Horrorcow Samuel Catnipnik - Horrifying Deviant Goofy Cosplayer

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Iirc this dude was really cool about being discovered and being made fun of. He knows it's odd and while most of his costumes do freak me out I'd totally hang out with him. He's grown on me.
 
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I found one of his old fetish photos.

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My mind registers this guy as goofy, but the only voice I hear in my head when I see him is Shmorky's.
Anyway,
 
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meatslab said:
Iirc this dude was really cool about being discovered and being made fun of. He knows it's odd and while most of his costumes do freak me out I'd totally hang out with him. He's grown on me.
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If he wasn't actually a furry, I would have assumed he was an ultra-edgy Walmart version of David Lynch out to make us very, very uncomfortable.

 
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meatslab said:
Iirc this dude was really cool about being discovered and being made fun of. He knows it's odd and while most of his costumes do freak me out I'd totally hang out with him. He's grown on me.
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Same.

Although the thread being revived again does mean I get to see new, horrified reactions trying to process The Goofiness.
 
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the nose looks really good, he should really go into practical effects if he hasnt already. i think this guy is one of the most interesting horrorcows, only because of how legitimately terrifying he is.
 
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tangerine juice said:
the nose looks really good, he should really go into practical effects if he hasnt already. i think this guy is one of the most interesting horrorcows, only because of how legitimately terrifying he is.
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He's obviously into the macabre. His tumblr is full of horror shit and his eerie message about maybe bringing back the costumes he's famous is almost taunting. He genuinely enjoys attention.

I mentioned this in chat, but if he set up a Five Nights at Freddy's themed haunted house and advertised it on Tumblr with actors dressed up in similar prosthetics he could make fucking bank.
 
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Durable Mike Malloy said:
Poor fella - he was totally stoked over decorating his home this year for Halloween, but the results were so fucking creepy that trick-or-treaters shunned his house.
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Well, good, kids in his neighborhood still have responsible parents. Teachers and parents always told us to avoid certain places on Halloween night, and "man who dresses up as Goofy and does sex acts with full makeup" sounds exactly like the kind of person you should keep your kids far away from.
 
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Powerdrilldo said:
im pretty sure that costume caused me to have a near death experience.

I'm not even going to bother searching up the horrors of whatever is on xtube because I can only imagine it is that eerie smile screaming "hyuck" rapidly while goofy is playing pickle surprise with some dude. Uhg.
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Thank you for necroing this thread, I had just ran out of caffeine to keep me awake at night.
 
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Powerdrilldo said:
im pretty sure that costume caused me to have a near death experience.

I'm not even going to bother searching up the horrors of whatever is on xtube because I can only imagine it is that eerie smile screaming "hyuck" rapidly while goofy is playing pickle surprise with some dude. Uhg.
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Did someone say....
 
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