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[Yamamura]

Virgin walkable bodega:

This one isn't even one of the worst ones unfortunately. You get ones where the guy is behind bulletproof plexiglass and the cash has to be handed through a curved hole. Where else are you going to get swisher sweets and a off brand BIC lighter at 5 AM

 

[Eventide]

So, random question that I've never seen at any point addressed by Urbanists (or maybe they've addressed it, but I never browsed their subreddits long enough to find their explanation):

What do these bicycle-autists expect people to do, who live in remote locations where it's unfeasible to bike everywhere /cars are pretty much required?
As a Native American who once lived in Oklahoma, the majority of native towns are in bumfuck nowhere. For example, Okmulgee, or Tahlequah - they both have Walmarts, but like, jobs wise you're fucked. Like, do they expect people to bike down US 75 to commute to work? Or does their blind hatred of cars, mean they wholesale support the destruction of these communities, and expect rural town citizens to fuck off to some magical, bike-friendly Brigadoon-elsewhere?

Jason and friends pretend bike lanes will reduce vehicular traffic as people switch to bikes and more efficient transportation and free up the road network (he has, in fact, claimed this in one of his videos). Clearly in Toronto this hasn't been the case, yet Jason will NEVER admit he was wrong.

Ooh, I bet they're all seething about Toronto's recent decision to remove bikelanes/declare them an abject failure. Because multiple traffic studies declared them to be an abject failure that resulted in substantially more traffic/an inefficient use of roadway/increased roadway accidents. Or do they cope by pretending all those studies are wrong/biased/bullshit/funded by "Big Car"?

 

[F-14 Tomcat]

What do these bicycle-autists expect people to do, who live in remote locations where it's unfeasible to bike everywhere /cars are pretty much required?

You don't need to live out there, chud. Move to the bughive with the rest of us.

 

[Eventide]

You don't need to live out there, chud. Move to the bughive with the rest of us.

I haven't lived out there in years. But I still hold great affection for Oklahoma. & I feel personally attacked when the fuckcars folks 'sperg against the evils of car-based businesses. Sonic and Quiktrip are sacred to Okies! I'd fight to the death to defend my right to eat chili cheesedogs over my dashboard!

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

They definitely do:
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Wait till he discovers Flushed Away.

Edit: My sides when watching that recent Jason video and covers how Ford's transportation minister is some Pajeet.

Remove Bikelanes so the Streets can be designated Shitting Streets.

Also what I hate most about Jason is how easily he was able to get Dutch citizenship for being a faggot, when I am actually Dutch ancestry (Grandparents came to Canada from the Netherlands after WW2) but I don't even qualify for Dutch citizenship yet Niggers and Faggots qualify.

 

[quaawaa]

Jason is mad that the Canadian government warns travelers to be aware of thieves on Dutch trains:

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One of his fans said that he recently witnessed a robbery on a Dutch train:

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another said that he was robbed a few years ago on a Dutch train:

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another witness:

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and another:

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No response from Jason.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Jason is mad that the Canadian government warns travelers to be aware of thieves on Dutch trains:
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The Netherlands should actually have a Canadian travel warning, just about Jeet on Jeet violence that no one understands.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

No response from Jason.

"Robberies on trains don't hapen. Especially not in The Netherlands. You should try getting to know some people of color instead of sucking blornald blumpft's tiny penis", I smugly skeeted all over bluesky from my single family home in one of the whitest parts of the Netherlands

Ok do they seriously call them "skeets" on bluesky? I hit puberty c. 2003, I remember what "skeet skeet" meant

 

[Yamamura]

Jason is mad that the Canadian government warns travelers to be aware of thieves on Dutch trains:

You can definitely tell based on how defensive he is about this subject that he's being disingenuous about something. Like a normal person who reads this would just think "oh yeah maybe it's a good idea to be aware of this and keep an eye on my belongings". It's almost like Jason wants people to get robbed based on the way he talks. His only rebuttal is "B-but whatabout CARS!".

I never really thought about it before but unless you're one of us or other people who are aware of this whole urbanism thing these two thoughts seem very disjointed and would confuse anyone outside looking in.

"People don't get robbed on trains. By the way cars are dangerous". This schizophrenic babbling would confuse or baffle anyone who isn't in on this autism because they sound so unrelated. Jason's brain is so broken by this cars vs trains thing that he's used to making weird connections in his mind that are normal to him but not to other people.

 

[quaawaa]

"Robberies on trains don't hapen. Especially not in The Netherlands. You should try getting to know some people of color instead of sucking blornald blumpft's tiny penis", I smugly skeeted all over bluesky from my single family home in one of the whitest parts of the Netherlands

Ok do they seriously call them "skeets" on bluesky? I hit puberty c. 2003, I remember what "skeet skeet" meant

Jason doesn't use Bluesky:

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[Return of the Freaker]

Jason doesn't use Bluesky:
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>US transit zoomers are abrasive jackasses

Fucking rich coming from Jason

 

[Yamamura]

Not Just Bikes, that dumb Canadian guy seems to be seething now.

Guys you'll never believe what I uncovered. It turns out the bike lane thing goes deeper than we thought. This goes all the way to the top. I can't believe it was the je- I mean big auto all along.

 

[indomitable snowman]

Like, do they expect people to bike down US 75 to commute to work?

Imagine trying to bike headlong into one of the nice strong Oklahoma breezes, or when it's 100° in the summer and 0° in the winter.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

You can definitely tell based on how defensive he is about this subject that he's being ingenious about something. Like a normal person who reads this would just think "oh yeah maybe it's a good idea to be aware of this and keep an eye on my belongings". It's almost like Jason wants people to get robbed based on the way he talks. His only rebuttal is "B-but whatabout CARS!".

I never really thought about it before but unless you're one of us or other people who are aware of this whole urbanism thing these two thoughts seem very disjointed and would confuse anyone outside looking in.

"People don't get robbed on trains. By the way cars are dangerous". This schizophrenic babbling would confuse or baffle anyone who isn't in on this autism because they sound so unrelated. Jason's brain is so broken by this cars vs trains thing that he's used to making weird connections in his mind that are normal to him but not to other people.

I'm not advocating for him to get robbed on a train (though it would be funny), but what kind of mental gymnastics/cope would be pull after that?

 

[x3firehexx]

I'm not advocating for him to get robbed on a train (though it would be funny), but what kind of mental gymnastics/cope would be pull after that?

It'll certainly get him back down to earth... Maybe

 

[F-14 Tomcat]

I'm not advocating for him to get robbed on a train (though it would be funny), but what kind of mental gymnastics/cope would be pull after that?

 

[Meriasek]

Had some fun times with trains yesterday. Long story short, the intercity barely left the station before having to turn around and I missed whatever I was going to.
When traffic fags talk about how there's no traffic jams on rails, there absolutely are. It's rare that a set of tracks is built purely for one line and connection, because that is extremely expensive and uneconomical. And when different trains and lines share tracks, you get delays, inevitably. The more shit you try to put on trains, the more delays you'll get.
Maybe something like the California HSR will have exclusive tracks, and I think the Shinkansen lines also have those, but that's gonna make things very expensive unless heavily subsidized.

 

[x3firehexx]

Had some fun times with trains yesterday. Long story short, the intercity barely left the station before having to turn around and I missed whatever I was going to.
When traffic fags talk about how there's no traffic jams on rails, there absolutely are. It's rare that a set of tracks is built purely for one line and connection, because that is extremely expensive and uneconomical. And when different trains and lines share tracks, you get delays, inevitably. The more shit you try to put on trains, the more delays you'll get.
Maybe something like the California HSR will have exclusive tracks, and I think the Shinkansen lines also have those, but that's gonna make things very expensive unless heavily subsidized.

You think your rail system is bad? Look at bulgaria's. The trains themselves are old, broken down soviet era barely moving garbage, same goes for the rails, and the delays are pretty much guaranteed, given how bad the trains are and it's made even worse by the even slower, shittier freight trains everywhere.

In japan the company will compensate you if the train comes 5 minutes late.
In bulgaria your train coming within a 5 minute delay window is so lucky, you have a better shot at winning the lottery. I can say from personal experience that once i had to wait like 40 something minutes for the train to arrive, Also rather expensive and really really slow, since said train is then going to take you on a fucking country wide road (or rather train) trip before you actually get to your destinantion (again, personal experience).

On the other hand we have bus companies. The buses are nice, clean, actually functioning, cheaper AND faster than the trains, and on top of that they are actually punctual. Like, within a few minutes punctual,

So if you are going to bulgaria, avoid the trains at all costs. Just take a bus ffs.

 

[New Fag]

What do these bicycle-autists expect people to do, who live in remote locations where it's unfeasible to bike everywhere /cars are pretty much required?
As a Native American who once lived in Oklahoma, the majority of native towns are in bumfuck nowhere. For example, Okmulgee, or Tahlequah - they both have Walmarts, but like, jobs wise you're fucked. Like, do they expect people to bike down US 75 to commute to work? Or does their blind hatred of cars, mean they wholesale support the destruction of these communities, and expect rural town citizens to fuck off to some magical, bike-friendly Brigadoon-elsewhere?

Oh it's simple they want to force the country bumpkins into the urban areas, doesn't pop up much because they keep forgetting that loads of people live in the countryside or they're not complete idiots and realise saying it too much is a bad idea.

Had some fun times with trains yesterday. Long story short, the intercity barely left the station before having to turn around and I missed whatever I was going to.
When traffic fags talk about how there's no traffic jams on rails, there absolutely are. It's rare that a set of tracks is built purely for one line and connection, because that is extremely expensive and uneconomical. And when different trains and lines share tracks, you get delays, inevitably. The more shit you try to put on trains, the more delays you'll get.

Trains are great (unless overcrowded) till something goes wrong, a shot list of my experiences:

• Jumper shutting down all the trains on the line till the body can be removed
• Late train making all others using the line also late
• Late train making you miss your connection
• Train fault making you stuck halfway between stations till they can get another engine to you
• Electrified wires going kaput leaving you stranded in Brum, worse was their poor communication with not saying trains are FUBAR please find another way home. wasted 5 fucking hours... found a nice pub tho
• Cancelled services
• Fire at a plant near the railway shutting down all trains on the line after I got to London

and I don't even travel by train that much.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

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everyone knows and makes fun of bike cuck, but the funniest thing about it is that all the scoience shows the exact opposite - that the emotional "pain" from loss is much much more than the emotional happiness from gain. So whoever stole it felt nothing much at all, and you feel sadness.