said they were married in Europe right after (after we started to uncover his pedophilia) with that Zumock guy calling her his roommate .
There is also a podcast that claimed he was married since May 2023 but then again, people reported on his "Europe marriage" earlier this year.
 
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Are dabbleverse events to boomers what Sonic Fan Fiction conventions are to future school shooters?
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I’ve said this before but I have a personal theory that most “dabbleverse fans” are mentally unwell children of divorce or come from some kind of broken home. How else would you explain these losers not only paying money to their online father figures/friendship simulators, but picking these guys as their online fathers/friendship simulators…and then spending the time and money to visit them at some show along with a bunch of losers just like them
 
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Is the wife thing confirmed? We knew he probably wasn´t married 3 weeks in his thread creation because of the house records then someone claimed he said they were married in Europe right after (after we started to uncover his pedophilia) with that Zumock guy calling her his roommate .
There is also a podcast that claimed he was married since May 2023 but then again, people reported on his "Europe marriage" earlier this year.
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I think it's finally for real he lied about it for years. He did a fake anniversary show scamming and grifting his fans in May 2023 (winby2 covered it) and always called her his wife, but Misery Loves Clips posted a picture of his wedding certificate from October 20th or so.
 
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most “dabbleverse fans” are mentally unwell children of divorce or come from some kind of broken home.
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obligatory "couldn't you say that about most niggas who a-log"

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paying money to their online father figures/friendship simulators,
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If you buy hookers, you get to have sex
If you buy alcohol, you get to get drunk
If you buy drugs, you get to get high
If you gamble, you could win

Every vice has downfalls, however you get something from them at least

I have ZERO CLUE why niggas give money to dabbleverse people...there is NOTHING to gain from it...

"Well, it's simple actually- they're "paypigs" who are satisfying a humiliation fetish"

not in this sektur.....nobody is giving superchats to that kevin brennan guy because they want to rewatch it, get yelled at because they didn't give enough, and jerk off

I could use the next couple sentences to talk about that "David Chandler" guy but it's been done to death about how much money that guy has given for no other reasons than to give money

"Maybe he's a fan of the shows, and wants to show his appreciation"

Nobody is a fan of these shows.
They're horrible
I'd Rather hear gunshots coming from my mother's house than hear MLC (although it was once a great show)
These shows are only midly amusing when they attempt to do drama, and they haven't been doing any because they have no motivation to do any. The paypigs will just give them money anyway. Also, content creators in the dabbleverse are too lazy to even do drama.
 
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That Moody guy who does the tech stuff for Fatrick appears to be your average intelligent Microsoft Pajeet type hire to me. Anyone know how he got involved with that corpulent pedophile?
 
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hunchbacksrus said:
I think it's finally for real he lied about it for years. He did a fake anniversary show scamming and grifting his fans in May 2023 (winby2 covered it) and always called her his wife, but Misery Loves Clips posted a picture of his wedding certificate from October 20th or so.
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Is this the clip?

Does this retard always stream filming his ear? Is he mentally handicapped? Who the fuck streams with their backs to the camera?
Also, do you have the picture of the wedding certificate?

Edit: oh sorry, you already posted the full stream where that clip came from back in September and I didn´t watch it (it has 5h so I´m kinda excused). If you could post the pic, it would be nice.
 
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Crosspost from Rekieta thread. Citizen M is possibly still on his bullshit.

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Well, somebody ain't happy with BBN:

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While at first blush you'd think it is a Balldoguard, it's more likely a Meltonite since it seems to spend most of its time attacking Aaron and sucking off fatso.

If I were a betting man, I'd put $5 on this being our old, and since site banned, "friend" Citizen M / @SaddamLanza. Despite the account creation date of March, the oldest existing tweet is October 23. Which is right around the time Melton got thread banned from the Melton thread again, followed by a site ban. Guess this is his coping mechanism.

These examples also sound a lot like them:
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"NICK IS BAD, BUT AARON IS WORSE!" He's tried that several times here.

They previously claimed that BBN was @elb (who has posted clips of things critical of Patty, as well as a mirror of @Third World Aristocrat's excellent compilation of fatty being a creep towards kids), but then changed their mind to it being Faran right around the time @Gobermental Supervisor suggested that possibility in the Melton thread.

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Live link (Archive is borked ATM).

What drives somebody to be this defensive of Melton?
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