Patrick Alan Melton / Nobody Likes Onions / "THE QUEEN!!" - Obese STMS a-log, "Dabbleverse" creep, "jokes" about children starting an OnlyFans (at 15), scouts X to find photos of them, offers child vocalised TTS. Argued for "ethical generative AI CP", conceded awkwardly with a laugh amid backlash.

Get the rope Macaulay! said:
i didn't say she was underaged, i said she was 19.6 years old.


yeah i listened to meltonwatch too buddy. the last time i listened to Melton he was in LA, you think i care that he fucked over paypigs? you want me to defend Smosh too? i just want to remind people Mike is the same level of shitty, he doesn't get to weasel his way into being an angel just because he's smart enough to flag his shittier moments off the web
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a man dating a near 20 year old girl when he is in his 30s is pretty fucking normal
 
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Get the rope Macaulay! said:
People act like Mike's taking down Patrick again because Mike's somehow anti-pedo or pro-aaron or just anti-lolcow.
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What people seem to be saying, or at least what I'm saying, is that it's funny that Redbar seems to be back on Patty's ass again given we know how much Redbar gets under Patty's skin.

You want me to say Redbar is piece of shit too? Okay, Mike Redbar... who I barely know anything about, and whose thread have never posted in because I just don't fucking care... is a piece of shit too. Happy?

That being said, I still think it's funny Redbar might drive Patty into being neurotic wreck again.
 
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I found something on xitter for you all

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His homo hunchback matches Keffals:
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Found this on r/HackverseAnonymous:
 
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hunchbacksrus said:

this has got to be the dumbest fucker on the face of the earth. It's a video where patrick states he will upload the emails he has and its nothing too serious al the stuff about credit card numbers etc... was made up oh and btw if he uploads the emails we all committed crimes too! That's not how it works fat fuck
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He probably thinks that we will host whatever he uploads giving law enforcement reason to investigate us.
 
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repentance said:
He probably thinks that we will host whatever he uploads giving law enforcement reason to investigate us.
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Well, he's a moron. We would have done nothing illegal to obtain it. Even the Internet Archive is full of leaked data like the Patreon leaks. We have zero obligation to protect data that's already out there. Actually obtaining it illegally is a felony, though. I wonder if he's getting legal advice from deranged child abusing cokehead Nick Cuckieta.
 
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Stiffy said:
I'm genuinely curious who this woman is who actually married this fat blob of pedophiliac shit?
She must be deeply disordered herself, or blind? Can some woman be into zit riddled, obese neckbeards?
Anyone got the deets on this very bizarre relationship?
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She has glasses as thick as Fatrick is wide.
Once she takes them off she is blind as a mole.
 
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The only thing I know about Mike David is that he was the most annoying part of Porsalin's Mersh documentary. I just tried to watch that vid of him and gave up near immediately. His voice is terrible.

If he makes Fatrick paranoid, good, but I have no liking for any of these wannabe edgelord 'comedians'. They're all a bunch of arrested development narc faggots.
 
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Arkin O'Brien said:
The only thing I know about Mike David is that he was the most annoying part of Porsalin's Mersh documentary. I just tried to watch that vid of him and gave up near immediately. His voice is terrible.

If he makes Fatrick paranoid, good, but I have no liking for any of these wannabe edgelord 'comedians'. They're all a bunch of arrested development narc faggots.
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The entire Dabbleverse is shit, but if Redbar wants to go back to fucking with the guy who's sexualizing Aaron's children, and participating in criminal acts with Rekieta, I don't feel the need to register a complaint.
 
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Third World Aristocrat said:
@Get the rope Macaulay! I'm gonna rate you dumb, not because you chose to post a stupid meme without much elaboration, but because you chose to spam this meme 3 times instead of just quoting everyone and posting it once.

If you really think what Melton was doing with Aaron's children is on the same level as Redbar, you should at least provide more context and explain yourself more.

EDIT: I'm saying this because I don't know anything about Redbar. I don't follow any of these guys.
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I don't know if it was you (@Get the rope Macaulay!) or the moderators who deleted this post, but I (and most of the replies here) were responding to this post:
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Which I properly archived here: https://archive.md/xI4AI
 
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Captain Manning said:
The entire Dabbleverse is shit, but if Redbar wants to go back to fucking with the guy who's sexualizing Aaron's children, and participating in criminal acts with Rekieta, I don't feel the need to register a complaint.
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exactly i don't even think Redbars show is good anymore (his peak was Melton watch) but if he is going to drive that pdfile fat fuck crazy I am all for it. It's not like melton didn't bring this all on himself with pedo rants and criminal activity.
 
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These are from a feed burner link for the NLO podcast, its Itunes upload information including episode descriptions, tag category's and email addresses. From the 4 month sample of information available, I found that Melton has used the tags April anderson/imholte, Ashley larue, headbutting and domestic abuse for every single upload. Guess it could be laziness on his part, he is very fat after all.

Aug 5 2024:
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Dec 6 2024:
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Emails found:
Itunes - nlo@nobodylikesonions.com
Author - me@patrickmelton.com
 
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AnOminous said:
Well, he's a moron. We would have done nothing illegal to obtain it. Even the Internet Archive is full of leaked data like the Patreon leaks. We have zero obligation to protect data that's already out there. Actually obtaining it illegally is a felony, though. I wonder if he's getting legal advice from deranged child abusing cokehead Nick Cuckieta.
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He is a moron he literally thought cause Steel Toe logged onto Nick;s computer at his house that somehow gave him and Nick cart blanche to go through all of Aaron's private materials.
AltisticRight said:
Wait, this is the guy that calls Aaron fat?
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That is one of his most annoying schticks he makes fun of the way people look he has his fans draw pictures of them and makes fun of how they talk. He sounds like a idiot when he talks with his gay slur and he is the most disgusting ugly fat hunchback pos in the world.

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He looks fatter and grosser than PPP.
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PPP has like a normal fat guys body just fat all over fatrick has a weird body where he has like a huge gut, man tits, hunchback and chicken legs and arms he is a freak.
 
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