Is Santa Claus Real?

[Train Lover 2000]

Of course Santa is real, I've met him many times. He knew everything about me.

I just wish my Dad could meet him too but he's never around when Santa visits us.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

What always bugs me about adults that don't believe in Santa in Christmas movies where Santa exists is that they're never weirded out at presents they know they didn't buy ending up under the tree.

Like where the fuck do you think they came from?

 

[Rage Pig]

Santa is real, he stole my bike.

 

[エボラちゃん]

SANTA HAS BEEN CANCELED BY MOSSAD !
IT'S
ALWAYS
DA
JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS !

 

[Clem Fandango]

He's real in my household. Deniers gtfo.

 

[#FF0000]

Santa is real, only gay faggots believe otherwise. Don't be a gay faggot.

 

[Troonbolone Acetate]

i dont like christmas

 

[OrionBalls]

Santa visits me every year. He also visits my husband. That old elf still knows exactly what I wanted.

 

[Cat tit bingo]

What are fucking retarded or something? Only the dumbest fucking idiot in the world don't believe in Santa claus, that and bitter jews who only get spinning tops from there magic candle stick or what ever.
Some try to point to poor kids without presents as a gotcha but that is clearly the work of nigga claus who come to steal your presents, especially bicycles, to sell to pawn shops for crack, 40s and elf support payments.

 

[Wyzzerd]

It may come as a surprise to some of you, but Santa is one of the greatest and oldest wizards. A kind man who uses his great power not for selfish reasons or his own gain, but to bring joy to others and to give them hope.

I wish I could be half the wizard he is.

 

[gata]

Never mind about Santa Claus, he's obviously real, what I want to know is: are Grinches real, bros?

Because I am terrified by the prospect that I might get turned into a were-Grinch.

Maybe the grinches is the one we have inside us all along.

 

[smartypants302]

If hes not real how does he have a Troparion?

 

[Roast Chicken]

Yes he's a long-dead Greek or Turkish dude who gave small things like nuts or clementines to impoverished children, was a devout Christian and definitely, definitely wasn't on of the old lecherous ones who told them they could get more fruit if they prayed under his garments.

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

Santa Claws is real and he hates you

 

[IamnottheNSA]

NORAD is tracking him every year, so how about that.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

St. Nicholas stopped a hurricane.

 

[Quartermaster]

Guys!

 

[Oongok]

 

[gorgoroth7134]

What festive whimsy

 

[Brian Griffin]

Of course he real, if he wasn't then why did I see him at the mall yesterday, huh?