Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT

Anyone that likes Cleopatra 2525 should be shot into the sun.
 
but the closest thing the princess had to a job was hanging around with Nazi Bashing Elf
Forget Elon Musk, if anyone wants a trip to Mars my sides are leaving right now. :story:

I do feel a little bad over all this though. Jake may have been a dry drunk when it comes to microblogging, but he was at least dry. We're going to speedrun all the way back to the days when he spent 18 hours fused to his chair writing a single googleshng, aren't we?
 
Forget Elon Musk, if anyone wants a trip to Mars my sides are leaving right now. :story:

I do feel a little bad over all this though. Jake may have been a dry drunk when it comes to microblogging, but he was at least dry. We're going to speedrun all the way back to the days when he spent 18 hours fused to his chair writing a single googleshng, aren't we?
Will he forsake his streaming duties now that he can micro-seethe on a different platform?
 
Will he forsake his streaming duties now that he can micro-seethe on a different platform?
He never did back when he was on Twitter, but that was at the (supposed) tail end of his addiction. Now that he's fully relapsing, it's anyone's guess. I bet he'll at least show up late to some streams because he was 'shnging.
 
Who, other than us, will understand Jake’s fairy tale story? He spams so much noise he gets muted by everyone he follows and you rarely see anyone replying to his long posts. His oblique references to stuff that happened during Gamergate isn’t going to make sense to anyone but a bunch of weirdos who have been following and archiving this weirdo.

Are we Jake’s friends?
 
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Forget Elon Musk, if anyone wants a trip to Mars my sides are leaving right now. :story:

I do feel a little bad over all this though. Jake may have been a dry drunk when it comes to microblogging, but he was at least dry. We're going to speedrun all the way back to the days when he spent 18 hours fused to his chair writing a single googleshng, aren't we?
You know, I've been on this thread since page 1 and even on the DM thread that got the dox together after the Patreon leak (my only real contribution was the World Domination LLC record). And I don't think I've ever read an entire googleshng.
Will he forsake his streaming duties now that he can micro-seethe on a different platform?
bsky is even more anal about banning random people it seems and Jake has a habit of seething at people until he runs into someone who doesn't just block him but calls him out, and then the gnome wailing starts. He'll probably get banned at some point for harassing some higher ranking troon (which would be about anyone).
 
Jesus Christ, the very first thing he did on Bluesky was return to an 8-year-old grudge that even most of us forgot about.

"Is Jake getting better?" is the new "Is CWC getting better?".

And I don't think I've ever read an entire googleshng.
Not that Jake has either.
 
jake and the fongster getting cozy af on the butterfly site, bonding over their shared experience of messy pringle's bestial lust.

might there be a sinecure for our gnome princess in CON 2.0 ?!?

singal loves us .jpg
 
You know, I've been on this thread since page 1 and even on the DM thread that got the dox together after the Patreon leak (my only real contribution was the World Domination LLC record). And I don't think I've ever read an entire googleshng.
You probably did read them, but can't remember because your brain shut it out as a defense mechanism so you don't go insane. The last time I tried to read one of the Wailing Gnome's Googleshngs, I blacked out and woke up a week later naked at a bowling alley in Waukegan, IL.
 
"i hate that the reason i'm nostalgic for it is that there was some for real, mass media coverage, government organizations holding hearings over this crap public support... due to a miscommunication"

so ok, so he hates the reason that he's nostalgic for 2014. the reason (which he hates) is that there were "government organizations holding hearings over this crap public support." ??? "...due to a miscommunication" regarding "all this awful crap"

the hearings were over "crap public support" due to a miscommunication, which is the reason why he's nostalgic for that time, and he hates that?

the more i read it the less i understand it
 
"i hate that the reason i'm nostalgic for it is that there was some for real, mass media coverage, government organizations holding hearings over this crap public support... due to a miscommunication"

so ok, so he hates the reason that he's nostalgic for 2014. the reason (which he hates) is that there were "government organizations holding hearings over this crap public support." ??? "...due to a miscommunication" regarding "all this awful crap"

the hearings were over "crap public support" due to a miscommunication, which is the reason why he's nostalgic for that time, and he hates that?

the more i read it the less i understand it
My reading is that it's more griping about CHELSAY.

Basically his agenda (ruining the lives of anyone who called out his make-believe identity) was the talk of the internet in 2014 and anti-GG got a lot of support in the MSM and maybe some arms of government which made Jake feel powerful and relevant in a way he never had before or since. The "miscommunication" was that CHELSAY and Anita Sarkeesian were the public face of anti-GG rather than Jake, Brianna Wu and the general tranny brigade. He was jealous that Zoey and Anita got the "poor me" treatment in the media rather than him and all the trannies who of course were the biggest victims of GG. And inevitably the last paragraph is about CHELSAY and how she ran off with a load of money (which is true) and pushed him out of CON.

But he's still nostalgic for 2014 because, very briefly, he was sort of relevant. The fact that CON was a doxing/life-ruination operation and it is the highlight of his life should be a reminder that for all we laugh at Jake being a stupid boob, he is fundamentally a very vindictive and cowardly man who got a kick at lashing out at people. It's been a decade, so we do tend to forget what a piece of shit Jake is and what people like him will do with even the tiniest bit of power.
 
My reading is that it's more griping about CHELSAY.

Basically his agenda (ruining the lives of anyone who called out his make-believe identity) was the talk of the internet in 2014 and anti-GG got a lot of support in the MSM and maybe some arms of government which made Jake feel powerful and relevant in a way he never had before or since. The "miscommunication" was that CHELSAY and Anita Sarkeesian were the public face of anti-GG rather than Jake, Brianna Wu and the general tranny brigade. He was jealous that Zoey and Anita got the "poor me" treatment in the media rather than him and all the trannies who of course were the biggest victims of GG. And inevitably the last paragraph is about CHELSAY and how she ran off with a load of money (which is true) and pushed him out of CON.

But he's still nostalgic for 2014 because, very briefly, he was sort of relevant. The fact that CON was a doxing/life-ruination operation and it is the highlight of his life should be a reminder that for all we laugh at Jake being a stupid boob, he is fundamentally a very vindictive and cowardly man who got a kick at lashing out at people. It's been a decade, so we do tend to forget what a piece of shit Jake is and what people like him will do with even the tiniest bit of power.
That dribble he wrote got me thinking about something I've often wondered: how exactly did he got caught up in CON and involved with people like Zoe? What connection did he have since it seems like he never really had popularity or a following?
 
Didn't those connections result from his SecretGamerGrrl twitter account? My headcanon:
  1. GamerGate blows up.
  2. The counter-narrative blows up, insisting that sexism and misogyny in gaming is a huge pressing issue. Tens of thousands of twitter tards are suddenly willing to believe and promote anything that validates this narrative.
  3. Yon bald gnome creates yon Twitter account, and aggressively pitches it as: "Look at me! I'm one of those dainty teenage gamer girls who's being violently oppressed by all the misogyny! Help me fight gamer Nazis and defend m'lady CHELSAY's honor by following, liking, and retweeting my 'shngs!"
  4. They do, and he becomes one of the biggest anti-GamerGate accounts.
  5. He is invited into a private chatroom of fellow anti-GamerGate twitter spergs.
  6. CHELSAY! joins the chatroom, is given the reigns, and rebrands it as CON.
So basically, Jake was there with just the right grift at just the right time. His one "success" in life.
 
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