🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Autistic Integrity]

Binx late to stream of course

EDIT - She's live if you're interested

https://www.twitch.tv/binxbasilisk

the burtalist color scheme

we know who you have on your mind

 

[Norstein Bekkler]

Binx late to stream of course

EDIT - She's live if you're interested

https://www.twitch.tv/binxbasilisk

what in the fuck is this
she's not even on screen and i already want to die
i don't watch twitch. what's with all the TTS "[user] just kissed me for the first time" shit?
is this normal twitch stuff or just ethot things?
edit: lol binxknight just gifted 50 subscriptions or something.

 

[Yandex Captcha Solver]

what in the fuck is this
she's not even on screen and i already want to die
i don't watch twitch. what's with all the TTS "[user] just kissed me for the first time" shit?
is this normal twitch stuff or just ethot things?
edit: lol binxknight just gifted 50 subscriptions or something.

Twitch ethots and simps are some of the most pathetic creatures on earth. This is par for the course.

The home section of Twitch up until semi-recently was just girls in bikinis hanging out. While raking in money from retards. It's common for the simps to drop thousands or tens of thousands a year on a virtual thot. It is truly mind blowing and sad. These retards seriously just need to buy an escort.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Twitch ethots and simps are some of the most pathetic creatures on earth. This is par for the course.

The home section of Twitch up until semi-recently was just girls in bikinis hanging out. While raking in money from retards. It's common for the simps to drop thousands or tens of thousands a year on a virtual thot. It is truly mind blowing and sad. These retards seriously just need to buy an escort.

I've never understood simping for someone you've never met or parasocial relationships. These girls aren't even that hot and their personalities are usually shit (and they almost always have boyfriends). Sure, it's nice when your favorite streamer reads your chat message or likes a meme you posted but that doesn't justify dropping thousands on them because you think that'll make them want to fuck you.

All the money and energy could be channeled into something way more productive that might actually get you laid.

 

[snort inquisition]

Twitch ethots and simps are some of the most pathetic creatures on earth. This is par for the course.

The home section of Twitch up until semi-recently was just girls in bikinis hanging out. While raking in money from retards. It's common for the simps to drop thousands or tens of thousands a year on a virtual thot. It is truly mind blowing and sad. These retards seriously just need to buy an escort.

being a woman is life on easy mode to such a sad extend

 

[Halloween23]

I've never understood simping for someone you've never met or parasocial relationships. These girls aren't even that hot and their personalities are usually shit (and they almost always have boyfriends). Sure, it's nice when your favorite streamer reads your chat message or likes a meme you posted but that doesn't justify dropping thousands on them because you think that'll make them want to fuck you.

All the money and energy could be channeled into something way more productive that might actually get you laid.

They think if they spend enough money they'll get a relationship out of it.

It apparently works too since that boomer Wes guy was in the dms of all the fish girls.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

They think if they spend enough money they'll get a relationship out of it.

It apparently works too since that boomer Wes guy was in the dms of all the fish girls.

These guys never grew out of their "nice guy" phase. "Surely if I buy her lunch and do her homework for me enough she'll touch my PP".

Also Xitter user luna___mae is working on a custom Bloodgames map for what looks like Counter Strike 2.

 

[Norstein Bekkler]

It apparently works too since that boomer Wes guy was in the dms of all the fish girls.

lol no idea who he is, but i logged in just to watch the S2 episodes today and was greeted with

i'm not, and have never been in a clan

 

[ElseWorld712]

These guys never grew out of their "nice guy" phase. "Surely if I buy her lunch and do her homework for me enough she'll touch my PP".

Also Xitter user luna___mae is working on a custom Bloodgames map for what looks like Counter Strike 2.
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I think Sam finally made it. If people are making CS maps about your project. You've either made it or you shot up a school

 

[Grim_Autismo]

The home section of Twitch up until semi-recently was just girls in bikinis hanging out. While raking in money from retards. It's common for the simps to drop thousands or tens of thousands a year on a virtual thot. It is truly mind blowing and sad. These retards seriously just need to buy an escort.

I knew an engineer who spent $4k a WEEK on "sugar babies" who were just escorts he met on a sugar website, lol. They ran out of the room as soon as the deed was done and he never understood why. I was always like, they're whores, buddy, they're not going to stick around.

$16k a month towards prostitutes and always going on about how he just wanted a girlfriend; they're all retarded. In any other time these guys would be digging a ditch or a potato patch somewhere. Now they're writing predictive algos or doing crypto scams and simping over unknown ecelebs. It's a special brand of 21st century crazy.

 

[ElseWorld712]

lol no idea who he is, but i logged in just to watch the S2 episodes today and was greeted with
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i'm not, and have never been in a clan

I think you're supposed to just throw your credit card at the screen to make it stop

I knew an engineer who spent $4k a WEEK on "sugar babies" who were just escorts he met on a sugar website, lol. They ran out of the room as soon as the deed was done and he never understood why. I was always like, they're whores, buddy, they're not going to stick around.

$16k a month towards prostitutes and always going on about how he just wanted a girlfriend; they're all retarded. In any other time these guys would be digging a ditch or a potato patch somewhere. Now they're writing predictive algos or doing crypto scams and simping over unknown ecelebs. It's a special brand of 21st century crazy.

I also had a former IT co - worker who did this. He would spin it as "I'm paying em cause im rich and i don't feel like the effort but i could totally do it without paying if i wanted".

He got chlamydia

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

I think Sam finally made it. If people are making CS maps about your project. You've either made it or you shot up a school

He'd really, really know if he made it if someone made a custom CoD Zombies map based on Fishtank. The S3 house and Bloodgames would be perfect for that. Just reskin the zombies as the 2.5 vampires or the S3 Sharks, have the former Fish record voice lines for the characters and throw in the Fishtank OST and a ton of easter eggs.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

For someone who's been streaming for a year now, Binx is shockingly bad at it. She has no clue how to use OBS, her mic cuts out to sheet metal falling down stairs ASMR randomly, which has been a known issue that she just never fixed, and she keeps letting chat distract her.

She just asked chat if Sam has ever had a public girlfriend and everyone spammed Marky

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

For someone who's been streaming for a year now, Binx is shockingly bad at it. She has no clue how to use OBS, her mic cuts out to sheet metal falling down stairs ASMR randomly, which has been a known issue that she just never fixed, and she keeps letting chat distract her.

She just asked chat if Sam has ever had a public girlfriend and everyone spammed Marky

How in the world is twitch thot incarnate that bad at twitch? Maybe it's the veganism induced malnutrition.

 

[Plasticise]

One thing I found interesting is that this is (presumably, given the figures) the Season 2 contract, and it outlines a section about production having the choice of awarding a runner up a $10000 consolation prize, but I never heard anything about Shinji getting one (meaning they chose not to give him one, even though it was listed as a potential in the contract).

Not only did they not give Shinji nor Binx runner up prizes, Shinji has stated post s2 that he did not get paid for the golden scarab or whatever it was thing he found during the show, which they had said was worth something like 10k i think? Did not pay him for that either and he pretty much accused the wiggers of ruining his life.
Letty on the other hand received 20k prize money for runner up, which was double the original prize at the start of the show, she also got her fishbucks for a total of 28k winnings for her time on season 1. Goes to show if the wiggers like you and you drive content you get paid.

Ive also seen a lot of discourse surrounding Burt not getting any money and how that sets a bad precedence, but honestly fuck him, Im glad he didn't get paid, actually makes me respect Sam for actually having standards and not giving the gay black porn actor/test scammer or whatever is going on with his other business any money. As soon as he started talking about splitting the prize and Sam was asking him to make a list of who gets how much i knew he wasnt getting a cent of prize money.

 

[jenna raiding]

I miss it already

 

[else_letter]

shinji has stated post s2 that he did not get paid for the golden scarab or whatever it was thing he found during the show

Shinji didn't actually find it. Sam gave it to him at the end, apparently it was real and hidden in the attic, but no Fish found it.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Shinji didn't actually find it. Sam gave it to him at the end, apparently it was real and hidden in the attic, but no Fish found it.

They weren't allowed in the attic for over half of it...

I miss it already

i miss sneedchat

 

[Sicko Hunter]

I've been rewatching early season 3 kind of just reminiscing about the season and my god man, day 3 where Sam and Ben bring out the TV and show them the trailer and tell them Simmons edited it and they are totally unaware of what Simmons did. It's so good, just the best shit ever. The show may have gone to shit for the last week but the first 30 days were so good it doesn't matter to me.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

I've been rewatching early season 3 kind of just reminiscing about the season and my god man, day 3 where Sam and Ben bring out the TV and show them the trailer and tell them Simmons edited it and they are totally unaware of what Simmons did. It's so good, just the best shit ever. The show may have gone to shit for the last week but the first 30 days were so good it doesn't matter to me.

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S3 was their best gaslight game ever. The fish minus Teddy were clueless and Burt just made it so much better with his wild conspiracies.