Victor Markhoff / Ana Victoria Markhoff / vvictorman_uel - Powerchair faker pooner, has every illness, allergic to Krebs cycle, bed mayo enjoyer, kicked out of house and mental hospital, constant ebeggar, applesauce heiress paid to yeet her teets

Given she's wrecking her immune system, now you mention it, it is pretty surprising she hasn't contracted a gnarly case. Also Pseudomonas aeruginosa, which will produce a distinctive smell. That tends to be hospital acquired so its easy to see why she's desperate to be admitted.

And this is also the reason why you don't want these know-nothing know-it-alls who can't even be bothered to follow the tiniest doctor's orders in your hospital. They are walking breeding grounds for all kinds of resistant bacteria that even Biopreparat would have respected in those old days.

Maybe we should bring these nifty leper bells back for our munchies. I guess, there would be enough of them who would like all the attention of said ringing bells.
 
So, she’s definitely still on her totally abusive parents’ insurance plan, still an idiot and still just a basic straight woman.
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I'm new to munching, but why doesn't she break her own leg or something similar?
Munching is less about actually being sick, and more about the attention, care (whether from medical professionals, family, friends, or total strangers), and sympathy they receive for being perceived as sick. This is also why they tend to favor invisible, chronic illnesses without a true fix. Breaking a leg is visible, yes, but it is also a concrete pathology with a defined solution and a limited timeframe. Also, surprisingly slightly less crucially (because they absolutely would milk a broken leg for all it's worth), a broken bone is real pain, real discomfort, and real disability, and that's.... Inconvenient. It really would interfere in their daily life, and to be actually disabled is often not the real goal (although it does seem to be heavily fetishized and accepted as a "happy accident" sort of thing by munchies).

Munchies exist at an intersection of many different pathologies: personality disorders, histrionics, attention-seeking, narcissism, fetishism, and a deeply external locus of control. That is why they're so wild in their claims and pathetic in their whining.

Munchausens cannot be cured. Like Borderline Personality Disorder, it is a set of psychologically-compelled behaviors that can be managed (although almost never is) through awareness of the person experiencing it, and a significant amount of self control. This is antithetical to Munchausens perpetrators of all stripes, because self control and external locuses of control inherently do not mix.

There's also a not-insignificant level of opiate addiction present in the Munchie community, which helps compel attention-seeking behavior.
 
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All her talk about going back and forth to the ER and doctors, and yet she‘s not posting any pictures of her visits. Very odd for a terminally-online munchie pooner. Someone’s probably said this ITT already, but I don’t think she’s even going. This GI-e. Coli-ER-hospital stay arc is more likely an elaborate story she’s fabricating and posting piece by piece on twitter. Pics or it didn’t happen, Victoria, that‘s munchie 101. Also pretty telling that she posted about “having to miss my favorite class.” Coincidentally NYU has finals next week.

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So, she’s definitely still on her totally abusive parents’ insurance plan, still an idiot and still just a basic straight woman.
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>who needs back surgery
Well well well, look at that. I wonder if taking megadoses of prednisone could possibly have something to do with it?
 
>who needs back surgery
Well well well, look at that. I wonder if taking megadoses of prednisone could possibly have something to do with it?
Well, I'd say this has more to do with the fact there's been a guy in the news recently about how horrible his back pain was that it caused him to commit murder...
 
All her talk about going back and forth to the ER and doctors, and yet she‘s not posting any pictures of her visits. Very odd for a terminally-online munchie pooner. Someone’s probably said this ITT already, but I don’t think she’s even going. This GI-e. Coli-ER-hospital stay arc is more likely an elaborate story she’s fabricating and posting piece by piece on twitter. Pics or it didn’t happen, Victoria, that‘s munchie 101. Also pretty telling that she posted about “having to miss my favorite class.” Coincidentally NYU has finals next week.

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Yeah, she's sitting in her stinky hovel, compulsively tweeting anything she can think of that might get her some attention and/or create an alibi for her not going to class or doing any schoolwork. She's got her sandbagging hobby down to an art at this point. I can't imagine living like this, it must be incredibly stressful to always be on the verge of getting BTFO from whatever tenuous position she's in, and she's doing it to herself. For attention and asspats. It's mind-boggling.
 
Munchausens cannot be cured. Like Borderline Personality Disorder, it is a set of psychologically-compelled behaviors that can be managed (although almost never is) through awareness of the person experiencing it, and a significant amount of self control. This is antithetical to Munchausens perpetrators of all stripes, because self control and external locuses of control inherently do not mix.
Thanks. I was thinking if she just repeatedly threw herself into dangerous situations she could eventually get what she wants but you're right. I know some munchies go really far with what they do so Victoria seems like she's more attention than pain, and more opiods too.
 
Well, I'd say this has more to do with the fact there's been a guy in the news recently about how horrible his back pain was that it caused him to commit murder...
Yeah this is the first we have heard of this back issue, conveniently "ripped from the headlines" with the hawt back pain shooter in the spotlight...
 
What does a gay guy who wants to have sex with lots of attractive, healthy gay dudes have in common with a disabled person?
She said "queer," though. That's not gay dudes; that's spicy straights and genderblobs and young women whose sex life is all theory and social media. It's yet another adjective that's been redefined and is now used to sneak the aspirational oppressed into a desired identity via wordplay.
 
What a load of bullshit. What does a gay guy who wants to have sex with lots of attractive, healthy gay dudes have in common with a disabled person?

"Queer" doesn't really mean gay anymore, these days it mostly means heterosexual women with dyed hair who are fat and like reading fanfiction about men who are not fat

Well, I'd say this has more to do with the fact there's been a guy in the news recently about how horrible his back pain was that it caused him to commit murder...

Yeah it's just Victoria being illness-Kirby again. Previously she needed hip surgery, but now a hot guy with back problems is in the news, and Victoria has to step in and try to suck up some of that attention. She's just like him frfr!

Why don't you run over some insurance CEOs in your powerchair, Vicky? It would at least be very funny.
 
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She really will try to be anything but German or white.

As others have mentioned, she is setting herself up perfectly for a C-diff infection journey. Spending time in hospitals, taking antibiotics that wipe out healthy gut flora, and suppressing her immune system's ability to fight off c-diff with her prednesone addiction is the perfect storm. Not to mention her inability to keep her or her apartment remotely clean.

C Diff is not some sexy, online munchie popular condition. It is real and terrible and common and gross. If she gets it, it will be business as normal for her- posting all day about her smelly poops and threatening to go to the ER - but she will get way less engagement and pity with such a condition.
 
She really will try to be anything but German or white.
From what I recall her mom is actually Italian-Uruguayayayayan but Vicky never wanted to claim it until this current insurance shooter meme got hot. Hilariously predictable. Also feck off, micks don't want your fake "solidarity," Vicks Vaporub.
 
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