Victor Markhoff / Ana Victoria Markhoff / vvictorman_uel - Powerchair faker pooner, has every illness, allergic to Krebs cycle, bed mayo enjoyer, kicked out of house and mental hospital, constant ebeggar, applesauce heiress paid to yeet her teets

[gampboonerisms]

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“Arrhythmia due to anaphylaxis” or arrhythmia due to shooting up adrenaline? Truly a medical mystery.

'hey kf. i got more than 12 likes on this shitpost. im famous aha aha. DONT MIND THE FAMOUS PERSON IN YOUR RANKS. LMAO. i mean, oh no er life sux big bux oh noes,'"

 

[Battery Low]

arrhythmia due to shooting up adrenaline

Plus testosterone, plus substance abuse and all the other shit she takes.

This twat is gleefully speed running towards the "stupid prizes" half of the equation.

I wander if she knows this, and is jerking off to the idea of her own death, or if it's just a "consequences are for other people" and everything just being secondary to getting attention.

Also I hate her writing style. It's like she swallowed Reddit or something. It's very "social media voice" forced "quirky girl (ironically) humour" like the writer think that they're Very Smart and Witty. It's hard to put my finger on, but I find it really grating.

 

[Free the Pedos]

Also I hate her writing style. It's like she swallowed Reddit or something. It's very "social media voice" forced "quirky girl (ironically) humour" like the writer think that they're Very Smart and Witty. It's hard to put my finger on, but I find it really grating

I completely agree. It makes me cringe in the same way Anna O’Brien does, and it’s very very female.

 

[CyberInu]

Also I hate her writing style. It's like she swallowed Reddit or something. It's very "social media voice" forced "quirky girl (ironically) humour" like the writer think that they're Very Smart and Witty. It's hard to put my finger on, but I find it really grating.

It's peak Tumblr-speak. I wouldn't be shocked to discover that she was a prolific user during all of her formative years. Most of them went to X after Tumblr died, whether they were porn accounts or not.

 

[behindyourightnow]

It's peak Tumblr-speak. I wouldn't be shocked to discover that she was a prolific user during all of her formative years. Most of them went to X after Tumblr died, whether they were porn accounts or not.

Exactly. It's probably one of the most female-coded manners of speaking in the history of the English language, and so of course every single pooner uses it.

Hallmarks include things like keyboard smashing (jfkfkfjjlkjkjljkljkflk), declarative sentences ended with a question mark (I don't know why? More people don't like Steven Universe? It's so great?), splitting up sentences with periods for emphasis or emotional resonance (He misgendered me. And I. I can't. I can't take it. I was wearing my he/they pronoun pin. It's just. No.), and sickly sweet fake intimacy to mask/soften female aggression (Friendly reminder that if you use "Latina" instead of "Latinx" that is problematic, and we will contact your employer :-) )

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

So she’s a shit eater isn’t she? As in she is eating her own shit and reinfecting herself. Please tell me this isn’t the case.

 

[behindyourightnow]

So she’s a shit eater isn’t she? As in she is eating her own shit and reinfecting herself. Please tell me this isn’t the case.

I'm curious about this too, I guess it really depends on whether she's actually faking illness or just internally exaggerating the way @Sperghetti suggested.

IMO there's a good chance she could have genuinely had E. coli gastro purely by accident, due to her terrible hygiene and exacerbated by other bad habits, and that now she's experiencing some sort of leftover pain from cramping/shitting herself so much, she is insisting it's a reinfection.

What counts against deliberate infection in my book is how lazy and incompetent Victoria is, especially when it comes to this latest round of woe. She still seems to think "E. coli" is something you can "have" in a way that requires medical treatment: i.e., that its presence in the intestinal tract is evidence of disease. The tweets about the smell (as well as being a way to inflict her fetish on innocent readers) makes me wonder if she's mixed it up with C. diff? And she can't even commit to whether or not she's going to an ER.

If Victoria was munching seriously enough to eat poop, surely that implies the dedication to research the disease she's trying to fake for 20 seconds?

 

[Battery Low]

She still seems to think "E. coli" is something you can "have" in a way that requires medical treatment: i.e., that its presence in the intestinal tract is evidence of disease.

This is what's confusing me. I don't know what she's trying to munch here.

I know someone who got e coli once (presumably injested) and she was so insanely ill that it just doesn't line up with this "la la la I'll pack and maybe go tomorrow" (or ability to tweet at all tbh). E coli in the wrong place doesn't seem to fuck around.

Like, her kidneys started to fail from what I could gather. That's not "still tweeting and on the fence about ER" stuff.

But e coli in the shit-pipe is surely just part of being alive?

Whatever she's angling for, she's coming across really inept at it.

 

[AfghanBlue]

This is what's confusing me. I don't know what she's trying to munch here.

I know someone who got e coli once (presumably injested) and she was so insanely ill that it just doesn't line up with this "la la la I'll pack and maybe go tomorrow" (or ability to tweet at all tbh). E coli in the wrong place doesn't seem to fuck around.

Like, her kidneys started to fail from what I could gather. That's not "still tweeting and on the fence about ER" stuff.

But e coli in the shit-pipe is surely just part of being alive?

Whatever she's angling for, she's coming across really inept at it.

I might be medically completely off the mark here (I remain sympathetic to miasma theory for example so yes am tarded)
so bear with what might be a totally irrelevant question, but:

Give that her skin is such an awful rashy acne pooner shit show now, and probably has loads of micro to slightly less micro abraisians on it at all times-
Could that make her slightly more at risk of contracting virulent bacteria that is around, via skin contact into blood?
Or is the skin much less effective at transmitting problems into the rest do the organs.
Eg, you see people with the most hideous shit like bed sores literally through them, but they seem to stay alive and suffering for an awfully long time. Which makes me doubt that thought but was just wondering. Don't know wether steroids btfo your immune system either.

I also think she's fairly likely to be mixing up ecoli with C Dif, which is famously smelly, apparently . Happily never smelt it.

Ofc it could just be that none of her other usual outlets are getting any bites at the moment, the upside down chair, the blood, pressure, the college, it's all been frozen off a bit. But she has had luck with the poop stuff lately and because it's so gross and embarrassing, that, in VicTIF maths means the nursing *care* you MOST get from that is the most carey care and therefore the most love and hence attention.

I bet the poop /gastro nurses are probably comparatively nice too, because it's such a pitiable thing for (real) patients to deal with, and isnt that high up on the rankings of stuff people fake. Not fun, no fun proper narcotics to be conned. She's probably getting a lot more genuine gullible kindness than she has done on some other wards.

Maybe she's eye herself up a bit of a longer term stay, for the holidays yk.
Waited on, maybe a little Xmas something special for the patients.
Beats schlepping across to her parents home, where she is banned from disability advocacy!/talking about her spinal fluid and shit at the table.

She might be limbering herself up, so to speak, for the face plant that's gonna get her stretchered in. She just needs to kinda of work out exactly what combo of munchie medical mental gymnastics she's gonna do. Get her paperwork from other medics lending just enough "in the realms questionable possibility", lined up.

It is a delicate dance, the munch. Especially when you are fighting on so many fronts. This is what happens when you are more the common spoilt TIF, who's primary goal is any kind of attention rather than the pathological love for medical specific stuff that the more true blue munchie has.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

I also think she's fairly likely to be mixing up ecoli with C Dif, which is famously smelly, apparently . Happily never smelt it.

Several different bacteria have distinct aromas that nurses can regale you with tales about, not just c diff. Giardia is infamous for it. Rotavirus (more common in little kids). Even salmonella. But I don't think I've heard about a characteristic e. coli odor because, as people have mentioned, e. coli is in the gut of nearly every human and animal alive. It's just part of the normal shit smell.

 

[prolific_mango]

Pretty transparent about having to harass the doctors into an admission.



Also this one made me lol. Pretty quiet there about which side of the rich/poor spectrum you’re on

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

I'm sure NYU has a specific "professors have to let you make up your work if you had a hospital admission" rule, too, which is likely another component of Vicky's grift. She needs to make satisfactory academic progress to continue getting financial aid, so she can't fail these classes. She might be able to keep milking that aid teat if she gets an incomplete that she swears she'll finish over the next term. That's for tomorrow-Vicky to worry about, not real right-now Vicky.

 

[Breadbear]

I may be wrong, but I didn't think they used antibiotics for E.coli food poisoning. Isn't it just supportive care?

 

[A.P. Hill]

Also I hate her writing style. It's like she swallowed Reddit or something. It's very "social media voice" forced "quirky girl (ironically) humour" like the writer think that they're Very Smart and Witty. It's hard to put my finger on, but I find it really grating.

So Patrick Tomlinsonese?

 

[CyberInu]

I may be wrong, but I didn't think they used antibiotics for E.coli food poisoning. Isn't it just supportive care?

We would not use antibiotics for food poisoning or almost any GI issue. Antibiotics have a nasty habit of disrupting your gut flora (healthy symbiotic bacteria) and compounding gut problems, especially if they are used as often as our cow here wants them to be. The prevailing wisdom in the health field regarding diarrhea is stated perfectly in Shrek 1: "Better out than in". We also keep tabs on fluid intake and encourage lots of water. If the diarrhea goes on long enough, we initiate IV fluids and electrolytes. The intestines are very good at cleaning themselves out, and Western medicine is beginning to take a more "let the body do its thing" approach, which is much healthier.

 

[Zemblan Physics]

I may be wrong, but I didn't think they used antibiotics for E.coli food poisoning. Isn't it just supportive care?

Iirc supportive care is usually enough unless there are signs of sepsis, at which point antibiotics are usually administered (though their effectiveness is questionable). Abusing corticosteroids does put Vic at a higher risk of sepsis, but if her labs are normal and she is tweeting through it she doesn’t have it. Plus I think she’s faking her symptoms, and the docs who seem to consider her a “chronic pain” patient probably think she’s looking to score some of that sweet hydromorphone.

Anyway, I’m confused about sepsis and munchies: the ones with lines seem to get it frequently and are admitted for it, but they never seem ill. I’m guessing they confuse bacteremia with sepsis? Anyone in the know?

Edit: partly ninja’d by @CyberInu damnit

 

[CyberInu]

Iirc supportive care is usually enough unless there are signs of sepsis, at which point antibiotics are usually administered (though their effectiveness is questionable). Abusing corticosteroids does put Vic at a higher risk of sepsis, but if her labs are normal and she is tweeting through it she doesn’t have it. Plus I think she’s faking her symptoms, and the docs who seem to consider her a “chronic pain” patient probably think she’s looking to score some of that sweet hydromorphone.

Anyway, I’m confused about sepsis and munchies: the ones with lines seem to get it frequently and are admitted for it, but they never seem ill. I’m guessing they confuse bacteremia with sepsis? Anyone in the know?

Edit: partly ninja’d by @CyberInu damnit

Bacteremia is bacteria in the blood stream (Bact = bacteria and emia = blood). Bacteremia can lead to sepsis, which is the term for a whole-body infection, but the two are not synonymous. It is extremely common to get them confused or even conflate the two however, possibly partly because they are rather closely tied together, but also due to general medical illiteracy (which is no one's fault--how often are you expecting to encounter either condition in your daily life? Folk knowledge is good enough for most).

People do get admitted if they're at risk of developing sepsis, just because once sepsis occurs it can kill or lead to permanent organ damage very quickly. Having a permanent line puts you higher in the risk category. So it's not necessarily that they have sepsis, but they are at risk for it, and the hospital doesn't want a preventable death on their hands. Bacteremia does require treatment, and is also much easier to get with a permanent line. Especially if they're fucking with it unnecessarily or rubbing feces on their ports. Essentially it's a cover-our-ass admission, but the munchies like to milk it as if they're super sick for realz.

 

[behindyourightnow]

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LMAO she's still just saying she "has E. coli" imagine what the poor ER doctor is thinking. I hope she's not sexually harassing him.

the new doctor on shift tried to tell me e coli can’t be treated with antibiotics anyway, it’s a virus??? which it’s not??? jesus christ

Chances are he just used the words "stomach virus" to try to calm Vicky down and tell her she didn't need antibiotics that are only going to make her shit herself even more, as in "We treat this kind of food poisoning more like a common stomach virus."

But Vicky is too clever for that, which is why she knows E. coli in her poop is serious business.

Even one of the replies is gently trying to tell her that E. coli isn't usually treated with antibiotics:



But another friend is happy to enable her:



"Aleg" here has to think about that piece of folk wisdom about being an asshole. If you've seen a bad doctor, you've seen a bad doctor. But if all the doctors you ever see are bad...

We would not use antibiotics for food poisoning or almost any GI issue. Antibiotics have a nasty habit of disrupting your gut flora (healthy symbiotic bacteria) and compounding gut problems, especially if they are used as often as our cow here wants them to be. The prevailing wisdom in the health field regarding diarrhea is stated perfectly in Shrek 1: "Better out than in". We also keep tabs on fluid intake and encourage lots of water. If the diarrhea goes on long enough, we initiate IV fluids and electrolytes. The intestines are very good at cleaning themselves out, and Western medicine is beginning to take a more "let the body do its thing" approach, which is much healthier.

It would be funny if she somehow convinced the doctors to admit her and give her antibiotics, and then actually did wind up with C. difficile. Wonder if she'd have a moment of self-reflection (I'm kidding, of course she wouldn't)

 

[glioblastoma multiforme]

Give that her skin is such an awful rashy acne pooner shit show now, and probably has loads of micro to slightly less micro abraisians on it at all times-
Could that make her slightly more at risk of contracting virulent bacteria that is around, via skin contact into blood?

Staph aureus and epidermidis (which lives on your skin anyway) can cause infections by entering skin wounds. Given she's wrecking her immune system, now you mention it, it is pretty surprising she hasn't contracted a gnarly case. Also Pseudomonas aeruginosa, which will produce a distinctive smell. That tends to be hospital acquired so its easy to see why she's desperate to be admitted.

I've said it before but it bears repeating, any bacteria that gets somewhere it isn't supposed to be and starts replicating can wreck havoc, even if its usually a member of a healthy microbiome. This is how munchies with ports brew themselves horrible infections

Vicky's commenter about the possibility of shiga toxin producing E coli is close but far, only strains with certain virulence factors will cause illness. The commensal E coli strains in the digestive tract aren't a problem so antibiotics aren't needed, and as other posters have pointed out, they would actually have deleterious effects. To try and make the absurdity clear: its a bit like considering Bacillus cereus to be on a par with a certain member of the Bacillus cereus group with pXO1 and pXO2 plasmids. The latter would be Bacillus anthracis, which produces anthrax toxin.

Small variations in bacterial strains have large effects, a serovar (classification based on immune system response) of Salmonella enterica can either cause typhoid fever or gastroenteritis, quite an important diference. Generalisations at species level need to be made carefully and heavily caveated where human health is concerned. You wouldn't treat a vaccine strain the same as an infectious strain.

Probably no1curr but Vicky and her orbiters basic errors about bacteria are triggering me. I'm also really tired so possibly making mistakes, or no sense whatsoever. Rate me autistic or dumb but please correct me if I'm being an idiot.

 

[Zemblan Physics]

If you've seen a bad doctor, you've seen a bad doctor. But if all the doctors you ever see are bad

I love when munchies lie about what the ableist chud doctors have said to them. I’m hoarding a collection of screen grabs, will post them sometime so you can enjoy them too.

It’s fascinating how these nutcases actually believe they know more than everyone else about “the science(TM)” when in reality they don’t even grasp the basics. Like cause and effect.