Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[The Taco Santo!]

I wonder what she does while she's in there too. I doubt she would just mind her own business.

Having a 5'3" dood in there makes fellas a little uncomfortable when they're in there just trying to peacefully have dick measuring contests or mock swordfights.

 

[PetiteFeet]

This is why I believe there are way more racist on the left vs the right.

Right-Wingers who are racist are open to varying degrees about it. No one is in the racist closet on the right it can be full blown racist to the "I'm not racist I'm just telling it like it is" guys. All the cards are on the table.

The Left hell no there are tons of POCs who are racist as hell to other races and not just whites' hell there are some who have no issues with whites but groups like Asians and Hispanics who can't stand Blacks. Then there the White Liberal these people have a "Benevolent" Plantation owner relationship with minorities and want an almost paternal relationship with them as they "save" them from themselves. Just watch when a Black gets "Uppity" also try to build low-cost housing, a halfway house, shelter, or rehab facility in a White Liberals neighborhood and watch their precious values disappear faster than the shelf stock at a San Francisco CVS.

Yup. I have a friend who is latino and he lives in Commiefornia, he has had genuine racism hurled his way because he's right leaning and voted Trump. And what's funniest to me is, people would rather be called a slur up front and know where you have the racist, rather than be badmouthed behind your back. At least the vocal racist is honest to your face, while the others are dishonest and hold you in contempt without you knowing so.
I also think it's telling how a leftist can go "oh the poor disenfranchised POC, it's not their fault they can't get a job. They're clearly being held back by systematic abuse and police brutality" when in reality they are saying "black people need us because they're stupid, unwashed and uneducated", holding nothing but utter contempt for anyone acting "outside of their race". Same goes for internalised racism when a black person says someone else is "acting white".

just say it with your chest, out loud, instead of being a smug rat about your hatred for someone else.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Thanks for this, I’ve been trying to find it. I love it, from the high-pitched scream when she’s called female to the attempt to misgender the male staff, it’s that perfect blend of unwarranted aggression and hilarious impotence that is the hallmark of the pooner meltdown.

I love the almost comically feminine way this heccin' valid dood waves the bird at them as she's leaving.
This is the classic Pooner meltdown video, its the Pooner version of the Macho Ma'am's Gamestop freakout, clear emphasis on the differing way this psychosis effects the two sexes, the Macho Ma'ams Hulk grunts and violent threats, kicking over and smashing stuff in the store, and the Li'l Pooners feeble and completely bizarre attempt to "misgender" the male staff, and the high pitched girly shrieks when her Testosterone rage boils over.

Its comedy gold and one of my favorite videos from the Pooner Zoo thread.

So… transitioning gave him dysphoria?

This is actually more common than you might think, I've seen quite a few cases of AGP perverts that have been brain rotted by their disgusting fetish, started taking estrogen, and then, when it throws off their bodies chemical balance, they start to feel genuine dysphoria as their body is changing in a way their brain doesn't recognize or know how to deal with, its always the fetish creeps this happens too and its almost as hilarious as the AGP's who chase their perversion so far they castrate themselves chasing the coom, and who only realize their mistake when they then realize its destroyed their sex drive and the very thing that was rotting their brain no longer makes them want to get off.

It will never not be funny seeing these perverts reach the sheer panic of that "oh shit" moment.

 

[Bookwork]

This is actually more common than you might think, I've seen quite a few cases of AGP perverts that have been brain rotted by their disgusting fetish, started taking estrogen, and then, when it throws off their bodies chemical balance, they start to feel genuine dysphoria as their body is changing in a way their brain doesn't recognize or know how to deal with, its always the fetish creeps this happens too and its almost as hilarious as the AGP's who chase their perversion so far they castrate themselves chasing the coom, and who only realize their mistake when they then realize its destroyed their sex drive and the very thing that was rotting their brain no longer makes them want to get off.

It will never not be funny seeing these perverts reach the sheer panic of that "oh shit" moment.

They also get more aware of how much they are NOT women because they're studying how to pass instead of just wanking. The majik pill does so little to feminize them, but other troons are lying online about how they're stunners living the dream, while the newbie freaks over nose hair and bony knees he never noticed back in the days of just stealing his sister's underwear.

 

[Syikeblade]

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This tranny gets made fun of at work by some customers, some don't even want him to serve them.
But they're the ones that are at fault not the tranny freak not even trying.

https://www.reddit.com/r/trans/s/IJ9KHQ4J6T

 

[Otterly]

These freaks do the exact same shit abusers do

The entire playbook of the Troon and indeed the entire playbook of the alphabet and woke movements is like a rainbow coloured Duluth wheel.
Look what you made me do! Say what I demand or your words will be met with violence. Silence? Also met with violence. Financial control, social control, sexual control. Who you can talk to, what you can say all controlled and if you so much as peep an objection that is violence and you’re getting battered. Suicide baiting. It’s such a 1:1 correspondence. The whole way we are socially controlled is EXACTLY the same as abusers. It’s like the whole prog left, government and Troon army are doing it.

 

[FinnSven]

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This tranny gets made fun of at work by some customers, some don't even want him to serve them.
But they're the ones that are at fault not the tranny freak not even trying.

https://www.reddit.com/r/trans/s/IJ9KHQ4J6T

Is he actually being a victim of transphobic abuse, or is he just shit at his job?

 

[Chandelier]

It's one thing to do this, it's one thing to already have a kid whos alive and you are troon out as a parent, it's another to poon out as a pregnant mother and risk your child having life altering disabilities that could've 100% be avoided.

There's a special place in Hell for these people.

Pooners legitimately thinks testosterone is birth control. This was a fictional example, but there are pooners who keep up the T injections while being pregnant, unaware they are pregnant and dosing that fetus with a hormone that's known to impact embryological development. That's how you get ambiguous genitalia and issues with sex development overall. That doesn't matter to them, though. Being a "man" having "gay sex" does.

It's wonderful to see the ever loving-and-tolerant queer leftist devolving into what they truly are. Hateful, racist, bigoted wo/man children with a complete lack of self-soothing emotional behaviours, like a five year old getting a "no dessert after dinner if you don't finish your peas, dear".

It's actually hilarious seeing them act worse than Stormfront members. And they're progressives to boot; I remember seeing a comment on Pinterest on all places of this shitlib white woman saying darker skinned characters weren't attractive...I was like, "shit, that's something I would say here!" Not on Pinterest! And she wasn't called out .

Nobody cares if someone uses the stalls just to piss.
I use the stalls just to piss ever since a buddy of mine told me a story about using a urinal in Panama City and some nigger coming up behind him with a knife to rob him, because you're never more vulnerable than you are standing with your back to the room with your dick in your hand taking a piss.
I'd rather have that extra warning of someone trying to get through the stall door.

Pooners: "I have to use the stall so males can't judge me for my True and Honest man bod"
Men: "I ain't getting robbed, bro!"

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

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This tranny gets made fun of at work by some customers, some don't even want him to serve them.
But they're the ones that are at fault not the tranny freak not even trying.

https://www.reddit.com/r/trans/s/IJ9KHQ4J6T

I love the mental jumps they make to try and claim they "pass" while crying because everyone treats them badly for being trans.

Edit: FinnSven not going to lie if a fag or dyke serves me and gives me good service, I'll treat them with respect and leave a good tip. If a TiM or TiF serves me, I'm going to laugh or at least groan a "Jesus Christ" when they come to the table and if they do the Pronoun bullshit, I'll roll my eyes, and this will in no doubt make my service be less than ideal and they will not be getting a tip. Is it my fault for not being able to hold my contempt for them or their fault for making me deal with their bullshit? Chicken or Egg but it's not going to be a fun evening and, in all honesty, given how troons are and the likely hood they will spit in my food I'll probably will end up leaving.

 

[Sean Andalou]

Guys do not hang around in groups and talk to each other in the restroom, nor do they quiz strangers on why they chose the stall over a urinal.

This Pooner is so full of shit. "Questioned why they used a stall when someone heard splashing"
Fucking horseshit.

Men's rooms are the ultimate minding your own business rooms.
And furthermore men pee sitting down on occasion for non-ideological non-fetish reasons all the time.
Possibly his feet hurt, or he feels a fart coming on, or wants to read the paper while pissing, etc etc.
Nobody cares.

Unless maybe if the encounter is at a gay pickup venue?

 

[Procrastinhater]

It's wonderful to see the ever loving-and-tolerant queer leftist devolving into what they truly are. Hateful, racist, bigoted wo/man children with a complete lack of self-soothing emotional behaviours, like a five year old getting a "no dessert after dinner if you don't finish your peas, dear".

Spoiler: Liberal White Mans Burdon

The patronizingly paternal way that (especially White) libshits look at Black people, that whole "White Savior" complex they seem to have is almost comically racist. Theres a particular type of Leftist that has never abandoned the 19th Century "White Mans Burden" idea of being responsible for "civilizing the savages" and while they'll freak the fuck out if anyone points out thats their thought process its inherent in the way they are obsessed with race.
Its an ideological blindspot they can't see from their self claimed moral high ground, looked at objectively, the way they associate being Black with being poor and criminal, almost automatically (poor kids are just as bright and intelligent as White kids) is no different from the way a Plantation owner looked at their House Niggers.
Its fucking wild.

I love the mental jumps they make to try and claim they "pass" while crying because everyone treats them badly for being trans.

Edit: FinnSven not going to lie if a fag or dyke serves me and gives me good service, I'll treat them with respect and leave a good tip. If a TiM or TiF serves me, I'm going to laugh or at least groan a "Jesus Christ" when they come to the table and if they do the Pronoun bullshit, I'll roll my eyes, and this will in no doubt make my service be less than ideal and they will not be getting a tip. Is it my fault for not being able to hold my contempt for them or their fault for making me deal with their bullshit? Chicken or Egg but it's not going to be a fun evening and, in all honesty, given how troons are and the likely hood they will spit in my food I'll probably will end up leaving.

To an extent I agree, I don't really care about the serving staff as long as they're competent, but I don't want a fucking Pooner (or a Troon for that matter) preparing my food. Just carrying it out to the table is different, I guess, it'd still probably put me off going back though.
I don't care if the cook or person preparing it is gay (how would I even know, unless the person behind the counter is some Tom of Finland Leatherman or something ).
Seeing a fucking Pooner involved in making it though, fucking hell no, their hygeine is an E Coli exposure waiting to happen. I don't want them around my food. I had to change my favorite sandwich shop because they hired a Goddamned Pooner.

 

[Potato Burrito]

This is why I believe there are way more racist on the left vs the right.

Right-Wingers who are racist are open to varying degrees about it. No one is in the racist closet on the right it can be full blown racist to the "I'm not racist I'm just telling it like it is" guys. All the cards are on the table.

Same with misogynists. I trust a dude who makes his disdain for women known more than I'd ever trust a self-proclaimed "male feminist." Some of the most disgusting, degenerate men I've ever had the misfortune to encounter are the ones telling you they respect women.

What's funny is the known misogynists often do have some form of basic respect for women, they just dislike identity politics or having a woman for a boss. Regardless, they freely show you who they are right upfront, giving you the choice to engage or not. "Male feminists" on the other hand can't be trusted because the entire basis of this identity they're wearing is like a wolf in sheepskin, it's a lie intended to get them access to women by lowering their defenses. Sound familiar?

To be clear, I believe pro-feminist males can exist. They don't need to tell you this, they demonstrate it in their actions.

Lefties are some of the biggest racists and woman-haters on the planet. Just look at the troon shit. No one who respects women would bully them into ceding their spaces to MEN. And remember when Joe Biden said "Poor kids are just as bright as white kids" lmao.

 

[fitty tucker]

Oh no! Troon got doxxed! I was going to come ask if any of you could figure it out but luckily I glanced at his page. And of course, he's another pervert who cannot stop talking about his dick on an account that shows his face, location and occupation

So by doxxed he means he let his narcissism take over, posted dumb shit under his name and photo and is now suffering the consequences.

So meet andie steward from providence, Rhode Island.

https://stew312856.substack.com/p/lost-in-transition-when-transphobic

He was "doxxed " by libsoftiktok after he made a terrifying up-the-nose video whining about needing to take sick leave because his students are meany pants and won't affirm him

Oh and he also attacked a dude with a 2x4. But it's transphohes fault!

This dude's writing is fucking insufferable lmao.

I also particularly like how he writes about the crimes he committed "due to his PTSD" in the third person.

I have a great deal of embarrassment and shame for toxicity and acts that have been brought about as a result of these traumas on the job.

Oh. Who exactly "brought about" these acts...?

"But likewise, I had to grapple with this fact: The sillier the costume, the safer the queer students feel.

I would be so embarrassed and unsettled as a queer student that this adult man was trying to place himself next to me and my other age-appropriate cohorts as our "representative."

Also, real women call our outfits "clothes," not "costumes."

"My PTSD related to the pandemic in the workplace was beyond anybody’s imagination when I was in Student Teaching."

You heard it here first folks, this troon had The Hardest Time In The Workplace during the pandemic! Those underpaid nurses, medical assistants, unpaid students, and doctors who were on the front line triaging which dying patient they were able to save have nothin' on this man who chose to wear a dress to work while working with an age demographic known to mercilessly taunt anyone who is different!



Queer students, your representative has arrived.


Edit to add:

I yearn above all else for the bosom of camaraderie that might succor me.

lmaooo no for real though, you typed this with a straight face?

Also, my new favorite phrase is COMMENCE GENDER CONFIRMATION.

 

[Jizzrag]

The trannies over at /tttt is not happy with me, nor with the farms



They linked my profile


There wasn’t an argument if Iceland was part of Scandinavia or not, I just mentioned it as another user thought it was. Oh well


Sorry u/baconbits2004, let me make it up to you

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FFS recommendations? :]
Yes, a face transplant

If anything’s «fucking weak», it’s your jaw

Sorry about your friend

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i mostly just work now days, and dont have much of a life outside of this place

i have some weird form of lupus, and trying to save up for surgery. i dont really have the energy or time for much else

one of the very few people from this state i considered a friend, was someone who helped me get this job i dedicate so much time to.

today, i wanted to message him on facebook to see how he was doing... his profile picture was someone wearing a pigs mask and idk, politician looking clothes

Normally, i stay away from facebook directly. but i decided to click on his profile to see what was up... the dude went full maga... has been posting nonstop super right-wing shit. libs of tiktok.
some meme that says "the ones complaining that the world became less safe for their daughters are the same people who thought it was ok for them to share a bathroom with MALES. make it make sense!''

his banner is trump getting "shot in the ear" and smiling or whatever

feels bad

And sorry your wife doesn’t wanna fuck you

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since I had sex

and yes, I'm married

this shit kills me sometimes

how hard it is to feel attractive or beautiful while transitioning when your partner doesn't want to touch you

she says over and over it has absolutely nothing to do with my transition, that she thinks I'm hot as fuck

we've always had some trouble connecting physically. she mostly wanted to be drunk before we would do the thing

I keep thinking

how, when I was really high one night, she asked if i was likely to remember any of this. I said naw, and she told me she was jealous of my transition. how amazing it must be to redefine yourself like that

how she came out as non-binary shortly after we watched the Barbie movie together

I was so excited to welcome Them into my life. perhaps too excited. I asked a lot of questions with excitement. if she was going to start HRT, if she wanted any features that some testosterone might bring to the table

how shortly later she said she's not actually non-binary. she's agender.

how she used to read yaoi a lot when we were younger

how it didn't weird me out was something she enjoyed

how she's getting back into mlm fiction

how making important descisions have been known to take her at least ten years to decide..

I can't help but wonder, was there another beautiful identity buried under there that tried to get out?

is her reluctance to have intercourse related to this?

did I smother them / him with my excitement and happiness?

is there a way to undo what I did?

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

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I didn't know there was a size 15.

Size 15 shoes sounds pretty proportional for someone who is 6'7.

Shaq wears a size 22 at 7'1.

 

[FinnSven]

a TiM or TiF serves me, I'm going to laugh or at least groan a "Jesus Christ" when they come to the table and if they do the Pronoun bullshit, I'll roll my eyes, and this will in no doubt make my service be less than ideal and they will not be getting a tip. Is it my fault for not being able to hold my contempt for them or their fault for making me deal with their bullshit?

Imposing that shit on customers is being bad at their job.

A troon/poon waiting staff wouldn’t bother me if they simply came to the table, introduced themselves by name, no pronoun bullshit and did their job.
If they got shitty because I called them he/she, then I would 100% ask for the manager.
A fucking normal waiter or waitress wouldn’t care if they got called he/she accidentally, so a troon shouldn’t either.
They are there to serve food and drinks.

Seeing a fucking Pooner involved in making it though, fucking hell no, their hygeine is an E Coli exposure waiting to happen.

A Thai place I know in this town has a ladyboy working in the kitchen. I wind some people up by saying he stirs the food with his cock in the wok.

The trannies over at /tttt is not happy with me, nor with the farms

Fucking Redditors.

Stuff that they choose to share on Reddit is public. If people they don’t want reading it, read it, it’s their own fault.

The only one sharing personal details about them is them.

 

[Anasa Tristis]

This dude's writing is fucking insufferable lmao.

And incomprehensible. So he decided to wear the troon clown outfits to distract the bullies from their usual targets? But the kids were traumatized by him being the target of bullying? Is that his noble and selfless story?

That this degenerate clown was permitted to teach children on the tax payer's dime dressed like that is incredible. I know RI is pozzed as fuck, but come on already. No one objected?

 

[DootSkeleton]

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I didn't know there was a size 15.

Man's an ABSOLUTE UNIT

 

[Peaches Demure]

Man's an ABSOLUTE UNIT

And probably has a face like the late André the Giant.

 

[Misogenes]

And probably has a face like the late André the Giant.

I didn't need my imagination to paint me a vivid image of André in a cheap blond wig and clown makeup wearing a dress tearing at the seams and high heels on the verge of snapping under the weight of his well-muscled frame. Thanks, Peaches and my brain for that awful collaboration.