Kiwi Farms tfw thread

[RI 360]

In this thread post feels that are unique to KF.

tfw you're browsing on your phone and you try to rate something feels but your fingers are too fat from your sedentary lifestyle and you accidentally rate it islamic content instead.

 

[Cuck Norris]

tfw you're hoping for content updates and it's just some autistic complaining that a schizophrenic's vagina is ruined

 

[Electric Eye]

tfw you get drunk on a work night and go to kiwifarms because you just can't stop reading about retards being retarded on the internet

 

[RI 360]

tfw you chuckle to yourself all day over the impending death of an autistic child and can't let normies in on the joke when they ask.

 

[Doc Cassidy]

tfw you try to defend furries in the furry thread so someone googles your username and finds your FurAffinity filled with babyfur porn and everyone makes fun of you and you get your own thread.

 

[0xDEADBEEF]

tfw when you're on KF at work and you have to keep alt tabbing away like a paranoid autistic whenever someone walks by

I can't let them know my secret

 

[ES 148]

tfw you only ever open kiwi farms in incognito mode

 

[Doc Cassidy]

tfw you only ever open kiwi farms in incognito mode

Yeah I can feel that, I only visit the Kiwi Farms through tor and truecrypt all my CWC content.

 

[Cthulu]

tfw You walk by a autistic sped irl acting like a spaz and wonder if their thread worthy

 

[drain]

tfw i open kf in the morning and see a halal

 

[Pina Colada]

tfw you wake up in the morning and receive 3+ new alerts

tfw you get a lucky streak of 3+ "Winners", "Agrees", "DRINKs", or any other positive ratings on a new post

 

[Cthulu]

tfw you wake up in the morning and receive 3+ new alerts

tfw you get a lucky streak of 3+ "Winners", "Agrees", "DRINKs", or any other positive ratings on a new post

tfw you wake up with 248 alerts and it's mostly @ShavedSheep

 

[drain]

tfw you wake up in the morning and receive 3+ new alerts

tfw you get a lucky streak of 3+ "Winners", "Agrees", "DRINKs", or any other positive ratings on a new post

tfw

 

[Doc Cassidy]

tfw you wake up in the morning and receive 3+ new alerts

tfw you get a lucky streak of 3+ "Winners", "Agrees", "DRINKs", or any other positive ratings on a new post

tfw ninja'd by @DrainRedRain

 

[RI 360]

tfw your username gives people anxiety.

 

[Bassomatic]

tfw your username gives people anxiety.

You're not shaved sheep tho.

 

[RI 360]

You're not shaved sheep tho.

I was thinking of Haley Mandel

 

[Cthulu]

tfw you log-in and yet another sicko has came out about wanting to fuck dogs.

 

[drain]

tfw you wake up with 248 alerts and it's mostly @ShavedSheep

tfw you feel relevant or even loved, but it's only @ShavedSheep shenanigans at work

 

[glutenfreebooty]

Tfw no one ever looks at the freaky shit you post in your 'about me' section.