Is Santa Claus Real?

[MadStan]

A big fat red throbbing sausage with a white top cumin down your chimney with a gift. Oh yeah, sure, he's real alright you hoe hoe hoe.

With a stocking to clean up the "load" awaiting.

 

[Glowie]

See @Not a bee profile, not only I believe in Santa I doxed him right right down to GPS coordinates

 

[Ice Gun Ninja]

Santa Claus were the friends we made all along.

 

[johnny johnny yes papa]

Only naughty little boys and girls think Santa isn’t real.

 

[Batley]

Everyone who selected no, Jews killed him, that implies that Santa was at some point real, so checkmate. L

 

[FakeishNamedicoot]

This is what gets posted to community happenings? Really? We are that starved for content?

 

[Kankichi Ryotsu]

Bearded men in red living in frozen lands giving free shit to people are real and we fought against that for decades.

 

[Mad_Dog]

Santa came down my chimney and I came in his. He's real, I raped him and I'm gonna do it again.

There's actual gay Santa porn. I don't know why I know this (I do know why I know this)

 

[TV's Adam West]

Big Boss believes in Santa.
That's good enough for me.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

On Christmas eve 1992 my parents put out cookies and milk as a gift for Santa and his reindeer. The next morning they were gone and there were presents under the tree. I would like to see your precious "science" explain that one.

 

[Backyard8405]

if you believe in god i find it hard how you could justify there ins't a possibility of santa claus being real? but im interested to hear it.

 

[LGTV]

Yes Santa is real, how else would the things I wanted as a child that my Mother told me I would never get, end up being my gifts from Santa?

Also to any skeptics out there, this video explains how he does it all.

https://youtu.be/ljV_kvV12gw?si=2k7QeWAcxefMNVjl&t=202

 

[Bunny Tracks]

If Santa's not real, then who's the one who would always leave a note saying me, and my siblings were the best kids in the world? Certainly not my parents!

 

[NortelNutworks]

Santa's as real as anything else in this postmodern manifested shithole.

 

[ShitLurker]

I am to believe Santa's 6 million elves do all those toys? And how many ovens does he need to keep them warm?! Pure malarkey.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

What kind of monster doesn’t believe in Santa?

 

[AssignedEva]

Only bad little boys and girls ask that sort of question, and bad little boys and girls don't get presents. Get back to writing your Christmas cards and I'll hear no more about it, unless you want me to tell Father Christmas.

 

[Tism the Return II]

My parents told me he is so that's that.

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

How do the presents get under the tree then?

 

[Random Internet Person]

Is Santa real? Has anyone lived to tell the tale?