Horrorcow Samuel Catnipnik - Horrifying Deviant Goofy Cosplayer

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He's obviously into the macabre. His tumblr is full of horror shit and his eerie message about maybe bringing back the costumes he's famous is almost taunting. He genuinely enjoys attention.

I mentioned this in chat, but if he set up a Five Nights at Freddy's themed haunted house and advertised it on Tumblr with actors dressed up in similar prosthetics he could make fucking bank.

He'd probably have to ask that Scott guy who made it for permission.
But I would totally go to that and take a bunch of terrifying pictures to show everyone.
 
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Say what you will about his fetish (although unsettling at least it's relatively tame conpared to some of the things we've seen here), dude's got a legitimate talent for makeup/masks and such, considering he seems to be an amateur and all. Frankly if he dropped the toon aspects and went full horror he could make a great career out of this. Or hell, give him crit on how to improve his toon stuff so it's far less uncanny or go full horror-toon. Either one would work.
 
I'm guessing Samuel's parents didn't offer him enough attention when he was a child.
He was adopted early in life and appears to have had an ordinary, pleasant childhood. His family gives every indication of being nice, normal people, and he is on good terms with them.

He has a good job, gets along well with his normie coworkers, and overall seems to function well in society - all the while being a massive creepy deviant in his private life. It's genuinely impressive in a way.
 
He was adopted early in life and appears to have had an ordinary, pleasant childhood. His family gives every indication of being nice, normal people, and he is on good terms with them.

He has a good job, gets along well with his normie coworkers, and overall seems to function well in society - all the while being a massive creepy deviant in his private life. It's genuinely impressive in a way.

If nothing else, at least he seems to keep that deviancy limited to a 'private life' (though one could argue posting this on the internet for all the world to see doesn't count as private; but at least he's not wearing his Goofy prosthetics TO work, at least, compared to a bunch of diaperfurs we've seen). And has a normie life outside of it.
 
bumping because it's halloween month
Remember last Halloween, when the poor guy didn't get any trick-or-treaters because his decorations were too creepy?
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This Halloween, he seems to be going in a different direction, with a new, adult-entertainment-themed mask character. Yikes.
 
I'm not easily disgusted. I'm not. I'm not the type of man that ever writes "stopped reading right there" because I don't.

But seeing he has a porn account, this is the first time in my life I find myself saying "I don't need to see that".

I'm okay with how my life is before seeing that shit.

I don't think there's an after.

Just realized I just necroed a thread that's dead as fuck. That's a second first time. It's one of those self-discover days.
 
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I'm not easily disgusted. I'm not. I'm not the type of man that ever writes "stopped reading right there" because I don't.

But seeing he has a porn account, this is the first time in my life I find myself saying "I don't need to see that".

I'm okay with how my life is before seeing that shit.

I don't think there's an after.

Just realized I just necroed a thread that's dead as fuck. That's a second first time. It's one of those self-discover days.
This thread needs a revival though
 
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Sorry for necrobumping, but I recently remembered the old video of Sonic cosplayer in wheelchair eating a chili dog, and now I wonder if it was made by Samuel.
The way that face mask thing is made is pretty similar to his Goofy works, and the voice kinda resembles his from the "Two Goofball Assholes" video. But maybe I'm just blind and deaf.
 
Sorry for necrobumping, but I recently remembered the old video of Sonic cosplayer in wheelchair eating a chili dog, and now I wonder if it was made by Samuel.
The way that face mask thing is made is pretty similar to his Goofy works, and the voice kinda resembles his from the "Two Goofball Assholes" video. But maybe I'm just blind and deaf.

Wasn't this done as part of a dark and gritty fan re-imagining of Super Smash Brothers?
 
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